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1. Life is your most valuable possession.
2. You can't hide broccoli in your milk.
3. Don't sell your soul to your little sister.
4. Watch out what comes out your mouth you may regret it.
5. Permanent ink doesn't always last forever.
6. Yelling is not to get your point across but to show the other person how much power you THINK you have.
7. Nothing lasts forever.
8. Anyone can be your friend if you give them a chance to be one.
9. Never be someone your not.
10. Do not dwell on the past or the present will pass you by.
11. If you ask too much, sooner or later you will find an unwanted answer.
12. Never put yourself in a position you can't get out of. - mentally and psychically.
13. Help is there if you ask for it.
14. Your imaginary friends will come and go but you may just want to hope on to your real friends.
15. You must always remember you can't get your way ALL the time.
16. Remember you spend one seventh of your life on a Monday.
17. Don't color on the walls unless you have permission.
18. Cats don't always land on their feet.
19. There is always someone better than you. - deal with it.
20. Don't lie to yourself or about yourself.
21. Looks aren't everything, there is such a thing called a mind, use it.
22. Don't try to hide in the refrigerator.
23. Blondes aren't total air heads or they would float away.
24. Everyone may not like what you like.
25. Quit while your ahead or risk losing everything.
26. Just because you want it to happen doesn't mean it will.
27. Money doesn't cure everything.
28. Your parents don't know everything
29. Don't let your emotions take over you.
30. If you fall down a hill...don't expect to get up anytime soon. see #56
31. Don't let rage build up inside.
32. Things happen for a reason its not just out of the blue.
33. When you make a mistake the only person to blame is yourself.
34. If you don't know how it works don't try to fix it.
35. If you spread your dinner around your plate, it looks like you ate more
36. Never bet more then you can pay for.
37. Things may happen when you don't want them too.
38. Goldfish don't like baths.
39. Never go up to a woman and ask what color dye she uses in her hair.
40. If you are in trouble at school, you are in bigger trouble at home.
41. Don't play doctor if you don't have a license.
42. If you care it will show.
43. Don't do anything drastic without considering the results.
44. Know were the line is with your parents, and don't try to cross that line too often.
45. The most important thing in friendship is trust, if you lose that you have lost everything.
46. Never laugh and drink soda at the same time.
47. Always try to keep your promises.
48. Don't kiss and tell- it could ruin everything.
49. A tootsie roll and a black crayon what's the difference.
50. Throwing rocks at a beehive, not a good idea.
51. You never know how much someone means to you until they go away.
52. Everyone is entitled to a bad day.
53. Learning to forgive takes time.
54. You can love someone and still not like then too much.
55. If someone sticks up for you, you do the same for them.
56. Building a fort near a cliff, not a good idea, see #30.
57. Don't make decisions when you are mad.
58. Learn to swim before you jump in the deep end.
59. Always carry ID.
60. TSP doesn't stand for Ten Square Pounds.
61. If you can't sing don't sing out loud.
62. The dog will bite if you pull her tail.
63. Know about your friends but know about your enemies even more.
64. Whining gets you no where.
65. Trying to dig to China in your mother garden, isn't a good idea.
66. Don't carve your name into a tree Daddy will not be happy.
67. Don't say something you can't explain.
68. Try not to hold a grudge.
69. Don't walk on ice that can't support you.
70. Don't say something, you don’t want to be repeated in a court of law.
71. Talking behind someone's back is for people with no spines.
72. Always try to speak the truth.
73. Learn to deal with pain, it will be here for the rest of your life.
74. Don't quit before you start.
75. Not every dream will come true.
76. Remember you can only make first impressions once.
77. Remember to open the flu before making a fire.
78. You can never out grow your imagination.
79. Watching TV all day isn't a life.
