DRAGONMAN: "Toto, remember first rule of spy organization!"
TOTO: "What is that, Master?"
DRAGONMAN: "He who eat cookie screw up formula....something terrible!"
MODELL: "You're frightened, aren't you?"
MIKE: "Oh, you're very perceptive."
MODELL: "You should be. Making a pick-up of
stolen security information is a very serious offense!"
MIKE: "What pickup of--"
DAVY: "Security information? What--"
MICKY: "Yeah, I thought this was a kidnapping!"
MODELL: "A kidnapping?!? This is a Central Intelligence Service!
Your friend has picked up a piece of classified information!"
MIKE: "Oh, you mean the fortune cookie! Oh, I could explain that!
You see, Peter picks up fortune cookies like that,
and takes 'em home, and feeds them to a dog we don't have!"
DRAGONMAN: "The Doomsday Bug!! We must get the formula for The Doomsday Bug!!"
TOTO: "What is this bug, Master?"
DRAGONMAN: "It is a vicious germ cell, with green spots, hairy legs, and 200 eyes!!"
TOTO: "Oh, but Master, why does bug have so many eyes?"
DRAGONMAN: "The better to see you with, my boy!
So, Toto, we must find lost portion of formula!"
TOTO: "But Master, who took the formula?"
DRAGONMAN: "The boy with the long hair named Peter!"
TOTO: "That's strange name for long hair!"
MICKY: "You know the movie wax museum
we passed on the way home?"
MIKE: "Yeah."
MICKY: "Was Gary Cooper Chinese?"
MIKE: "No."
MICKY: "Then, we're being followed!!"
MICKY: "Hey, hey, Dragonman!! Call off your goon!
I don't like the way he's acting!"
DRAGONMAN: "You're no Lawerence Olivier yourself!"
DRAGONMAN: "And now, Toto, your instructions:
I want you to find the Monkee, get the cookie,
bring the Monkee and the cookie to me! Repeat, please."
TOTO: "I find the cookie, bring the Monkee--"
MICKY: "Oh no, no, no! You find the cookie,
get the Monkee, and cook the cookie!!!"
DRAGONMAN: "So, he has fallen in my crutches!!"
MICKY: "Your crotches??"
DRAGONMAN: "Not my crotches, my crutches!!"
CHANG: "May I help you?"
PETER: "Yes, I would like to order from Plan A."
CHANG: "So sorry, Plan A not available!"
PETER: "Oh, how about Plan B?"
CHANG: "So sorry, Plan B not available, peerrrhaps Plan C?"
MIKE: "Hi, there. We're from the Pure Food & Drugs.
Do you serve crabs?"
CHANG: "We serve anybody!"
MIKE: "Thus it may be, but we still have to inspect your kitchens!"
CHANG: "Oh, no!!!!"
Mike and Davy are pushed away from the restaurant.
DAVY: "That's the last time I ever eat in that place!"
MIKE: "They probably serve bad food and drugs anyway."
MONKEEMAN DAVY: "You're a nailbiter!"
TOTO: "Oh!"
MONKEEMAN DAVY: "You're a nailbiter, and your mother never ever loved you!!"
TOTO: "You are too short!"
MONKEEMAN DAVY: !??!
TOTO: "You are too short, and you have no ear for music!!"
DAVY: "Oh, Mike! Mike!! Help me, Mike!!"
DRAGONMAN: "Enough of this!!
Get formula for Doomsday Bug!"
MIKE: "What is this formula? I have Doomsday Bug here!
That is it, The Doomsday Bug!! The bug itself!"
TOTO: "Oh boy, oh boy! Master, there's a bug!"
DRAGONMAN: "Don't try to fool me
with old bug trick! You have no bug!"
DAVY: "Oh he has a bug! Oh, he has a bug!
Oh, that's a bug! See that? 199, 200 eyes!"
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