There should probably be some sort of warning for this story.  Maybe PG 14 given the sophistication of the modern child.  (In other words they know a heck of a lot more than I did at that age, back in the Neolithic Era)  Some might view it as +18.  Nothing graphic, but tons of innuendo, suggestive scenes and one very suggestive scene, bit of language here and there.  One bit of blood but not grossly so.  Tiny bit of violence, but not described in detail, and anyway the Admiral had it coming.  P.S. sorry for all the references but I can never figure out what I do and don’t need to explain.

 

 

 

Thunder Rolls - DizzyDolphin

 

 

“Admiral I won’t do it.”  Lee couldn’t believe he’d just said that to Admiral Jones of ONI.  He couldn’t believe he was refusing a mission.

 

“Excuse me COMMANDER CRANE, I’m sure I didn’t hear you correctly.” 

 

Shit he looks pissed.  “Sir, I respectfully refuse the mission.”

 

“YOU ‘RESPECTFULLY REFUSE THE MISSION’, in what man’s Navy do you get to pick and choose your missions Commander Crane?”

 

“I’m not in the Navy, Sir.  I’m a reservist.”

 

“Oh that can be remedied Mister, yes indeed it can.  I’LL HAVE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK IN THE REGULAR NAVY SO FAST YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN.”

 

“WELL BETTER MY ASS BACK IN THE NAVY THAN WHERE YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT...SIR.”

 

*****

 

Some of Lee’s ONI buddies were crouched outside of Admiral Jones’ closed door.  “This is going to be the stuff of legends,” Daniel snickered.

 

“You wouldn’t think it was so funny it was your ass in there.”  However, Mike was grinning just as much as Daniel was.

 

“Quiet you two, I don’t want to miss a word of this,” Gerry hissed at them.

 

“How could you possibly miss hearing a thing?  They’d put a thunder storm to shame!”  Mike was darned good and sure he’d never have the nerve to raise his voice to Jones, but Lee didn’t seem to have any reservations.

 

*****

 

Lee continued in a more controlled voice, “Admiral Nelson will not let you recall me.” 

 

He knew it was a long shot, he wasn’t certain that Nelson would be able to stop him from being recalled.  He was, however, certain that if the Admiral knew what he was being asked to do, that he’d support his stand.  Well he hoped so.  The Admiral had a weird sense of humour sometimes.

 

“It just so happens Commander that Admiral Nelson has already been informed that you may be recalled to active duty on a matter of national security.  There isn’t a bloody thing he can do about it.  One other thing Commander...if I do have to resort to that, you won’t be going back to reserve status, ever.  You can kiss NIMR and the Seaview goodbye.”  I’d love to know who the NSA (National Security Agency) agent is that’s handed me this opportunity, I’d give him or her a big kiss.

 

Jones was hoping Crane would stay dug in on this, he wanted him in ONI full-time.  He would have to fight Admiral Starke over it; Starke would love to get Crane back on a Navy sub.  While Admiral Starke might not be overly thrilled in some ways with Crane, he still knew quality when he saw it, and they didn’t come any better than Commander Lee B. Crane.

 

Man Jones is playing dirty.  These assignments are supposed to be ‘requests’ not orders.  Of course Lee knew that in real life there wasn’t much of a difference between the two.

 

“There has to be some other cover I can use, Sir.”  Lee was aware that he’d basically just caved.  He simply couldn’t risk losing Seaview, or the Admiral.

 

“There is nothing wrong with the cover Commander.  You’ve got a good singing voice, and as far as I’m aware there’s nothing wrong with your body.  Anything I should be aware of in that regard?”

 

“No Sir,” Lee replied miserably.  He was wondering if he could somehow break a leg, he certainly seemed to get enough injuries when he didn’t want them.  Now that he wanted one he’d probably stay in perfect health.

 

“Glad we could resolve your reservations Commander.  You’ll start training tomorrow.”

 

“Training Sir?”

 

“Training Commander, unless you already know how to do this.”

 

“No Sir.”  At any rate not the way you want it done.  Lee certainly didn’t live a monastic lifestyle, but what he did for certain girlfriends was a far cry from what the cover required.

 

“Didn’t think so.  I gather it’s fairly demanding physically.  You’ll also be instructed in, ah, body care.”

 

“Sir?”

 

“No body hair Commander.  Smooth and soft as a baby’s bottom.”

 

“How about you just put a bullet through my head,” Lee mumbled.

 

“Didn’t quite catch that Commander.”

 

“Nothing Sir.”

 

“Dismissed Commander.”

 

Lee would have snapped to attention but his body was already ramrod straight, a position he’d maintained throughout the entire meeting.  He saluted, turned smartly and exited.

 

Jones smiled, well he’d almost gotten Crane on insubordination, it was still possible the Commander would refuse to go through with it.  The look on Crane’s face when he’d mentioned the ‘body care’ was priceless.  Sort of makes me wish I taped these meetings, Jones chuckled to himself.

 

*****

 

As Lee closed Admiral Jones’ door he heard someone give a wolf whistle, followed by a rendition David Rose’s ‘Stripper’, in harmony.

 

Daniel, Gerry and Mike were leaning against the far wall grinning at him.

 

“Well you obviously know all about it,” Lee looked like someone had just run over his dog.

 

“Don’t look so sad pal.  It won’t be that bad.  A few hip swivels, pelvic thrusts,” Gerry matched movements to his words then he and the other two broke out laughing.

 

“You think it’s so f-ing funny you do it.”

 

“Whoa, language Lee!”  That, more than anything else, told them how badly their friend was taking this assignment.