80. Silly putty does stick to the ceiling and also takes some with it.
81. If you sit and think you could find a way to get what you want and need.
82. Just because your parents may do something doesn't mean you can.
83. Hitting your head against a wall on purpose can result in blood loss to the head.
84. Before going potty make sure the toilet seat is down.
85. You must learn the opposite sex doesn't have cooties.
86. Slamming the door can result in breaking the door.
87. Don't let mean people bring you down.
88. Never try to explain where babies from to your little sister.
89. If mom says no, ask dad.
90. If in doubt ask your mommy.
91. If you care about what other people think about you, you are as narrow minded as them.
92. There are times to let emotions go and times not too.
93. If you tell everyone about your imaginary friend, Bert, they will make fun of you.
94. Glue can pose for skin.
95. No one is perfect.
96. The people in pictures are staring at you.
97. Not a good idea to start laughing at a funeral.
98. If you jump on a bed hard enough, it will break.
99. Time goes slower during the school year.
100. Life is a one way ticket, no turning back.
101. Don't pick a fight you know you could never win.
102. Remember revenge is an ugly bitch goddess.
103. Remember two sevenths of your life is on a weekend.
104. Don't expect the mindless to get what you say.
105. If you don't listen you won't remember.
106. You can never have to many......(you finish the sentence).
107.All the people in the world are separated by 6 people.
108. Hacking and hacking are no the same thing.
109. Watching the movie instead of the book isn't a smart move.
110. You are not James Bond, International Spy, so don't snoop around in other peoples stuff.
111. Black marker, black eye liner what's the difference.
112. Every question doesn't have an answer.
113. A multiple personality can work to your advantage.
114. The phrase "Rain, rain, rain go away....." doesn't work even where your standing in the rain.
115. Keep your walnut collection in a jar not the floor.
116. When cutting a bagel make sure you are cutting the bagel not your finger.
117. Some things aren't worth waiting for.
118. You can control your own life to a point.
119. No one is a royal goody two shoes.
120. Love is something most people have yet to experience.
121. You must have reasons for hating something.
122. "Hate" is the strongest word you can use.
123. Watch your back you never know what is behind you.
124. Always push toward to the future not the past.
125. During a fire drill don't yell "Watch out for the boys sitting in the woods with shot guns." it could cause a  riot.
126. If you watch the clock, time will seem to go slower.
127. AD doesn't stand for Artificial Dogs.
128. If you don't have an opinion there is no reason to talk.
129. Grades aren't everything.
130. There are only so much time in one day you can't do it all.
131. You can only push someone so far before they start to drag their feet.
132. If you find fun in calling people names you are lower then scum.
133. You miss school, you miss a good fight.
134. Playing the piano is harder than it looks.
135. Cheating is wrong but makes life easier, but still wrong.
136. Watch where you throw things.
137. Personality traits are something you have that is you and you only.
138. Jump threw a window only when it is open.
139. You can piss off a teacher if you don't do you homework and give her the finger.
140. If you can't sing don't sing in the shower.
141. Over time it gets easier to come up with good come backs.
142. Don't say anything unless you know what you are talking about.
143. All you split personalities will fight at times. watch out of punches
144. Life is unfair.
145. Remember to say good-bye because it may be the last time you will see them.
146. You are born at point A and you will die at point B between those 2 points is shear hell.
147. Not everyone is a perfect speller.
148. Most things that go wrong in your life.. you have a major part in.
149. An addiction controls you not the other way around.
150. To forgive? or To forget? that is the question.
151. Your life is what you make it out to be.
152. Make the most of your time on this planet.
153. $10 doesn't buy you much at McDonalds on any day.
