Malaysian Famous Comedian but not that funny la....
 

 


Malaysia has the best judiciary system....I am heading it...it's the best...la...me terror
We have the best police in the world........I am heading it...it's the best
We are the best........coz I am the Prime Minister.....


We have taken a drastic action by sacking our Deputy Prime Minister for charges yet to be created.
I hope the Police head or IGP can come up with something soon...


WAH...Police work laju! .....Anwar is sack for his unnatural sexual activities.......sure kena punya boss kata IGP ...
He has sodomised 2 victims...and more to come......is that correct Police Head? ...... and later we will create corruption to add mesti list panjang punya .....OSA  ahh forget about it..we can do anything anything rite IGP?


 We decided to press charged Sukma & Munawar in court first...
The thing is that we discover they are wearing pants that have zipper at the back.....It is an invitation to treat right IGP...n AG?

 So they go to jail first.........the doer....we have to check for more evidence



Anwar we will have to wait...........after all we are still looking for evidence....we condemn him first then we look for ways to push him to jail for good...it is the system rite ..We are following it..


U dont believe me.....Go ask Najib...go ask Badawi...go ask Sanusi.....Go ask my entire cabinet minister...
They have trusted me....and they said I must hv a  very good reason...hihiihi
Actually they are just ...a yes man...syhhh don't tell them I said so ha!


Okay I did interview some of the victims.. Anwar has sodomised .It is true u know...! I check their back...wow  big large hole....after all I am a doctor ..and at that particular time I had to wear a wig..the one that judges wear....get my drift..


But we dont take them to court first....coz their zipper is in front...

The Attorney General specified that those who pleaded guilty for the unusual sexy hihihi activities with Anwar must be check, deal with under the ISA ...we check whether their zipper are in front or at the back...ISA kata macam tu Peguam Negara pun sokong...



That is why Sukma and the Dr Munawar was sentence 6 mth imprisonment...zippers at the back!


.that is what ISA is all about....

ISA is the advance multi media super law system....we arrest....belakang oppps *sensitif* kita cari reasons for the arrest ..if there is none we will pad his back and say we are sorry.....



What else is good about my administration...the IGP is superb........He can only say yes to me..
But maybe one day I hv to let him go......parrots needs to fly free too..rite...


Ohhh yes my dear dear Attorney General......hihihihihi..my main man....dengar angguk  to me all the time...

I just love him.........oppps not in that sence okay......



What else oh yes Anwar been beaten..of course the parrots oppps the police did it..but I claimed maybe he has done that to himself.....but we will give him a fair chance .We will hv the parrots opps again...the police to investigate........

I am good ...........