YouTube Never Forgets

By R. L. Keller

 

Lt. Chris James startled awake, unsure for a few seconds where he was.  But it only took a moment.  Oh yeah.  New apartment, he muttered to himself.  He’d only recently transferred from the regular navy into the Reserves so that he could accept Admiral Harriman Nelson’s (Ret.) offer to become Second Officer aboard NIMR’s research submarine, Seaview.  He’d barely had time to have his gear shipped to Santa Barbara from BOQ at San Diego, where he’d been stationed, before Seaview had sailed, and his new digs were a mess of half-filled boxes as he puttered when time permitted to get himself squared away.  He now had a whole four days off, Seaview having just returned the afternoon before, to get totally settled in before he had to report.  He’d had a bit of a celebration-slash-welcome aboard party with several of the other JO’s the night before, but now he needed to get busy.

 

He’d been surprised about the time off.  Sure, Seaview had been at sea for just over three weeks and he’d hoped for at least a full day to finally get settled.  But as he was helping get the sub’s crew checked off for their leaves the boat’s XO, Lt. Cdr. Charles P. Morton, who both the Skipper and Admiral Nelson mostly called ‘Chip’, handed him a slip of paper with his own leave schedule.  They’d arrived back on Wednesday afternoon; Chris was to report to the XO in NIMR’s Admin Building the next Monday morning at 0730 hours.  He knew he’d stared at the man.  Very no-nonsense on duty, the blond had surprised him and grinned.

 

“We didn’t give you much of a chance to get moved before we had to leave,” came from Cdr. Lee Crane, Seaview’s captain, standing next to the XO.  He also smiled.  “Get yourself sorted out.  Seaview doesn’t sail again for a couple weeks…”

 

“Barring emergencies,” the XO interrupted with a grumble, his face once more stern.

 

The Skipper nodded.  “It happens,” he told Chris.  “You’ve got time.  Just keep your pager close by.”

 

“Aye, aye, sirs,” Chris had answered.  Lt. Keeter had been close by for whatever reason, had gathered Chris up on his way out, and pizza and beer at BZ’s had cemented the growing friendships Chris was making with his new crewmates.

 

After a quick shower Chris started in on the chaos.  Most of the boxes were marked with at least partial contents.  He’d left the majority of them stacked in the livingroom, only taking out the few things he’d absolutely needed before he left.  Now he took the time to move whole boxes closer to where most of the contents needed to be and then set to work sorting everything into its new home.

 

One thing that had been unpacked was his laptop computer.  He took a break about 1100 hours, hit the grocery store for enough staples to get him through the next couple days, built himself a double sandwich, and sat down to catch up with family and friends after his whirlwind change of assignments.  One comment by his older brother had him checking out YouTube for a video his sister-in-law had posted of their daughter’s high school chorus singing the National Anthem at the beginning of a multi-school track meet.  Chris was impressed; the group had done a great job.  He’d also, because of it, stood and saluted even though he was the only one there.  He took his oath and duty seriously!

 

Once re-seated, as he took another bite of sandwich, he glanced at the edge of the screen where the website made suggestions of similar videos the watcher might enjoy.  With still most of a whole sandwich to go he clicked on one that another parent had posted of their son’s school glee club performance.  Chris decided they needed to take lessons from his niece’s choir director.

 

But a couple words on a video next to that one caught his eye; something to do with a performance by the Naval Academy Glee Club, and Chris eagerly clicked on it.  Chris, himself, couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.  But one of the fun parts of his four years at the Academy had been listening to the Men’s Glee Club giving the occasional performance.  Their range of music varied greatly from sea shanties through patriotic, to pop songs.  The Director had a deft hand at selecting voices to blend in particularly wonderful ways.  From the roughly 3600 men of the total enrollment of just over 4500, only sixty were chosen after a rigorous set of auditions.  Taking another bite, Chris clicked on the clip and sat back to listen and enjoy.

 

But he almost instantly leaned forward again and studied the screen closely.  That’s not the director I remember.  Well, he muttered to himself, it has been a few years.  He berated himself slightly and once more sat back.  But ‘something’ wasn’t right and he again sat forward to seriously study the clip.

 

The group was singing one of their favorite shanties, ‘What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor’.  Chris remembered how much fun the group during his tenure had enjoyed performing it, with bits of silliness from individual members here and there as they mentioned this solution and that.  He especially liked, right towards the end, one singer’s drunken ‘hic’ to punctuate his supposed drunken stupor.  He watched with a grin on his face to see who the ‘lucky’ midshipman was picked for that special moment.

 

He nearly fell out of his chair.  “What?” he yelled at the computer screen, totally not believing what he thought that he’d just seen.  Then he quickly clicked his mouse to replay the clip and sat as close as he could get.  It still took him two more plays to confirm his conclusion.  He grabbed his cell phone, checked his contacts, and dialed Lt. Keeter’s number.  After asking his question and hearing the JO’s laughing confirmation, all he could do was hang up and sit back in amazement.  There, on the computer screen, was one of the most amazing sights he’d ever seen: his new XO, straight-laced, no-nonsense, Lt. Cdr. Charles P. Morton, nearly falling off the chorus riser as he played his drunken part of the old shanty! *

 

 

 

 

 

*  see “The Assignment” by R. L. Keller