DAVY:
"You know, that's hard to believe, we lug this thing with all our instruments in it and they make us play these...." MICKY: "These Druvanian instruments are really weird! I don't know how to make a sound out of it!!" NICOLAI: "Prepare yourself, rehearsal band! Natasha Pavlov will soon be ready to dance!" MICKY: Mickyolvich Dolenzovich will soon be ready to play!" NICOLAI: "How soon will Dolenzovich will be ready?" MICKY: "As soon as Dolenzovich finds out which end to put in his mouth!!" DAVY: "Now, let's understand this! You mean, you're going to shoot us and keep him because of his face?! Well, what do you think this is?! Chop liver?!" PETER: "It can't be you every week, Davy!" MICKY: "Now, now look, miss. You know guns never really solve anything. They're not the solution to the problem, they're only a coward's way out. Wouldn't you rather talk, talk it over instead of hiding behind a gun? Now, why don't you give it to me? "Alright, hands up! You're taking orders from me!" DAVY: "Oh, no, no!!!!!" MICKY: "Not you, ding-a-ling!" PETER: "You can't do this Micky!" MICKY: "Shut up, Face! You're going to walk down Primrose Lane with Babuska here while Jones and I are going to walk The Last Mile, The Road of No Return, The Last Goodbye!" DAVY: "Yeah, the primrose, and the lane and the -- what, what is all this stuff?" MICKY: "I have no idea! Not bad for a long-haired weirdo, huh, America?" PETER: "Natasha, it's me, The Face!" NATASHA: "Go away, Face!!" PETER: "Don't worry, Natasha!! I won't let them take you away!!" DAVY: "But, Peter, she's a big star!! This could lead to an international incident!! Maybe war; the whole world could be destroyed!!" PETER: "Don't worry, if the whole world is destroyed, I'll take responsibility!!!" MICKY: "With a little more ego, he could be President!!" NATASHA: "And they came, and they took him away, and they said they would make him talk!!" MICKY: "Talk?! Never!! They could could torture him, beat him, drug him, he will never talk! There's one torture he can't stand, and I'm afraid they will use!" NATASHA: "What's that?!?" MICKY: "Direct questioning!!" NYETOEVICH: "Who are you?!?!" MICKY: "We are investigating the disappearance of Natasha Pavlov!!" NYETOEVICH: "Are you from the MKVD?" DAVY: "No, we're from the BVD." NYETOEVICH: "I've never heard of the BVD." DAVY: "Well, we investigate the MKBVD 'cause we're an undercover organization that undercovers the--" MICKY: "We cover the unders and when we're under the covers the BVD is known as the underwear." DAVY: "Natasha, Natasha, did you find Peter?!" NATASHA: "No, no, not yet!!" DAVY: "Oh, Ivan the Terrible must have hidden him someplace!!!" MICKY: "Oh, I saw him go next door!! Only if we could hear them! Do you have a glass?" DAVY: "Sure, I have a glass!!" MICKY: "I saw this in a movie once!" DAVY: "Well, what do you hear?!?" OPERATOR: "I'm sorry, you have reached a disconnected wall!!!" |