 

“Come on Lee, you don’t have to think about this again until tomorrow.  Let’s hit a pub or two,” Mike suggested.  “We three are off to Afghanistan tomorrow, let’s all relax tonight.”

 

His friends were already in civvies, Lee had a locker at ONI where he kept spare clothes, and other assorted items, every agent had one, even those not full-time.  While not normally a big drinker, he thought he might make an exception tonight. 

 

He changed into black stonewash, low-rise boot-cut jeans, they had zippered pockets, chains dangled here and there.  He pulled on a black t-shirt, it had a rather gruesome skull, snake and sword design on it.  Lee didn’t care, it was going to be a pub crawl, not a fashion event.  He didn’t want to wear his uniform shoes, the only ones he had in his locker were his black and red Nike Air Max Turbulence trainers, they’d do.  Grabbing his black hoodie out of the locker he slammed the door shut, twirled the combination lock and joined his pals.

 

*****

 

Nelson was not a happy Admiral.  He, Lee and Chip had travelled to Washington together.  He had meetings regarding mission proposals to attend, normally Lee would join him to provide input regarding Seaview’s role but Chip would be filling in for Lee this time.  Admiral Jones had informed Nelson that he had need of Lee for his own meeting.  Jones had not given Nelson any further information other than to say that Nelson could expect Lee to be absent from Seaview for at least a month and that it was possible that Lee would be reactivated to full duty with the Navy. 

 

Their meetings over the Admiral and Chip headed back to the hotel. 

 

“Did Lee say when his meeting would be over, Sir?”

 

“No, but I imagine he finished before we did.  I told him when we’d likely be done and that if he’d meet us in the lobby we’d all go out for dinner.” 

 

Arriving at the hotel they looked around the lobby, no sign of Lee.  Chip went over to the desk and asked them to ring Lee’s room, no answer.  The desk clerk didn’t recall seeing Lee come back to the hotel.

 

They left word that they would be at the Capital Hill Grille, just in case Lee had forgotten the plan.  Not that it was likely he would, Lee had a mind as sharp as any Nelson had ever met.  His big worry and Chip’s, was that ONI hadn’t already sent Lee off on whatever mission they had planned.  It could sometimes happen that fast.

 

Dinner passed pleasantly enough, Nelson was getting to know Chip better and Chip was beginning to relax around him.  It helped that they had the common ground of Lee to fuss over.  Chip knew some of the more ‘classified’ stories from Lee’s former sub command and after a drink or two would sometimes share a story.

 

“They were hauling some Marines to somewhere or other and there had been some ‘friction’.”  Nelson nodded, he knew what that could be like.  “Lee had been speaking to the Control Room shift about ‘taking the high road’ and not letting any comments lead to improper behaviour, i.e. fights.  When he finished he realized his XO, Davey, wasn’t there anymore.  Lee decided he’d better go find him.  His little talk had been as much for his XO as anyone, Davey had already butted heads several times with the Marine sergeant.  Lee didn’t get to far when he heard Davey dressing down a crewman.  Seems one of the Marine’s had asked for instructions on using the head, the crewman told the guy that when he was done he needed to open the red valve...and then the flapper.” 

 

Nelson laughed, it wasn’t the first time he’d heard of this type of misdirection.  Of course the red valve opened the boat’s air connection.  The flapper still being closed the contents of the bowl would have exploded out and over any hapless person in the head.

 

“I imagine Lee wasn’t overly pleased by this,” Nelson smirked.

 

“Nope, in addition to the dressing down from the XO the crewman got to clean the head, and give a lecture to the Marines, complete with diagrams, on the correct way to use the head onboard a sub.”

 

“Yes, that would be Lee, never misses a teaching opportunity,” the Admiral chuckled.  I really have to socialize more with Chip, I’m sure there are a lot more stories and I’ll never get them out of Lee.  I wonder if I could get Chip to let me in on some of the things that he and Lee get up to, on and off Seaview.

 

Dinner was over and still no sign of Lee, they finished their drinks and took a cab back to the hotel.  It was getting on toward 2200 by the time they arrived.

 

Their cab pulled up at the hotel; there was a cab ahead of them that was discharging passengers.  They heard a bit of a commotion from the front cab. 

 

“Come on buddy ol’ pal, this is your stop.” 

 

Nelson thought he recognised the voice and looked over to see a man swaying on his feet trying to help someone out of the cab.

 

Chip had been observing the scene as well and tapped the Admiral on the shoulder, “Ah Sir, isn’t that one of Lee’s ONI friends?”

 

“Ah huh, I believe so.”

 

The Admiral had a good idea, as did Chip, just who was getting helped out of the cab, and why.

 

Lee crawled out and stood, unsteadily, holding on to Gerry for support, just as Gerry was also using him to stay upright.  They both overbalanced and began using the cab to keep themselves upright.  This seemed very funny to them and they started to laugh.

 

“I think I’m really gon..na regret this tomorrow,” Lee slurred between laughs and trying not to fall down.

 

“Ah buddy, I think yous gonna gret it now,” Gerry slurred back.  He had spotted Nelson and Chip approaching.

 

Lee looked in the direction Gerry indicated, “SHIT.” 

 

“Four star Admiral approachin’ Lee, straighten up.”  Gerry tugged on Lee’s arm, Lee tried to come to attention, and did, if you didn’t count the 25o angle to the side.  That lasted about 10 seconds before he started to topple.  Chip hurried forward and grabbed his arm.

 

“OK Lee, just hang onto me.”

