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on the popular 1960s television show, The Monkees. The main purpose
is to provide quick information to those who have questions about who appeared
where on the show. All other information about Monkee episodes can be found
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Special thanks to Kaz for providing a large amount
of names of the guest cast.
Micky Dolenz, David Jones, Michael Nesmith, and Peter
Tork
have appeared in all 58 episodes except when otherwise
noted.
34. The Picture Frame
J.L. - Cliff Norton
"You jerk!
If you had emptied
the wastebasket
they would had
never found
that picture!!"
D.A. - Henry Beckman
"Mr. Jackson,
do you feel you can
give an honest
judgment, according
to the facts
of this case against
those long-haired
weirdos??"
Harvey - Jonathan Harper
"But you admitted
that you were
here to snoop!!"
Sergeant - Dort Clark
"That's enough
for me, with the film
and you all
admit you're Monkees,
I'm booking
you for the robbery of
The Ninth
National Bank!!"
V.P. - Donald Foster
"I can't,
it's under time lock.
It won't open
until three o'clock!!"
Judge - Elizabeth Fraser
"The next
case is the State Vs. Micky Dolenz,
Michael Nesmith,
and David Jones!"
Lawyer - Art Lewis
"Maybe with
the cute face, I might
be able to
get him off, but you two,
plea guilty!!"
Cashier - Joy Harmon
"Do you have
an account here, sir?"
Cop - Robert Michaels
"Okay, Monkees!!
I've got you red-handed!!
Follow me,
and no f-f-funny business!!"
35. Everywhere a Shiek Shiek
King - Monte Landis
"How
could you do this to me,
or to the
land of your birth?!"
Colette - Donna Loren
"I would gladly
marry for you,
father, but
I don't know anyone!"
Vidaru - Arnold Moss
"I just came
here to get your hoard!"
Shazar - Noam Pitlik
"Why does
the camel sleep with
one eye facing
the desert moon?"
Curad - William Bagdad
"There are
four of them!! Should
prepare four
beds?"
Maiden #1 - Cherie Latimer
"I don't know,
but you have nice ears!!"
Maiden #2 - Anne Randall
"Golden Grecian
goblets guaranteed graves!!"
Maiden #3 - Lisa Mitchell
"You wouldn't
hurt a fly!!"
36. Monkee Mayor
Mayor - Irwin Charone
"I promise
you, and all our citizens,
that from
now on our city will be a
more cleaner
and personal place to live!"
Zekenbush - Monte Landis
"According
to the democratic system
of this city,
anybody got's a chance,
if I own him!!"
Mr. Sweezy - Peter Brocco
"On my door
where it says 'Welcome'
will be a
sign '75 cents an hour'!!"
Mrs. Homer - Violet Carlson
"They're going
to tear down our homes,
and build
a parking lot!!"
Mrs. Filchok - Queenie Smith
"Don't you
know, we've all been evicted!!"
Publisher - Walker Edmiston
"The president
of the Typesetters' Union
is not here
today, I'm just the publisher!!"
Skywriter - Bill Benedict
"We could
put his name across
the entire
sky!!"
Secretary - Kathy Wakefield
"He has had
a nothing life,
no arrests,
no firings, he even
brushes his
teeth three times a day!!"
37. Art, For Monkees Sake
Ruce - Monte Landis
"That's why
I'm the brains of this
operation
and you're the muscle!!"
Curator
- Arthur Malet
"Gentlemen,
gentlemen try to
be more--
punctual!!"
Chuche
- Vic Tayback
"Let me belt
him one ...
just a little
one!!"
Artist - Michael Bell
"You could
never be an artist ...
you have no
beard!!"
## Cameo - Liberace
38. I Was a 99lb. Weakling
Shah-Kur - Monte Landis
"People who
come to Weaklings Anonymous
find the ultimate
strength at a modest price!"
Bulk - David Draper
"Listen, Doc,
I'm as strong as an ox!"
