Vampire Jokes

Why didn't the vampire believe the ghost?
Because he could see right through him.

Why do vampires have to jaywalk?
They can't wait for the light.

What's something to keep secret from a vampire?
Daylight savings time.

What did the stupid vampire's friends call him?
A dingbat.

Why don't vampire's like the American Red Cross?
They can't stand the competition.

THE COUNT'S THIRTEEN LEAST FAVORITE MOVIES

1. Dawn Patrol
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. High Noon
4. Red Dawn
5. The Sunshine Boys
6. The Sun Also Rises
7. Sunburn
8. Scars of Dacula
9. Sunrise
10. Morning Glory
11. The Morning After
12. Taste the Blood of Dracula
13. Day For Night

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