 

“Well at least he isn’t in uniform,” Nelson remarked to no one in particular.  He wasn’t quite sure what to make of the ‘chain’ jeans and gruesome T-shirt.  Lee also appeared to have a black hoodie tied around his waist.

 

“Hey Admiral,” came from inside the cab.  “Could you pour Gerry back in here.  We’ll leave ‘Gyspy Rose Lee’ in your capable hands.”

 

At that remark Gerry doubled over in laughter and Lee tried to pull away from Chip and get back into the cab, apparently intent on mayhem.

 

“I’ll Gypsy Rose, you,” he sputtered.

 

Chip took a firmer grip on Lee and moved him away from the cab.  The Admiral took charge of the situation.  Gerry was shuffled back inside the cab where Mike and Daniel still sat.

 

Mike felt, for Lee’s sake, that the Admiral should be given some sort of story.

 

“Nice to see you again Admiral Nelson, I’m sort of the designated ‘find the right door’ guy tonight.”

 

Nelson could tell that Mike had been drinking as well, but obviously not as much as the others had.

 

“We invited Lee along for a night on the town since we’re all ‘busy’ as of tomorrow.  He needed a little R&R before...well can’t tell you why, but just take my word for it, Lee needed a night out.”

 

Nelson nodded.  He knew there were some things Lee couldn’t share with him about his ONI work.  He had an understanding with the men in the cab about Lee.  Anything they could tell him to keep Lee safe, they would.  Apparently, whatever this was about hadn’t yet escalated to life threatening.

 

He satisfied himself that the occupants would be able to make it to wherever they called home in D.C. and the cab departed.

 

He still couldn’t help but wonder, What the hell went on at Lee’s meeting with Admiral Jones?  This is totally out of character for Lee.  Even if he had been recalled to active duty he wouldn’t have gotten this plastered.

 

“Well Chip, seems we have a friend to put to bed.”

 

“At the moment Sir I’d settle for getting him through the door and into his room.”

 

They both had to chuckle at the standard, “I’m fine” that Lee mumbled in their direction.

 

“Sure you are Lee, you’re just peachy keen.  How about you try putting one foot in front of the other, I’ll let you know when to stop.”  Chip tried to steer Lee towards the door.

 

“Chip I told you, I’m fine.”

 

Chip looked over at the Admiral, who simply stood there observing.  It appeared that he was going to leave it up to him to handle Lee.

 

“Uh huh.  Let’s just test that hypothesis out shall we.”  Chip let go of Lee and to Lee’s credit, he did get halfway to the door before veering off course.

 

Lee was muttering as he went, “Damn him.  Should resign.”

 

The Admiral had been keeping pace with his two officers, he now took Lee’s left arm while Chip regained Lee’s right.  Both men had heard what Lee was saying.  Chip looked at the Admiral, “What could be so bad that he’d think about resigning?  Does he mean ONI or the Navy?”

 

“Let’s get him inside and pour some coffee down him, then maybe we can find out.” 

 

They guided Lee through the entrance, got him up to his room and Chip started the coffeemaker.

 

Lee was still muttering to himself, “rather be pumped full of bullets.  Nothing wrong with a little hair.”

 

Nelson untied Lee’s hoodie and dropped it on a chair, then he propped Lee up on the couch and removed his shoes.  What the hell could the mission be?  Bullets, hair?

 

“Coffee will be ready in a couple of minutes Admiral.”  Nelson nodded, looking worriedly at his closest and dearest friend slouched on the couch.  Nelson knew that Lee had been through hell and back on numerous ONI missions, even upon occasion, during Seaview missions.  None had elicited this type of response.

 

There was a groan from the couch, “Gonna be sick.”  Lee lurched up off the couch, not sure of his surroundings or which way he needed to go.

 

Nelson took hold of him and got him to the facilities just in time.  Lee dropped to his knees in front of the toilet and emptied his stomach.  Nelson knelt to Lee’s left, he placed his left hand against the tank and wrapped his right arm across Lee’s back and under Lee’s right arm, bracing Lee against him so he could support some of Lee’s weight and steady his balance.

 

“Easy lad, it’ll be over soon,” Nelson soothed.

 

When things seemed to have taken their course Chip handed the Admiral a mug of tap water.

 

“Lee here’s some water, rinse your mouth lad.”  Lee obeyed and rinsed several times.  Oh isn’t my life just wonderful.  Drunk, puking my guts out while a 4 star Admiral hangs onto me to I don’t fall in the toilet.  What really bothered Lee was that it was Nelson he had just made a total fool of himself in front of, worse than a total fool.  What must he think of me?  I can’t even explain why.

 

The Admiral and Chip assisted Lee onto his bed, where they stripped off his pants and t-shirt.  Not much point in trying to get coffee down him now, what he needed was sleep.  They got him under the covers and tucked them in around him.  He was sound asleep before they finished.

 

Chip was worried about Lee, it was not like him to drink to excess.  Yes, he would have a drink or two and over the years Chip had seen him pretty ‘relaxed’, but nothing like this.  He was sure that Lee would want to crawl into a hole and pull it in after him when he woke up tomorrow and remembered just who he’d been drunk, and then sick, in front of. 

 

I should have found some way to get the Admiral out of here before Lee got sick.  Sure, Morton, as if the Admiral would leave Lee when he was in this condition.

 

Chip knew that Lee and the Admiral were close, really close.  Seeing the Admiral holding Lee in the bathroom and trying to comfort him, Chip realized it was a lot more than just friendship that the two had.  As deep and abiding as his and Lee’s friendship was, there was something more between Lee and Nelson.

 

“Admiral if you want to head back to your room I’ll sit with Lee for awhile, to be sure he’s ok.”