154. Grease burns do hurt.. Oh how they hurt.
155. Drinking doesn't make you problems go away it just drowns them.
156. A funeral precession and Hanson's MMMBop don't mix well.
157. To break tension in any group just say "Sod Farm".
158. He is not breathing. He is not breathing, but you keep that hope alive that he is alive in that coffin.
159. A locker, your elbow is not a great combination but a painful one.
160. Being able to BS your way through any situation is good and bad all at the same time.
161. Its ok to express yourself as long it is for yourself and no one else.
162. To say something and to do something are 2 totally different things.
163. Never leave the house without shoes you never know what is going to happen.
164. Try not to freak out while writing E-mails, people may get the wrong idea about you.
165. Your first job is suppose to suck.
166. If you tell everyone to "Go to hell" you're going to be the one to go to hell.
167. People will remember things you wish they wouldn’t remember.
168. It only takes one person to turn red with rage in 5.3 seconds.
169. If you say something nasty about someone it will come back to get you 10 times over.
170. Life will go on if you want it to or not.
171. Things may be the same but so different at the same time.
172. Women will never understand men.
173. Men will never understand women.
174. Some people will believe anything you say no matter how dumb it is.
175. CDs aren’t little Frisbees.
176. Fighting with a construction worker, not a bright idea.
177. Giving some advice is ok but too much is bad and makes people sick.
178. Only so many lessons can be learned in a day.
179. Stealing is wrong, but it saves money, but still wrong
180. It is ok to feel out of place sometimes, but all the time? Go see a Shrink.
181. So many lessons so little time.
182. FBI doesn’t stand for Federal Body Inspectors.
183. You may be in a hurry to grow up and live your own life but still scared of change in your life.
184. Try not to tell people your very ticklish, it could result in constant abuse to your sides.
185. You can’t see the future through your toilet bowl.
186. Seconds chances aren’t always available. Try to do things right the first time.
187. If you computer fizzles and smoke starts to come out, you will need a new one.
188. Your problems won’t go away if you bury them deep into your mind they just grow and grow.
189. Panasonic batteries don’t last too long in a CD player.
190. Shower often. Please.
191. Timing is everything is delivering a good joke.
192. You can’t use toilet paper twice.
193. There’s SH*T and there’s sh*t.
194. One Life to Live is not just a soap opera.
195. A fish tank isn’t the same without fish in it.
196. A white wall can be interesting if you stare at it long enough.
197. Every good writer gets writer’s block.
198. Remember, “Think, Think, Think until you can’t Think no more”.
199. Its the most wonderful time of the year, and its not Christmas... Just guess what it is.
200. Gum can make a good substitute for glue.
201. If it’s not your first, it may be someone else’s first.
202. You might want to look and observe before you say something.
203. In time of sadness, you want to eat more than once a every three days.
204. You can only water down a drink so many times before you can’t tell what it is.
205. Something so small can be so big in someone’s heart.
206. Your parent’s were young once. I know hard to believe but its true.
207. Some things never lose their excitement no matter how old it is or how many times you have played it.
208. You can break your stereo speakers by turning up the volume to high.
209. Newer doesn’t mean its better.
210. Never try to kiss a dog on the lips. You might end up with some stitches. Ouch
211. Try not to march a group of people into a parked car.
212. No matter how interesting a teacher may be the class can still be boring.
213. A hat will cover almost any bad hair day.
214. Spanish is harder than it looks.
215. Pepsi is just as good as coffee.
216. Don’t play kitchen in a busy intersection.
217. Blowing your nose doesn’t always clear your nose.
218. You can listen to someone talk and still not look like you are paying attention.
219. If you look at the sun, it will hurt your eyes.
220. It is too cold in the winter for a bathing suit.
221. It is always dark at five in the morning.
222. Braces can cut your lips.
223. Left side of the road, Right side of the road, what’s the difference?
224. WWWF is fake.
225. For some people its easier to open up to others and for some people its harder.
226. Some times the simplest answer can solve the most complex problem.
227. @ = at.
228. Some excuses may seem lame but they might be true.
229. To pass the 9th grade you may want to study for your classes.
230. Pushing can lead to Shoving. Shoving can lead to Punching. Punching can lead to Bruises and Blood.   Bruises and Blood can lead to Lawsuits.
