My English teacher has decorated her little jail cell with a myriad of wise, witty, silly, stupid, and waaaaaay over used quotes -- yes, indeed, mocking my diminishing attention span. But some my eyes have fallen upon are full of wisdom, heart, and meaning to me. Others were just pretty damn funny. From here, there, and everywhere...
Enough is a feast.
Buddhist proverb

If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution.
Emma Soldman

If you are going to hold someone down, you're going to have to hold onto the other end of the chain. You are confined by your own system of repression.
Toni Morrison

Last night I drempt somebody loved me:
no hope -- no harm
just another false alarm.
From the .sig file of Sarah from alt.gothic.fashion

Who needs love when you've got a gun?
Black Flag

Don't torture yourself, Gomez, that's my job.
Morticia, from the 'Addams Family' movie

I aborted the Second Coming
some bumper sticker

All your pretty lipstick cannot hide
the true evil which lies inside!
Cooan-chan (or at least Catzy)

kill kill kill
love love love
you're the one i'm thinking of...
some song somewhere

Candy gram... LAND SHARK!
SNL... they were so much funnier then...

I'm not shy; I'm studying my prey.
Anon, from alt. gothic

* I can't even think straight! * too twisted to be straight * dont call me queer, i prefer the word enchanted *
Some t-shirt or pin or bumper sticker... ain't it true. ^_^

Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctoral gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates.
So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you're left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper wrappers.
Ciggarette Smoking Man (X-Files)
Let there be snakes!
Sylvia Plath

Erk, sorry this is so pathetic... I'll try to add some more in the near future... In the mean time, go dig up some funny quotes from Twilight's AG Quotes .

Welcome to the Dollhouse
Mail Me

Please say I am not breaking any copyrights... All quotes above, including the things specifically said by me, belong to their respective speakers. Blah blah fucking blah.