Remember When
(Author Unknown)
A computer was something
on TV
From a science fiction
show
A window was something
you hated to clean
And RAM was the cousin
of a goat.
Meg was the name of my
girlfriend
And Gig was something
you did on stage for money
Now they all mean different
things
And that really Mega
Bytes
An application was for
employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something
that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2"
floppy
You hoped nobody found
out
Compress was something
you did to the garbage
Not something you did
to a file
And if you unzipped anything
in public
You'd be in jail for
a while
Log on was adding wood
to the fire
Hard drive was a long
trip on the road
A mouse pad was where
a mouse lived
And a backup happened
to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket
knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's
home
And a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to
my pad and paper
And the memory in my
head
I hear nobody's been
killed in a computer crash
But when it happens,
they'll wish they were dead
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