Brenda - Venita Wolf
"Yeah.
Intelligence."
Intellectual - Gary Waynesworth
"It's Remembrance
of Things Past Volume 3
by Marcel
Prust!"
Benny - Benny Levine
#
Mr. Schneider
"Does hunger
justify murder?"
39. Hillbilly Honeymoon (Double-Barrel Shotgun Wedding)
Pa Chubber - Dub Taylor
"Any man who
sings like that
deserves to
be shot!!"
Ma Weskitt - Billie Hayes
"Yeah, I used
to accompany Clem on
garbage while
he played his nose!!"
Preacher - Jim Boles
"My dear friends,
I want to offer
my sincere
condolences on your great loss!!"
Judd
- Lou Antonio
"And we stab
out blindly at those
who would
make us eat with a fork
and spoon!!"
Ella
Mae - Melody Patterson
"But
Pa, I thought one of 'em was for me!!!"
40. Monkees Marooned
Pshaw - Monte Landis
"But I'm Australian,
so the rules don't count!"
Kimba - Burt Mustin
"We will make
beautiful pictures together again!!"
Thursday - Rupert Crosse
"Who writes
that stuff??"
Sheldon - Don Sherman
"Want to buy
a whole city of Liverpool?"
Jane - Georgia Schmidt
"I couldn't
live without you, Kimba!!"
Policeman - Allen Emerson
"Now, would
you be interested in
a nice deal
on Cleveland?"
41. Card-Carrying Red Shoes %%
Ivan - Vincent Beck
"Hopes of
all people of Druvania
is underneath
your feet!"
Natasha
- Ondine Vaughn
"True love
requires a mutual
understanding
and a common background!!"
Nyetovitch
- Robert Cornthwaite
"You will
dance your chicken legs
like you've
never dance them before!!"
Dancer
- Gene Otis
"Hey, is your
name Peter Tork?"
Blindfolded
Man - Jerry Stevenson
"No, it's
not!!"
Nicolai
- Leon Askin
"Get out of
the theater,
and get out
of my life!!"
42. The Wild Monkees
Blauner - Henry Corden
"Oh, I have
a waiter, and I have
a bellhop,
and I have a gardener
but they're
not working!!!"
Butch
- Norman Grabowski
"I don't care
who I destroy,
as long as
I destroy somebody!!!"
## Official - Ric Klien
43. A Coffin Too Frequent
Henry - George Furth
"If my Aunt
Mildred wants you
to witness
Elmer's return,
you'll witness
it!!"
Mrs. Weatherspoon - Ruth Buzz
"Oh now, Henry,
these boys are so nice,
and they respond
so well to treatment!!"
Boris - Mickey Morton
"Mmnnnmmnm!!!"
44. Hitting the High Seas %
Captain - Chips Rafferty
"I was captain
of the Queen Anne for
thirty years
before they threw me out!!"
Frank - Ted de Corsia
"Of
course you can stay
on board,
you got no choice!"
Harry - Noam Pitlik
"All right,
don't fire the
canon, it's
your boat!!"
Mayberry - Leslie Randall
"You saved
my ship, it's gold,
and all the
passengers aboard it!!"
# Parrot - Micky Dolenz (voice)
"Drown them,
Captain!! Drown the
long-haired
weirdos weirdos!!
45. Monkees In Texas
Kate - Jacqueline De Wit
"Ben Cartwell
is the kindest
millionaire
in the whole valley;
he wouldn't
hurt a fly!"
Red - Len Lesser
"Do you want
to hook up with Black Bart?"
Sneak - Rex Holman
"It's tough
to get hired guns;
hired guns
are pretty fast on the draw!"
Marshal - James J. Griffith
"That's what
I do whenever I need a posse!!"
Bartender - Stuart Nisbet
"No, I mean
it's crude, crude oil,
purest sample
I've ever seen!"
Bart - Baron Mac Lane
"Well, kill
her and fake her signature!!