 

As much as the Admiral wanted to stay, he knew that it would be better for Lee if he wasn’t there when he woke up.  No son liked his father to witness certain lapses in judgement, and Nelson, while never having told Lee, felt very much like a father towards this exceptional young man.

 

“Ok Chip, if he needs anything call me, and Chip...”

 

“Yes Sir.”

 

“This never happened.  When he wakes up, if he doesn’t remember my being here, leave it that way.” 

 

Chip nodded his understanding.  It reminded him of one time with his own father, when he’d not been at his best.  His father never mentioned it, never let on he knew a thing.

 

Before leaving Nelson reached down and tucked one of the blankets in a bit snugger around Lee.  In sleep the years and cares fell away from Lee, he looked like Nelson imagined he would have as a child at rest, innocent and carefree.  He placed a gentle hand on Lee’s cheek giving it a quick stroke, “Sleep well lad.”

 

Harry looked over at Chip, who had settled himself in the recliner and was carefully examining the wall to his left.  Harry walked over to him and rested his hand on Chip’s shoulder giving it a gentle squeeze.

 

“Good night Chip, call me if you need anything.”

 

Chip nodded, realizing that his relationship with Nelson had moved up a level or two.  Nelson was trusting him with a very caring, private side of himself that Chip doubted few ever saw. 

 

*****

 

Harry rolled over in bed, not sure if he was awake yet or not.  Bam, bam, bam .  What the devil!  Who was knocking on his door that loudly.

 

The morning fog immediately cleared from his mind.  He quickly checked the bedside clock as he lept out of bed.  On the way to the door he pulled on his robe.  0800, he’d been more tired that he’d thought.  Then again he hadn’t fallen asleep until 0300.

 

As he expected it was Chip at the door.

 

“He’s gone Admiral.”

 

“What do you mean Lee’s gone?”  Only one person it could be.

 

“I fell asleep in the chair, when I woke up a few minutes ago he wasn’t there.  I checked the room; all his things except for his uniform are gone.  I found a note.”

 

Chip handed the Admiral a creased piece of paper.

 

 

Sorry about last night, can’t explain.  Please take my uniform back to NIMR.  Where I hope I will still have a job when I get back. -  Lee

 

PS  Take good care of ‘my Lady’, and the Admiral while I’m gone.

 

 

“Not a man of many words our Captain.”

 

“No Sir.  I don’t understand how he could be up and functional after last night.”  Chip was feeling guilty that Lee had managed to get his stuff packed and clear out without his having heard a thing.  “I don’t even have a clue what time he left.”

 

“It’s not your fault he slipped out Chip.  I wouldn’t have expected Lee to be functional yet either.  You know how quickly he can metabolize any sedation Jamie gives him, likely he does the same with alcohol.  The clerk downstairs should be able to tell us what time Lee checked out.  While Lee may not be telling us much, Admiral Jones had better have an explanation to offer.”

 

The Admiral was indeed correct about the hotel clerk, according to him Lee left around 0630.

 

It happened that one of the coffee shop staff was just getting off work and she overheard them ask the clerk about Lee Crane.  She had seen the men together before and had served them once.

 

“Excuse me, I couldn’t help but overhear you ask the clerk about your friend.”

 

“Yes, that’s right, was there something you wanted to add?”  Nelson asked hopefully.

 

“Lee, uh, Mr. Crane came through the shop early this morning, he asked for a coffee, ‘black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love’.”

 

Nelson recognized the Turkish proverb about coffee.  Out of curiosity, he asked her what she had served Lee.

 

“A shot of café cubano1 and an extra large double espresso to go.”

 

Chip whistled softly.  “That’s a fair slug of caffeine even for Lee.”

 

“Well he certainly looked like he needed it.  I have to go now, I hope you find him.”  With that comment, the young woman left.

 

“Chip I don’t think we are going to find out anything more here.  I’m going to ONI, you’re welcome to come along if you want to.”

 

“Yes Sir, I want to.”

 

Nelson smiled, he knew Chip would not rest until they had found Lee, or at least made sure he was ok.

 

As it turned out, they did get one more piece of intel as they left.  The door attendant remembered Lee, and to both Nelson and Chip’s surprise told them that Lee hadn’t wanted a cab, said he preferred to walk.

 

Once inside their cab Chip turned to the Admiral.  “Sir if Lee didn’t take a cab, then he must still be in D.C.”

 

“I don’t think we can make that assumption Chip.  Lee is a highly trained agent and he’d know we’d try and trace him.  It may be that he simply went around the corner to another hotel and took a cab from there to the airport or wherever.”

 

Nelson didn’t want Chip to get his hopes up, it could well be as Chip suggested, or equally, as he suggested.

 

*****

 

Lee felt marginally better physically after walking to ONI.  The coffee had definitely helped.  He picked up his briefing package from his locker, where he had dumped it the night before.  He left the building and hailed a cab, he was to begin training in ½ hour.

 

Lee read quickly through the package.  He would be joining an established all male revue in Vegas, seems one of their members had some sort of accident and they needed a replacement quick.  Lee wondered, not for the first time about a mission, if ONI had arranged the ‘accident’ in order to insert an agent where they wanted one.  There has to have been a better cover than this!  Hmmmm seems ONI decided that my cover name ‘Lee Glen’ is still usable.  He knew it was always best to keep as close to an agent’s real name as possible, or at least one the agent has used before.  It helped to avoid slip-ups.

