From: Intergalactic Brain Fryers Incorporated
To: Agent X: on Earth

Well done in succeeding in your mission to cause the earthling in the
protruding land mass to completely forget to put the vision data box
into the recording machine last night. The earthling even had a memo
installed on the date reminder data system they call a calendar in
her computing devise.

In time we will secure all the human brains on earth to a level of
ineptitude, essential to our plans to take over the Earth without
much notice from them.

To: IBFI CEO
From: Agent X: on Earth

It will not be as easy as you think. I have just discovered that the
earthling will most likely be able to secure the same visual data pod
called 'Who's the Boss' at a later time as the schedule will no doubt
inform her. The male human in this visual data pod is the same
one in a collection of materials by a group known colloquially as
the 'Sea-Gals'. He is a hindrance to our plans.

To: Agent X: on Earth
From: IBFI CEO

Why? He is only human.

To: IBFI CEO
From: Agent X: on Earth

He is also very very cute. If I were not another species I would just
love to see him in soap suds.

From: IBFI CEO
To: Agent X: on Earth

What is 'soap suds'?

To: IBFI CEO
From: Agent X: on Earth

A bubbly substance, usually scented, and highly sensual.

To: Agent X: on Earth
From: IBFI CEO

You have been exposed to the Earthlings too long. You are recalled. I
knew I should never have sent a female.

To: IBFI CEO
From: Agent X: on Earth

Ahh, can't I stay long enough for the vision data pod to reshow
itself? I find it will not show him in soap suds but I can dream like
the Earthling, can't I? I just got to see him in several other vision
pods called 'Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea' along with other cute
males of various age levels.

To: Agent X: on Earth
From: IBFFI CEO

Return as soon as possible. You should not be experiencing such
leanings.

To: IBFI CEO
From: Agent X: on Earth

Perhaps not, but they sure are fun to think about. Actually, I'm
resigning my commission and staying here just to watch all the vision
data pods available on this 'David Hedison', so there.

To: Agent X: on Earth
From: IBFI CEO

This earthling has a lot to answer for. I will be departing for Earth
soon to rescue you from your delusions.

To:IBFI CEO
From: Former Agent X: on Earth

Fat chance. You’re female too, remember.

To:Former Agent X: on Earth
From: IBFI CEO

I will not be impressed by any male earthling no matter how 'cute' he
is.

To: Headquarters, Intergalactic Brain Fryers Incorporated
From: Former CEO: on Earth

I hereby tender my resignation. Earth is too primitive for our plans
to continue, and far to dangerous. Now that I have been on Earth, I
too have become infected with the desire to watch the vision data
pods. Stay away from Earth, or you too will become infected, and
there is no cure for 'Daviditis'.

From: Sneaky Spy Satellite Department, Dept. of Defense
To: The President

Whew! That was close. Perhaps we should consider those old TV shows
a viable Earth Defense System. Contact Fox and order them to
release 'Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea' to syndication and DVD, as
well as everything and anything this David Hedison has done for any
Film company or TV network. Seems he has a knack for distracting the
distaff side, even alien.

From: The President
To: Sneaky Spy Satellite Department, Dept. of Defense

Good idea. So ordered. It may not deflect future attack from alien
worlds, but at least my wife will quit bugging me about getting that
old show out on tape! Seems she's* a closet Sea Gal herself!

*Apologies to Laura. Just couldn't resist.
Carol aka Catfish