POP:
"Mr. Fuselli, I told you my restaurant is not for sale!
FUSELLI:
"Hey, Pop! Would you like
to see your mudda' roughed up?"
POP:
"My mother has been dead the last twenty years!"
ROCCO:
"But do you think that would stop me?!"
DAVY:
"Now, wait a minute!! You can't push us around!"
PETER:
"Davy!!!"
DAVY:
"You're pretty tough with an old man!!
How about trying someone your own size!"
ROCCO:
"There ain't nobody here my size!"
MICKY:
"Then you should get out of the business!"
DAVY:
"Point of order! I would like to say that
Fuselli is a rough, vicious, mean type a-person!"
MICKY:
"He's just an average hood!"
DAVY:
"Now I'm telling you this guy's tough!
He even wears a pin-stripe suit!"
MICKY:
"What's so tough about that?"
DAVY:
"Got real pins in it!"
DAVY:
"What vote?"
MIKE:
"Micky, will you please read him
the minutes of the meeting?"
MICKY:
"A minute and twelve seconds,
that's a new meeting record!"
FUSELLI:
"There's work to do, so let's get to it!
You're going to be chefs, dishwashers, musicians,
hat check girls, cooks, cigarette girls--why
are you standing here?!"
MICKY:
"We've got to contact the Inspector!"
DAVY:
"Sure, but how? Fuselli won't let us out
in the middle of the meeting!"
MIKE:
"Yeah, Rocco's guarding the front door!"
PETER:
"And the food will get cold!"
FUSELLI:
"Therefore, I'm leaving the rest
of the city to the four of you! Any objections?"
MICKY:
"Yeah, The Purple Flower Gang objects!"
RED:
"The Purple Flower Gang? I thought they were away for good!"
FLORA:
"Hey, if you're The Purple Flower Gang,
then why are you wearing white carnations?"
MICKY:
"You know how tough it is to get purple flowers, baby?"
FUSELLI:
"I thought you guys were in the state pen!"
MICKY:
"We busted out yesterday!"
FUSELLI:
"Oh yeah?"
MICKY:
"Me and the boys sure are tired!'
MIKE:
"Yeah, exhausted!"
DAVY:
"Fatigued!"
PETER:
"And very hungry!"
MICKY:
"Wait a minute! Before The Purple Flower Gang
eats anywhere, we checks out the kitchen
to make sure the food is poisoned!"
FLORA:
"I usually bring a dog along to check for poison."
BENNY:
"Well, where is he?"
FLORA:
"He hates Italian food!"
PETER:
"Boy, I'm glad to see you!"
INSPECTOR:
"Grab him, it's The Purple Flower Gang!"
PETER:
"Wait a minute!"
POLICEMAN:
"I thought we had all these guys in the can?!"
INSPECTOR:
"Yeah, it must be another one!
You can always tell by the flower!'
PETER:
"My flower's white, white!!!"
INSPECTOR:
"Don't try to kid me! I know how tough it is to find purple flowers!"
PETER:
"Yeah, the Seaman's bank job was mine,
and the filling station over at Essence!"
INSPECTOR:
"Hey, you getting all that?"
POLICEMAN:
"Yeah!"
PETER:
"And the sinking of the Lusitania was mine!
And the Great Bridge of '57 was mine, and of
course the
Great Train Robbery was mine!"
POLICEMAN:
"Is that all?!?"
PETER:
"One more thing, take a letter to my mother!"
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