Turn on the Heat
There once was a conservative college in the mid-west
that had a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned
on in the dormitories prior to a certain date. Unfortunately,
one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head early.
Students in both the men's and women's dormitories
complained about the bitter cold, but were told that
nothing could be done. After days of no heat and no
respite in immediate sight, the ladies realized that their
dorm faced the equally cold men's dorm. They turned
a bed sheet into a banner with the message,
"TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"
The heat was on within hours!