MATH RIDDLE
In case you've ever wondered why
ignorance rises to the executive level, here is a simple explanation that
is also a mathematical proof.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time
= Money, then
Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, Money approaches infinity
as Knowledge approaches zero, regardless of the Work done.
What this means is:
The Less you Know, the More Money you Make. You knew someone would eventually prove this, didn't you?
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SON: Dad, I have to do a report
for school, can I ask you a question?
DAD: Sure son, what's the question?
SON: What is politics?
DAD: Well, let's take our home
for example. I'm the wage earner, so let's call me Management. Your Mother
is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her Government. We take
care of you and your needs, so let's call you The People. We'll call the
maid The Working Class and your baby brother is The Future. Do you understand?
SON: I'm not sure Dad, I'll have
to think about it.
That night the boy was awakened by his baby brother's crying and went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room, where peaking thru the keyhole he saw his father in bed w/the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so he returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning:
SON: Dad, now I think I understand politics.