'Course, we'll
try the clean way first,
I hate to
resort to forgery!!"
#
Lucy - Bonnie J. Dewberry
"I wouldn't
be too happy about that,
they'll be
back!"
46. Monkees On The Wheel
Biggy - Pepper Davis
"Well, my
boss wants to know what
your gang
is doing in town!!"
Manager - Rip Taylor
"Wait a second,
wait a minute!!
I suppose
you didn't know the
wheel about
being rigged, didn't ya?"
Policeman - Dort Clark
"Remember,
if you win more than
a million,
we throw the key away,
and fill the
cell with cement!!"
Zelda - Joy Harmon
"Hey, don't
I know you?"
Della - Sharyn Hillyer
"Sure, don't
you like the way I'm maintained?"
Boss - David Aster
"The Monkees!?
So that's their game,
their trying
to steal back the money
we stole from
them, that they
stole from
us!"
# Casino Patron - David Pearl
"Take that,
Wizard Glick!!"
47. The Christmas Show
Melvin - Butch Patrick
"You're killing
yourselves over
something
that doesn't exist!!"
Mrs.
Vandersnoot - Jeanne Soret
"What party?
You're baby-sitting
for my nephew,
Melvin, while I'm on
my Christmas
cruise!!"
Salesman - Larry Gelman
"Okay, for
the repairs to the motorcycle,
the cloth,
and the broken toys, all
together that
comes out to $320!"
Butler - Burt Mustin
"Boys with
long hair, girls who shave,
the world's
going to pot, nobody knows
who's who
these days!!"
Salesgirl - Toby Adler
"Yes, is it
for you?"
48. Fairy Tale
Harold - Murray Roman
"Water the
horses, dislodge the carriage,
find provisions,
and clean the erasers!!"
Richard - John
Lawerence
"Why should
we do that? They're already in prison!!"
Narrator/Town Cryer - Rege Cordic
"Peter, Peasant
of Tork, has been caught
trespassing
in Knight Harold's estate
and will be
executed!!"
Fairy of the Locket - Diane Shalet
"Remember,
you must not drop,
crush or lose
the locket!!"
Horseman #1 - Ric Klien
"Yeah, man,
let's split!!"
#
Princess Gwen/Mike the Cobbler - Mike Nesmith
# Knight/Peter Out-of-Work -
Peter Tork
# Little Red Riding Hood/Gretel/Davy
the Tailor - Davy Jones
# Hansel/Goldilocks/Micky the
Innkeeper - Micky Dolenz
49. Monkees Watch Their Feet %%%
Captain - Stuart Margolin
"Zlotnik welcomes
you!"
Chief - Clarke Gordon
"Spaceman,
what are you doing
in this strange
land?"
Secretary - Pat Paulsen
"The time
has come for us to stop
sticking our
bannonets into
each other
and start sticking
them into
outer space!"
Assistant - Nita Talbot
"'Groovy pad',
term meaning alien
spaceship, no doubt marked for destruction!"
# Mickybot - Micky Dolenz
"I am mankind's
friend, tender, kind,
and loving,
truthful to the end ...
this is a
recording!"
50. Monstrous Monkee Mash
Dracula - Ron Masak
"I think this
boy's mind would
be perfect
for the monster!"
Lorelei - Arlene Martel
"You fool,
it is not my kiss,
but the magic
necklace!!"
Wolfman - David Pearl
"I love hot
dogs!!"
51. The Monkee's Paw
Manager - Henry Beckman
"I'll become
rich and famous;
I'll get everything
that's coming to me!!"
Daughter - Merri Ashley
"I think you
spell monkey with a 'y'."
Tax Man - Jack Fife
"Are you the
man who just
wished for
a million dollars?"
Mendrek - Hans Conried
"It has very
special powers; I can't
think of anyone
who deserves it more!"
52. The Devil and Peter Tork
Blackbeard - Ted De Corsia
"Yo, ho, ho
and a bottle of rum,
I smell the
blood of an Englishman!!"