231. You are not a vampire if you suck your blood from an open cut.
232. The simplest looking computer game can be the most frustrating.
233. Some things are worth waiting for.
234. Little sisters are very annoying.
235. Someone always loves you through thick and thin.
236. Try not to take little things to the extreme.
237. The littlest gesture can make the biggest impression good or bad.
238. Daydreaming is ok as long it doesn’t interfere with your split personalities.
239. Never try to clean your keyboard with soda, it could make the keys stick.
240. You and you only can make yourself truly happy, truly happy.
241. It doesn’t matter how much you want the world to stop and things to stay the way they were, it won’t happen, sorry.
242. You can think to much.
243. There is a lot below the surface.
244. Try not to drop the soap in a community shower, not a pleasant site.
245. What you think someone is like may not be right at all.
246. Men are nice until you dump them then they are scum.
247. Sometimes you need to calm down and not insult people.
248. Getting attached to someone isn’t a bad thing.
249. You can only make so many excuses before you get caught.
250. Everything comes at a price.
251. When people call you an asshole back off.
252. Wear sun block at the beach or get a nasty burn on your back.
253. When the time comes to say good bye to a friend if it is for a long time it is ok to cry.
254. Don't blow a whistle in the house you could get grounded.
255. If someone listens to what you say, listen to what they say.
256. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
257. You can only go so far in your brother's shadow.
258. Being the middle child isn't that bad.
259. Don't believe everything someone says, get a second version from someone else, if possible.
260. Learn history or risk repeating your grandparent's mistakes.
261. There is shock and there is SHOCK.
262. You can only go so far by yourself.
263. There is such a thing as being too prepared.
264. Losing someone, sometimes feels like the end of the world.
265. Not everyone will understand you.
266. There isn't a rhyme and reason for everything.
267. You don't study, you fail.
268. No one can see you imaginary friends but you.
269. There comes a point when you think too much.
270. The middle child is the best of all three kids.
271. If you don't have a sense of humor you got nothing.
272. Trash talk is and art, it can't be taught.
273. When you make a fool of yourself , shrug it off and move on.
275. It is nature to be scared of change.
276. Not everything will work to your benefit.
277. Your personality is like a muscle use it or lose it.
278. A broken heart needs time to heal properly.
279. You can't take your life too seriously.
280. Letting someone in to see who you really are is easier said than done.
281. Just because someone lets you down doesn't mean everyone else will.
282. Always remember to say good-bye to someone because you may never see them alive again.
283. Watching someone slowly die is like having your heart ripped into a 100 billions pieces.
284. Even when your with someone your still alone.
285. Make sure to use strong tape when taping someone's mouth shut.
286. Try to voice your opinion in the nicest way possible.
287. Try your best until your best is better than your best.
288. Don't be quick to judge something.
289. Silence is the worst answer to a question.
290. You can only be a freshmen for so long.
291. It is ok to be scared of losing something you don't ever want to let go.
292. When "I Love You" is said it isn't always true.
293. A CD Player is not dog proof.
294. You can only listen to a song so many times before you slam the stereo against the wall.
295. Don't stand next a mud puddle when a man is on the other side of the mud puddle, you will get dirty.(Nicole's Lesson)