 

Lee Crane mulled over ‘Lee Glen’s’ bio.  Male dancer for the last 10 years, single, straight.  Well thank you Admiral Jones for small mercies!  Not that Lee was prejudice, to each their own.  This is going to be hard enough without also trying to appear to be ‘playing for the other team’.  Hmmm, I’ve performed in Europe of late, just got back to America, looking to hook up with a revue.  As well as ‘dancing’ I sing.  Wonder if they will expect me to sing while I ‘dance’?

 

His cab came to a stop outside a modern looking building.  Lee paid the driver and went in.  No one was at the entrance to meet him; he could hear music coming from further inside.  He headed toward the source of the music.  Going quietly into the dance studio he watched while a very attractive and obviously talented female dancer practiced.  It was a contemporary piece and she danced flawlessly.  When the music stopped, from off to his left side Lee heard someone clapping.  He looked over and was surprised to see Stephen sitting on the floor. 

 

The dancer did a little bow to Stephen and then walked over to Lee.

 

“I take it you must be Commander Lee Crane.  Let’s see what I’ve got to work with.”  She circled him, looking him up and down.  Lee looked over at Stephen who just shrugged his shoulders.  Lee was in plain black jeans, solid black T-shirt and his old black leather jacket.

 

“Can’t really tell much, but at least you’re tall and relatively good looking.”  Lee was a little miffed at the ‘relatively’ part. 

 

The dancer knew what she was doing though; she’d been warned that she was likely to meet with resistance, more so from ‘tall, dark and handsome’ than from ‘tall, sandy and adorable’.  So she had started the conditioning right away, a little poke at the male ego.  As well as teaching them the moves and routines they’d need she’d also have to do some breaking down of mental barriers.  Being Navy officers there was the whole ‘Officer and a Gentleman’ they needed to get beyond.  While male strippers could certainly be gentlemen, their occupation usually didn’t bring that thought immediately to mind.  Lee and Stephen needed a new mind-set about their bodies and how to use them.  Although maybe not ‘beachboy’ so much but ‘man in black’ here certainly looks every inch the proper officer, even out of uniform.

 

“My name is Yvonne, I’m your instructor.  We have a lot of work to do so let’s get at it.  Lee if you’d put your stuff over there with Stephen’s, and then the two of you strip out of your shirts, shoes and socks.”

 

Not much for chitchat apparently, Lee thought to himself, which was fine with him, he didn’t really want to talk anyway.  He hadn’t left his bag at ONI, he didn’t plan on returning there.  He had a room booked at the hotel agents used when in town.  He walked over to where Stephen was still sitting on the floor and dropped his bag and jacket with Stephen’s.

 

“What’s your story?” he asked.  “I thought you were out of the country.”

 

“I made the mistake of coming back.  Jones hauled me into his office, figured you needed company, and it happened that another spot had opened up as a backup.  Don’t worry Lee, you’re still ‘first string’.  With any luck I won’t have to take the stage.”

 

Lee scowled at Stephen, “Fine with me if you want to take the lead on this one.”

 

“When pigs fly buddy.”

 

“OK you guys, enough dawdling, get your stuff off and your butts over here.”

 

Lee and Stephen exchanged glances as they stripped down, their look said it all, I’ll break your leg for you if you’ll break mine.

 

Yvonne had them stand about four feet apart and looked them over.  Oh ya, plenty of good material here to work with.  Very nice backs, shoulders, chests and abs on both of them.  Well get to it girl, have to have them ready in two weeks.

 

She stopped and stood in front of Stephen, nice and close and slowly roved her eyes over him until he started to fidget and turn red, then she did the same with Lee.

 

“Oh for pity sakes you two, you can’t tell me you’ve never been ogled before.  If you can’t take it with your pants on, how are you going to do when they come off?  Speaking of which, drop em.  Let’s see what else you’ve got.”

 

Yvonne thought Lee was going to stalk out at that point.  He’d gone ramrod straight and was making no move to remove his pants.  Stephen didn’t look any more pleased but at least he was unsnapping and unzipping.

 

The Hell I’m dropping my pants in front of her, Lee thought to himself, but said “I was expecting a male instructor.”

 

“Well guess what sweet cheeks, you’ve got me, and I said ‘drop em’.”  Yvonne had moved to stand about 4 inches from Lee’s face.  The tone of command in her voice was such that Lee almost reached for his pants.

 

“No.”

 

“So you prefer dropping your pants in front of a guy huh.”

 

Stephen had paused in shedding his pants, and decided that he would like another few feet between himself and Lee.  Hell he’d like a few miles.

 

Holy Shit Lee’s going to .....

 

Lee closed the four inches between himself and Yvonne, he dropped his voice to a predatory growl, “When I drop my pants in front of a woman, hers are already off and the only dancing going on is the ‘horizontal mambo’.

 

“You don’t say,” and before Lee knew what had happened he was flat on his back gasping for air and Yvonne was hauling his pants off.

 

What the hell!,” he yelled when he could.

 

“Oh, I may have failed to mention that I’m not just a dance instructor, my regular job is as a Navy Seal2.  Well look at you Commander, a tighty-whitey guy, somehow I was thinking more leopard print.”

 

Stephen backed away some more, Oh lordy that woman has a death wish, and Lee wants to kill right about now.”

 

Yvonne turned to look at Stephen.

 

“Pants almost off lady.  Uh funnily enough, leopard print.”

 

“That’s no ‘lady’ Stephen,” spit Lee.

 

Yvonne looked down at him, “Sticks and stones Commander, now if you’d get your ass up off the floor and line up.”

 

Yvonne was by no means sure Lee would comply; in fact, she was rather surprised that he hadn’t decked her.  It had been a big gamble that she would get her blow to his diaphragm in without him blocking it and sending her sprawling to the floor in a leg hook like the one she’d used on him in combo with her punch.

