MIKE:
"Man, we'll get in trouble! The landlord was just over here; he's asking a lot of questions! DAVY: "He doesn't think we stole him, does he?" MIKE: "No, he thinks we're keeping a dog in here." DAVY: "A dog?!? This is a horse!!" MIKE: "Oh no, no, no! He thought he heard a dog!" DAVY: "A dog? Now how can a dog sound like a horse?!" MICKY: "Ah, well, you know I was doing my werewolf impersonation!" DAVY: "I don't think that sounds like a dog at all!" PETER: "Maybe we could coax it with some food?" MICKY: "Food! Food!" MIKE: "Would you like a hamburger?" MICKY: "Horses don't eat salami!!" MIKE: "The soup!" MICKY(to horse): "Over here!" MIKE: "Here! Come on! Come, come on! Come on! Hey, I think he likes it!" PETER: At least somebody appreciates my cooking!" MICKY: "Wait 'till you see a horse change into a werewolf!!" MIKE: "Dr. Mann?" DR. MANN: "Yes?" MIKE: "Hi, I'm the fella who called before!" DR. MANN: "Where's the monkey?" MIKE: "Oh, I'm the Monkee!" DR. MANN: "You're the monkey? You don't need a vet young man! You need a psychiatrist!" DR. MANN: "Ah, I see you're coming around, Mrs. Purdy!" MRS. PURDY: "Who are you?" DR. MANN: "I'm Dr. Mann!! Luckily I was here when you fainted! Usually I don't take cases like yours! I'm a veternarian!" MRS. PURDY: "A vetera--" DR. MANN: "No offense, madame!!" DAVY: "You have to take him back!" JONATHAN: "But I can't take him back! Jeremy's your horse now!" DAVY: "My horse?! I don't know what to do with him!" JONATHAN: "Just ride him like you've been doin'!" DAVY: "Why can't you keep him?" JONATHAN: "Pa won't let me. He says Jeremy costs too much! Says he's goin' to sell him!" MIKE: "Look, what if we worked on the farm for a week? That ought to be worth about $100. Then we can pay you off? What do you say?" FARMER: "Well, before make any promises, I'll try you out for a day." MIKE: "All right, fair enough! When do we go to work?" FARMER: "First thing tomorrow morning!" MIKE: "C'mon! We got to go..plow the cow!" MICKY: "Something about I'm supposed to milk the chickens?" PETER: "I think we have to feed the south-forty?" DAVY: "Feed the chickens to the cow!?" PETER: "I think it's just as well the hogs didn't come!" MICKY: "Why is that?" PETER: "I forgot their food!" JENKINS: "What's the matter boys? Why down in the mouths?" JONATHAN: "It's my horse, Jeremy! Pa says I can't keep him!" JENKINS: "Why should you keep him anyways? He's not good for anything except eating!" DAVY: "That's not true!" JENKINS: "Get yourself a real horse, like my Charlemagne!" DAVY: "Look, I've ridden his horse and he moves around all right!" JENKINS: "Is that right? Just how'd you like to prove it!" DAVY: "What'd you mean?" JENKINS: "I bet you a hundred dollars my Charlemagne beats the daylights out of your kind!" DAVY: "We don't have a hundred dollars!" JENKINS: "It's a fair race; you won!" DAVY: "A hundred dollars!" FARMER: "Thank you!" DAVY: "That should take care of it for awhile!" FARMER: "My Johnny sure appreciates it .... and so does his dad!" |