296. You can only know someone so well before they surprise you with something new.
297. You can only play solitaire so many times before you go mad.
298. If you have enough time to figure out the meaning of life you got too much time on your hands.
299. Only so much can be said for one person.
300. Not everyone will tell the truth to you.
301. People take it lighter on themselves then they do others.
302. Saying you will fail, you will fail.
303. People only change if they really want to.
304. Never eat dirt and never eat rocks. (Kim’s Lesson)
305. Never say yes when you don’t like what your saying yes too.
306. Don’t ask the same question over and over again, because it tends to get the guys off track.(Liz’s Lesson)
307. Breathing is so under rated.
308. Sleeping is so under rated.
309. Sleep is very good.
310. There is such a thing as flirting so much.
311. Flirting can only go so far. It does get you to hate the person for not making a move.
312. Never kiss a guy your not going out with.(Arielle’s Lesson)
313. Being alone sometimes can be good for the soul.
314. Before you leave the house leave a note.
315. Told not to speak evil, but hear and see evil.
316. Sometimes you must separate yourself from your loved ones to get better.
317. Don’t etch your name into a desk you will get caught.
318. God can give life and take life at any time.
319. The shock of your life always comes as a shock.
320. No one is all bad.
321. No one is all good.
322. No one is half bad and half good.
323. Built up rage always comes out on the wrong person.
324. You can either fight of give up on life.. Choose one.
325. Stress can sometimes be unmanageable.
326. Sometimes stress is manageable.
327. Furby is annoying.
328. Overtime, when keeping your eyes crossed, tends to hurt.
329. The most unpopular people try to hang with the most popular people and always fail to be accepted.
330. Sometimes you have to admit to some things you do.
331. It not always good to come clean
332. Bleach with white colors only in the wash.
333. Shallow people always try to create depth.
334. Girls mature faster than boys.
335. Take a chance once in a while.
336. Don’t pretend you have a life when you don’t.
337. You can only trust so many people at once.
338. There is no way to get rid of all the stress in your life.
339. You can get organized and totally unorganized all at the same time.
340. A planner doesn’t plan everything.
341. A shock and a surprise aren’t the same thing.
342. Try no to snap at people, if possible.
343. Its not nice to force your problems on other people.
344. Daydreaming takes up study time.
345. If you tried your hardest and fail don’t feel so bad you gave it your all.
346. You can find moronic people just about anywhere you go.
347. Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on.
348. Once in a while everyone needs a hug.
349. For some people, bitching and moaning is a part of life.
350. For some people, lying about themselves is a way of life.
351. For some people making controversy is a daily part of life.
352. Toilet paper is a must in the bathroom.
353. If you keep saying I want, I want, I want you will never get.
354. When going outside wear clothes. PLEASE!!
355. Sanity can become boring.
356. Biology can become disgusting.
357. Homework is to be done before the class starts not during the class.
358. Black goes with everything.
359. There are so many lessons to be learned and not enough time.
360. Fear is everywhere and in the hearts of everyone.
361. Blondes don’t always have the most fun.
362. Loud mouthed people need help.
363. Chalk doesn’t taste good.
364. Don’t eat food that fell on the ground.
365. Some people just don’t like to be touched or tickled.
366. Smart remarks can only go so far.
367. White socks and black shoes don’t go together.
368. Shaving your head actually sounds better saying it then doing it.
369. Ice is cold. Very cold.
370. Dumb and stupid are two different things.
371. Hot stove is no place to let Barbie sit.
372. Staring at one object is easier said than done.
373. Some guys are so stupid.
374. Not always smart to sit in the back of the class room.
375. Not always smart to sit in the front of the class room.
376. Don’t tell everything about yourself leave some mystery.
377. PlayDo doesn’t taste as good as it smells. (Rich’s Lessons)
378. Never let anyone let you down just because of the way you look.
379. Remember when choosing a college, include the social part of your college.
380. Not having friends can be good for only a short time.
381. Don’t bitch and complain if your reasons won’t hold up.
382. You may think you’re over someone and when you see them again its like you’re still in love with them.
383. Your musical taste is for you and you only.
384. You can change for the better and feel worse about yourself.
385. Leaving home can be for all the best.
386. Even the most independent people get home sick.
387. Sometimes you just need a good cry.
388. One day the work load looks bigger than it is, and the next day it looks smaller, although nothing has changed.
389. Sometimes you can see the light at the end of the tunnel and sometimes you can’t.
390. You are a very special person, don’t ever forget that.
391.You can’t make someone be something they aren’t.
392. Some people can sleep all day.
393. Expanding on your interests is a good thing.
394. Be proud of the person you are.
395. If you hide in the shadows, no one can see you.
396. You have to relieve stress to feel better about your life.
397. Change can be a good thing.
398. Its not the color of the head but with is in that head.
399. If you want to leave, leave, but don’t turn around.
400. Watch out for those stairs.
401. Naps are good when they are needed.
402. Its ok to miss a class once in a while.
403. Waking up on time, is a good thing.
404. The snooze alarm is a privilege, not a right.
405. Think of your roommate before blasting you music at 4am.
406. Ear plugs are a good investment.
407. Mass destruction only takes a few minutes.
408. Don’t slam you laptop on the floor, the screen will crack.
409. Christmas shopping can be inexpensive, if you where to shop.
410. Bookbags aren’t allow in movie theaters.
411. The Sims are good.
412. Its fun to play god sometimes.
413. Its ok to be unsure about your life’s path.
414. Don’t bite your nails down to a numb, your fingers will hurt.
415. Don’t put with your roommates habits, well not all of them.
416. Speak up, how is anyone going to know how you feel.
417. The stupidest things can be funny.
418. Being evil from time to time is good.
419. Revenge is something that should be truly deserved before you act on it.
420. Just because you didn’t lose anyone in the attacks doesn’t mean that your doesn’t bleed.
421. Recharge your cell phone before the battery dies on you.
422. Knowing what you want and what you get are two different things.
423. Some people will speak their mind whether they are right or wrong.
424. Some people are talk to loud.
425. When you talk to yourself out loud everyone else can hear you.
426. Take things one step at a time.
427. Turn door knock then open door and walk through the opened door way.
428. Everyone should have a theme song to their life.
429. Every one should have a spot that is safe from the outside world.
430. “Eyes on the prize” is good to keep the momentum going.