 

Lee was plenty pissed, mostly at himself.  Damn I should have decked her when I saw the punch coming.  She’s a hell of a lot stronger than she looks.  Navy Seal, isn’t that just wonderful.  Serves you right Crane, next time hit her.

 

He rubbed the back of his head, it had hit the floor with a pretty big bang.  Don’t suppose I’m lucky enough to have a concussion.  Where’s Jamie when I need him.

 

Stephen walked over and extended his hand to give Lee a little moral support, and help him up from the floor.

 

“We having fun yet?” he asked.

 

Yvonne did another of her circles around the two men.  Stephen noticed that she was keeping a little further away from Lee than before.

 

“Nice legs on both of you, strong well shaped thighs.”  She stopped behind Stephen and stepped close, he could feel her breath on his back and then her hands on his butt, squeezing.  He took a deep breath and held it.

 

“Relax Stephen, breath,” she stroked his ‘cheeks’ up and down.  “Get used to it; you’ll have a lot less on than your ‘leopard print’ on stage.”

 

“Actually Lee is probably the one that’s going to be on stage.”

 

“Really, oh well.”

 

She didn’t approach Lee, and oddly he couldn’t decide if he was relieved or disappointed.

 

The rest of the session was less traumatic for Lee.  Yvonne put on some music and had them do rhythm exercises in their skivvies.  Some days I really love my job!

 

Lee gritted his teeth through it all and just told himself that he had swimsuits that showed more than his underwear did, so no big deal.  He’d do what he had to do, but he wouldn’t put any effort into it.

 

*****

 

Nelson and Chip arrived at ONI and went directly to Admiral Jones office.  Harry didn’t slow at Jones’ secretaries desk, he went straight through the reception area, flung the door open to the private office and stormed in.  Chip hesitated, not sure if he should follow the Admiral into the office or not.  Nelson had obviously not remembered he had Chip in tow.  Jones’ secretary motioned for Chip to take a seat as she got up and closed the door to her boss’s office.  “Trust me Lieutenant Commander, you do not want to be in there with those two.  Ever see two thunderheads collide?”

 

Chip nodded to her.  He’d seen it in nature and he’d seen it on Seaview.  While Lee and the Admiral were close friends, they did have differences of opinion upon occasion, and you did not want to be in the middle when that happened.

 

*****

 

Harry stood in Jones’ office for a moment, at first to angry to say anything.  Jones’ squared up in his chair, here we go, raise the storm flags.  He had expected Harry to show up today, he’d heard about the little R&R his men and Crane had engaged in last night.  He knew Crane would not have breached orders and told Nelson about the assignment, but Harry was no fool.  Crane, who was not a drinker, arriving back at the hotel in the state he had reportedly been in was all Harry would need to put things together.  He might not know the details but he knew who the responsible party was for his Captain’s condition.

 

“I seem to have missed hearing your knock, Harry.” 

 

Nelson moved forward, slowly, deliberately.  It wasn’t often that he could loom over someone but since Jones had stayed sitting he took the opportunity.  He placed both his clenched fists on Jones’ desk, leaned well forward into the man’s personal space...“What assignment have you given to MY Captain?” he growled out slowly into Jones’ face.

 

“Sorry Harry, classified and all that.”  Jones knew he was stoking the fire, but if he could get Nelson mad enough he might get something he could use to pry Crane away from Seaview.  He still had hopes that Crane would give him that opportunity himself, but if not, maybe between Crane’s initial refusal and Nelson’s storming in here, he could make the Navy see that Crane should not be left on reserve status with NIMR.  Waste of a brilliant officer.

 

As usual, Jones underestimated his adversary.  Nelson read a wealth of information from Jones’ face as he’d thought about his plan.

 

“Not going to work Jones.  You are not getting Captain Crane and neither is the Navy getting him back.  He’s much too valuable right where he is.”

 

Jones couldn’t help but smirk a bit at that, given where he knew Crane to be right now, and what he’d be doing.

 

Nelson did not like the look on the face of Admiral Jones one bit.

 

“Frank, whatever assignment you’ve given him, it hasn’t gone down well.  Given the number and type of assignments he’s taken on in the past this one must be way out of line for him to react as he has.  Lee’s put his life on the line more times than I want to think about, been in the most horrendous of situations, endured...”

 

“I know Harry, I read the debriefs, did some of them myself.”

 

“So help me Frank if you don’t tell me what’s going on with Lee...”

 

“You’ll what Harry?  Are you threatening me?  Part of the Navy deal in giving Crane to you was that he’d be available when required.  He’s willing to do his duty,” at this point Jones couldn’t help himself, he wanted to see Nelson’s reaction, “well not counting this mission, he did try and refuse it.”

 

The sound level of the conversation had been steadily rising, it rolled like thunder now.

 

“Lee tried to refuse it!  Good God man what have you gotten him into!”  Harry couldn’t imagine what Jones had done, Lee took on missions that were expected to be suicide ones without batting an eye.

 

“He’s into what I say he needs to be into.  I made it very clear to your precious pet Captain just what refusing a mission would cost him.  He’s grown disrespectful of his superiors, and that Harry, is your fault.  Crane needs to be back in the Navy, we’ll set him straight about his position in the order of things.  We’ll keep him too damn busy to be mouthing off his superiors.”

 

“You mean you’ll keep him too damn busy trying to stay alive.  You don’t fool me Frank, you want him full-time in ONI.  Starke wants him on one of his ‘boomers’.

