DAVY: "Aren't we supposed to go on after The Four Swine?" MICKY: "Man, I wouldn't want to go on anywhere after those guys! They are really sleazy!!" PETER: "Oh, that's only on the surface! I bet underneath that seemly hard exterior there's four pretty decent guys!"
TRUMP: "Don't you want to be famous, the idol of millions?"
DAVY: "No, we just want to be revered by a small minority."
TRUMP: "A small minority?"
MICKY(ala Harpo Marx): "Small minority, small minority, ha-ha!
Like a tribe of African pygmies, get it, pygmies, ha!"
DAVY: "Hey, Mike, what time is it?" MIKE: "Huh? Oh, it's three minutes to eight." WAITRESS: "May I take your order now?" MICKY: "Oh, nothing for us thanks! We've just come in to get our clothes ripped off! WAITRESS: "Very funny."
MICKY: "Today, Lester Crabtree, Men's Warebuyer at Wiley's Department Store in Passaic, New Jersey had his clothes ripped off in a local Hollywood nightspot. Mr. Crabtree was quoted with saying, 'You've got a wild little town here!'" DAVY: "You were right about one thing, it got loads of publicity!" TRUMP: "Forget it!! I got another plan!" MIKE: "Oh, yeah, you got another plan! What are you planning this time, a famine?"
TRUMP: "You ever been kidnapped?" MIKE: "Ah, no. Any of you guys?" MICKY: "I was kidnapped as a kid once! But my family was so poor, they gave the ransom note to the neighbors! Ha-ha!"
DATE: "Hey, where you two going?" DAVY: "I'm going home to get kidnapped!" DATE: "Well, can I come too?" DAVY: "Okay." DATE: "Come on, everybody! Party at Davy's place!!"
DAVY: "Hold it, hold it!! Hey, this is very thoughtless of us, you know!" MIKE: "Why?" DAVY: "He might land on somebody!"
DAVY: "Boy, Lester's doing all right!" MIKE: "Yeah, but I've never heard him sing!" MICKY: "But he doesn't have to sing. He doesn't get a chance!" PETER: "I guess all it takes in this world to be a big star, is to have your clothes ripped off!"
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