Roy
Bean - Billy Beck
"I think we've
heard enough!"
Billy the Kid - Peter Canon
"Speak your
piece, it's gonna be your last!"
Attila the Hun - Lee Kolima
"Goshi niga
azamishi!!"
Mr. Zero - Monte Landis
"Why can't
you young people accept
the Devil
and be done with it?!!"
53. Monkees Race Again (or Leave
the Driving To Us)
Crumpets - William Glover
"I tell you,
Baron, this boy is
not a mechanic!!"
Butler - Maurice Dallimore
"I'm sorry
gentlemen, I made
the tea as
usual!!"
Official
- Don Kennedy
"Sorry, boys,
but I can't let
you in the
race without a car!!"
The
Baron - David Hurst
"If I win
the race tomorrow,
the name 'Klutz'
will be on
the lips of
every car buyer
in the stadium!!"
Wolfgang
-
Stubby Kaye
"To be in
here, you have to be a Klutz!!"
54. Monkees in Paris
## Gendarme 1 - Bill Chadwick
## Gendarme 2 - David Price
## Gendarme 3 - Charlie Rocket
## Gendarme 4 - Ric Klien
Gendarme
is the French Equivalent to Amercian riot police.
55. Monkees Mind Their Manor
Lance Kibee, the Sot - Jack Good
"I saw four
boys on television the other night,
and they would
have astounded you!!"
Customs
Man - Jack H. Williams
"Are you bringing
in any fruits,
vegetables
or exotic animals?"
Real
Prop Man - Jack H. Williams
"Look, sweetie,
I might be Jack Williams,
the Property
Man to you, but to twenty million
teenagers,
I'm the Customs Man!!"
Mary
Friar - Myra de Groot
"Last year,
we found a mole, in the lawn!!"
Old
Man - William Benedict
"The choice
of the contest is up
to the people
present at the fair!!"
Mr.
Friar - Laurie Main
"The winner
out of 2 of 3 contests:
jousting,
dueling, mace and chain!
#
Twiggly Top-N-Middle Bottom - Bernard Fox
"If you're
bored, you could always
leave the
village to the villagers!"
#
Moving Man 1 - Ric Klien
"To where
you want the lamps go fer now?"
##
Moving Man 2 - David Pearl
## Moving Man 3 - Nyles Brown
56. Some Like It Lukewarm
Maxine - Sharon Carpenter
"Okay, we'll
bring you a tuna fish sandwich, bye!!"
Pierre - Bob Rudelson
"I have a
booth which is so secluded that
last week,
three of our best waiters
disappeared
trying to
find it!!"
Janitor - Bill McKinney
"Hi there,
lovely, watcha doin' fer dinner?"
Daphne - Deana Martin
"Boy, what
a way to spend a beautiful
moonlit saturday
night!!"
Himself - Jerry Blavat
"You're devastating,
it must be the mini,
it must be
something about you that
makes my mind
crazy in love!!"
57. Monkees Blow Their Minds
Oraculo - Monte Landis
"Master or
slave, what's the difference Rudi,
as long as
we are in show business!!"
Latham
- Milton Frome
"Oh, no need
to apologize.
All you've
done is waste my time!"
# Rudi - James Frawley
"For a psychic
slave, you sure got a big mouth!!"
58. Mijacogeo (The Frodis Caper)
Glick - Rip Taylor
"Look at this,
your royal Wizardry!"
Otto - Tony Georgio
"Creebage?
How do you play Creebage?"
Cop - Bob Michaels
"Trying to
take over the world, huh?"
Henchman - Ric Klien
"Well, it's
the Monkeemen Monitor;
it's been
activated for five years!"
Neighbor - Nyles Brown
"What tv?
Man, I'm always like this!!"
# Frodis - Micky Dolenz (voice)
"I am friendly.
The evil wizard,
Glick, captured
me when my spaceship
landed on
Earth."
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