Monkees at the Circus

MIKE: "Well, I guess that's that!"
PETER: "Well, why don't we just snick inside!"
MIKE: "What snick?  It's not snick!  It's sneak!
Yeah, I sneak, and you sneak, and we sneak!"
PETER: "Oh good!  Then we all get in!"

DAVY: "Mike?!?!  Mike?!?!  Mike!
That man was throwing knives at me!!
He could've killed me!  Why didn't you do something?!?"
MIKE: "Well, I didn't want to antagonize the man!"

SUSAN: "I can't thank you enough for what you did!"
DAVY: "It was nothing!"
PETER: "No more than what any other poor love sick fool would do!!"
SUSAN: "Thank you, Davy!  Maybe the crowds would come
tomorrow and then everything will be all right!"
MICKY: "Hey, what's with the maniac knife thrower?"
SUSAN: "Victor?  He gets these solemn periods."
MICKY: "What, they last three or four years?"
SUSAN: "Things haven't been going well for my father's circus,
and Victor's our star performer.  He's upset because the crowds
would rather watch the rock-and-rollers than him."
ALL: "Oh!!  That's terrible!"
SUSAN: "By the way, what do you do?"

PETER: "Boy there's nothing like a circus!
If I had to do it all over again...."
MICKY: "Hey!  We've been looking this place over.
It doesn't look like it's going to be here too long."
PETER: "You're right."
DAVY: "You're right."
MICKY: "It's great, it's terrific, it's the best show--"
MIKE: "What is that?!"
MICKY: "It's a theme song from an old TV series!"
MIKE: "I wonder who sang it?"

VICTOR: "Who are these people?"
DAVY: "Who are we?!  Would you ask 'who are these people?'
to de Budapest String Quartet?"
VICTOR: "I still say, who are you?"
PETER: "We are the Budapest String Quartet!"
MIKE: "We are The Mozzerella Brothers!  I am Supreme!"
MICKY: *This is Amazing and Incredible!*
MIKE: "This is Amazing and Incredible and Colossus, and Colossal...."
MICKY: *And Stupendous!*
MIKE: "And Stupendous!"
DAVY: "We are de toast of Paris!"
VICTOR: "You are amazing!"
DAVY: "No, He's Amazing, I'm Incredible!!"

PETER: "We cross the wire on a bicycle with the topman
carrying a tray filled with 20 glasses!!"
DAVY: "Of course, we no longer perform de act."
VICTOR: "No more nerve, hmmm?"
DAVY: "No more glasses!"

PETER: "Mike!  Mike, the circus is saved!
The Mozzerella Brothers are coming!!"
MIKE: "Yeah, but The Mozzerella Brothers are us!!"
PETER: "Us?  U.S....us?!"
MIKE: "Oh, Peter!  You're amazing."
PETER: "Does that mean I have to carry the glasses??"

DAVY: "You know, Susan's right.  I think we ought
to tell the truth, at least to her.  I think you
should know we're rock-n-roll singers."
VICTOR: "Rock-n-roll singers!!  That's all I want to hear!"
PETER: "Oh good, then we can play for you!"

DAVY: "Hey, fellas!  Hey, hey, wait up!
We can't leave her like that!  She's still crying!"
MIKE: "Man, we've done everything we can!
There's nothing else left we can do!"
DAVY: "We could cheer her up!"
ALL: "Yeah!!!"

DAVY: "And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the thirty foot knife throw!  I will split the apple in half
that's sitting on my beautiful young assistant's head!"
!  !  !  !  !  !  !
DAVY: "Don't worry, folks!  I've got plenty more knives!"
VICTOR: "Wait!!  Don't throw it!!  I'll perform!!"
DAVY: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great privilege
to introduce to you the one and only Great Victor!"