431. Desktop sheep are kool.
432. Sometimes you will get “it” and sometimes you won’t.
433. Staring at a computer screen for hours hurts your eyes.
434. Cell phones aren’t water proof.
435. Some people can be so closed minded.
436. Ear plugs, if worn for a long enough time, do hurt your ears.
437. Some people think they “got it” when they don’t at all.
438. Talking at regular intervals is a good thing.
439. Speeding when a trooper is present isn’t a good thing.
440. Try not to sleep during class, the professor doesn’t like that.
441. Professors sometimes know when you are not paying attention.
442. Playing Free Cell instead of listening to a lecture, not a good thing.
443. Sleeping all the time isn’t a good thing.
444. You should do your homework, it helps when you have a test.
445. Always try to have a goal of some sort.
446. Back up the files on your computer.
447. Turn the lights off when you go to sleep.
448. Don’t sit the same position for too long, it tends to hurt.
449. Be as comfortable as possible at all times.
450. Vent you feelings on a regular basis.
451. Don’t push people past the line they set forth.
452. Reading over someone’s shoulder is rude.
453. There is a time to be selfish and a time not to be.
454. Sometimes it is good to put your feelings out in the open.
455. Put the horse before the carriage.
456. Study sheet for a test, good idea.
457. Going 82 mph in a 65 zone, not a good idea.
458. Gorilla warfare isn’t the first line of defense.
459. Everyone has dark secrets that they don’t want to tell.
460. Happiness doesn’t always get rid of the pain.
461. Piercings always hurt after the fact.
462. College English isn’t anymore exciting than High School English.
463. Quitting is easier said than done.
464. Driving back feels like it takes longer than the drive home.
465. Hark work and determination will eventually pay off in the end.
466. Accounting isn’t as boring as it seems.
467. Everyone is playing with a different hand and you don’t know which card someone is going to play.
468. Bad news will come at anytime and anyplace.
469. Even experts sometimes can’t find what is wrong with your computer.
470. Being on time is mostly a good thing.
471. Sometimes blood, sweat, and tears isn’t enough to make it through the tough times.
472. Just because its sunny out doesn’t mean its warm outside.
473. Weekdays tend to go by slowly and weekends go by fast.
474. Sometimes you can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel.
475. Making a class schedule can be confusing.
476. It does snow in April.
477. You can find almost anything you can imagine in New York City.
478. There is a BIG difference in lying and just omitting certain facts.
479. If you tell the lie enough time it will become the truth.
480. Say what you mean and mean what you say.
481. Some things in your life will never make sense.
482. Meditating is a good thing.
483. You don’t necessarily need friends just good contacts.
484. Sanity is a privilege not a right.
485. People will lie to your face all the time.
486. It is possible to lose your license.
487. Self defense is a good thing to know.
488. You don’t know how much tolerance you have until you test it.
489. Sometimes you gotta look past the pain.
490. Recharge your cell phone before going on a 4 hour drive.
491. Look both ways.
492. Keep a campus phone.
493. Everybody is looking for dub in this life.
494. Its really bad when you can’t even sell a ticket to yourself.
495. Don’t bang the Kart!
496. One must be totally insane to find sanity.
497. Changes schools can be all for the better.
498. There is such a thing as opened closed minded people.
499. Seasons can change over night.
500. A three day party is so much fun.
501. I have crazy friends.
502. You can understand and not understand all at the same time.
503. Duct tape is a wonderful thing.
504. Caffeine instead of sleep isn’t good.
505. Life has a way of working itself out sometimes.