 

“So what if we do Harry, he belongs in the Navy, the regular Navy.  Not off counting seals or chasing whales.”

 

Harry wanted to come across Jones’ desk and throttle the man.  He  knows that on  many of the Seaview’s missions if it hadn’t been for Lee, the entire planet would have been lost.  The crack about seals and whales is to bait me, but why?  Of course, so I’ll lose my temper and maybe give him more ammo in his efforts to get Lee assigned back to regular duty.

 

“If it wasn’t for the Seaview and Captain Crane, Frank, you probably wouldn’t be alive today.  None of us would be.”

 

Jones had the good grace to flush and lower his eyes at that statement.  He knew the truth of it, but he still wanted Crane.

 

Outside the office Chip had been listening to the raised voices rolling back and forth like peals of thunder.  He’d almost gone into the office when he heard Admiral Jones crack about seals and whales to tell the Admiral a thing or two about those missions.

 

A courier arrived and handed the secretary an envelope.  She opened it, read the contents and quietly said, “Lord help us all.”

 

“Bad news?”  Chip asked her.

 

“Depends on which Admiral you’re talking about.”  She looked at the door trying to decide if she should take it in now, or wait until Admiral Nelson left.

 

Chip felt his stomach turn to ice.  Is Lee already in trouble on the mission?  Is he hurt?

 

Debra got up and went to the door, it seemed relatively quiet in there at the moment.  She looked at Chip and mouthed “Sorry,” then knocked and went in.

 

“Admiral Jones, this just arrived for you by courier, Sir.  I thought you’d want to see it right away.”  She handed him the message and quickly left.

 

When Debra had entered, Harry had backed off from the desk and sat down.  He wasn’t going anywhere until he had some answers or at least more information.  He was not going to like what he was about to learn.

 

As Admiral Jones read the message a large smile formed on his face, then he laughed aloud.  “Oh I’ve got your boy by the jugular now.  Yes indeed I do.  Not a thing you can do about it either Harry.”  He handed the message to Nelson.

 

In response to your report regarding your meeting with Commander Lee B. Crane, please        be advised that if he refuses the mission or by action or inaction deliberately jeopardizes his cover, you are to report this immediately.  Steps will be taken to reactive Captain Crane to active status and appropriate disciplinary action taken.

 

Nelson’s hand began to shake with the fury that he was barely containing.

 

You did this deliberately.  You’ve assigned him something that you know he can’t or won’t do.  So help me Jones, if any harm comes to that boy because of your petty manoeuvring, there will not be a place on this planet that you will be safe.”

 

Stow it Nelson.  He’s not a ‘boy’, he’s a man, more than that he’s a highly trained Naval officer and ONI operative.  Crane’s perfectly capable of handling the assignment.  I had my reasons for choosing him and I don’t need to justify them to you.”  God you would think Nelson had given birth to Crane or something the way he carries on about him.

 

“He’s Seaview’s Captain and not under your command or the Navy’s.  You had no business assigning him to anything.”

 

“Like I said before Nelson, part of the deal you made to get Commander Crane was that he would be available for special assignments when required by the Navy.”

 

“If you’ve read the ‘deal’ then you know that it only applies when Captain Crane can be spared from his duties with NIMR, or in extreme circumstances.  I also believe you’ll find that the assignments are subject to his being willing to take them on.”

 

“Unless the assignment is deemed crucial to homeland security, in which case he doesn’t get the luxury of refusal.”

 

“You’re claiming that this is that sort of assignment and no one but Captain Crane was available or capable of taking in on?”

 

“I’m not ‘claiming’ anything.  I’ve assigned him a mission and he’ll bloody well carry it out or take the consequences, and as you’ve read, I have the backing required to carry out those consequences, Admiral!

 

Nelson had never come so close to hitting a fellow officer before.  “I will not forget this Jones.  THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN BE DAMN GOOD AND SURE OF THAT!”  Harry spun on his heel and stormed out the door, slamming it shut hard enough to rattle the walls.  He stormed past Chip not even acknowledging his presence. 

 

Debra looked at Chip, “Well that was one of the more explosive thunder storms between them.  You’d better go look after your Admiral, I’ll see to mine.”

 

Chip wished her luck and started after his personal Thunderhead.

 

Debra knocked and slowly opened the door to the inner sanctum.

 

“Ah Debra, come in.  I think I may have pushed Nelson a little too far this time.”

 

*****

 

Chip caught up to the Admiral just before he got to the street door.

 

Nelson hesitated at the exit and blew out a huff of air, then stepped out.

 

“Well Chip that could have gone better.”

 

“If you say so Sir.”

 

“Chip, there’s not much point in you pretending that you couldn’t hear the conversation.  Lose the Navy training.  You don’t need it with me.”

 

Chip knew that his relationship with Nelson had changed a lot since Lee came onboard.  As Lee and the Admiral became closer, it transpired that so did Chip and the Admiral.  Definitely not in the same way, or to the same depth but Lee often included Chip in his discussions with the Admiral.  As close as Nelson and Lee where, Chip noticed that Nelson remained ‘Admiral’ or ‘Sir’ to Lee, while Lee was ‘lad’, ‘boy’, ‘son’, or if ticked ‘Captain’ to the Admiral.

 

“Chip, you with me here?”

 

“Sorry Sir, just thinking.  From what I overheard, Admiral Jones didn’t give you any particulars about what Lee was doing or where he was.”

 

“No, if I’d kept my temper in check I might have gotten something out of that pain in the ass.  As I’m sure you’ve observed and Lee’s likely remarked to you, I’m not known for my even temperament.”

 

“Lee may have mentioned it a time or two, Sir.”

 

Nelson smiled.  He was sure Lee had discussed the fact more than a time or two with his friend and confidant.  He was glad Chip and Lee were so close; they both carried a lot of responsibility on their shoulders.  Nelson had watched as Lee gave Chip more and more responsibility in the running of Seaview, and Chip rose to the occasion brilliantly.  Some captains liked to ‘rule the roost’ as it were, but Lee trusted Chip and had no problem turning the conn over to him while he dealt with things elsewhere.  For his part, Chip obviously felt protective of Lee, both as an XO should of their captain and as a ‘big brother’ would.  Of course as brothers will, they had disagreements and spats, but overall it worked very well, he considered himself a very fortunate Admiral indeed to have two such fine officers in his command.

 

“I want to make a couple of calls Chip, depending on what I learn we will either stay here or head back to Santa Barbara.  Let’s go back to the hotel, or if there’s something you want to see or do go ahead.  Meet me in my room in about 2 hours.

 

Once in his room the Admiral took out his wallet and fished out a slip of paper, he dialled the number on it.

 

Many miles away, in a Navy transport plane, a cell phone chirped.

 

*****

 

Stephen was worried about Lee.  His attitude had not improved over the last 3 days.  Sure Lee was doing what was requested but only with the barest effort.  He’d personally been very amused when Lee had shown up the second day wearing boxers over his briefs under his jeans. 

 

Stephen had heard about what Jones had told Lee at their meeting.  You couldn’t expect to have many secrets in a building full of covert operatives, especially if you were going to conduct meetings at thundering sound levels.  If Yvonne reported to Jones that Lee should be scrubbed from the mission then Stephen was certain that Jones would follow through on his threat to get Lee back on active status with the Navy.  While Stephen would enjoy working more with Lee, he knew it would crush Lee to have to leave Seaview and Nelson. 

 

They’d finished for today and were getting ready to leave.

 

“Lee have you thought about why you were picked for this mission?”

 

“Jones has his reasons, doesn’t share them with me.”

 

“You know the Navy wants you back in the fleet; you know Jones wants you for ONI.  So far neither one have been able to get you away from Admiral Nelson, but....”

 

“Are you saying Jones is trying to get me to give them a reason?”

 

“Can’t say for sure, but I heard what he said would happen if you didn’t take the mission.  I’m betting that goes double if you intentionally get scrubbed out.”

 

Lee had to admit that his lacklustre performance so far was probably based on the hope that Yvonne would tell Jones he wasn’t any good at it.  He also realized Stephen was right; Jones would use it to try and get him reinstated.  Lee knew Nelson had pulled quite a few strings and called in favours to get him permanently for Seaview’s Captain.  Was it fair to expect the Admiral to fight for him again?  He could lose the battle this time.  Was his pride that important?  It’s not really my pride that’s the problem here, I just don’t want to parade around practically naked in front of a bunch of women. 

 

He began reasoning with himself. 

 

Well why the hell not Crane?  You worried that you won’t compare well with the other men?

 

Hmmm maybe a bit.

 

No that’s not it and you know it.

 

There’s going to be over 100 women looking at me gyrating around a stage in nothing more than a couple of pieces of string and a patch of cloth!

 

So what, no one is forcing them to be there, they want to be there.  You don’t have a problem doing it in front of one woman at a time, and that’s without the bit of cloth.

 

OK, so I have an unreasonable hang-up about this.  I have ‘rules’ about the way men and women should act with each other.

 

So don’t be you, be your cover.  Lee Crane, Captain of the Seaview, close  friend of Admiral Harriman Nelson, NIMR,  isn’t doing this, Lee Glen, ONI agent is.

 

What would the Admiral think of me doing this?

 

What will he think of you being back in the active Navy?

 

Lee realized his argument was close to becoming circular, which would solve nothing.  The question was, Can I do this and if I can’t, can I take the consequences?  Damn it Lee, make your decision, and get on with it!

 

Stephen had stood quietly watching the play of emotions across his friends face.  He didn’t really know what had Lee so bugged about this, it was sort of fun, once you got past the initial idea.  He saw Lee’s face go calm, for better or worse he’s made a decision. 

 

“You go on ahead Stephen, I’ll catch up with you later.  I need to talk to Yvonne.”

 

“Ok buddy, good luck, whichever way this goes.”

 

Yvonne was in the little office off the dance floor.  Lee knocked on the door and went in.

 

“Lee, I thought you and Stephen would have left by now.”

 

He noticed that she was working on the computer set up on the desk.  He nodded towards it.

 

“Progress report?”

 

“Yes, Admiral Jones wants one every couple of days.”

 

“Well before you tell him what a jerk I’m being I’d like to talk to you.”

 

“Didn’t know you were a mind reader Commander.”

 

“Not hard in this instance.  Could we talk out on the dance floor?”

 

Yvonne thought it a strange request but didn’t have any objections to it so she got up and walked out to the middle of the dance floor with Lee.

 

“Like I said, I’ve been a real jerk and I apologize about that.  I’m still not wildly thrilled with what I have to do but I will do it.”  As he was speaking to her he’d taken off his shirt, unsnapped his jeans and pulled down the zipper.  Yvonne found that she was having a little trouble breathing as he pulled down his pants, including his boxers.  He kicked off his shoes and stepped out of his clothes.  He removed his socks and stepping up to her, he locked his eyes on hers.  He then took hold of her hands and wrapping her arms around him placed her hands firmly on his butt cheeks.  He moved her hands up and down and around. 

 

“I want you to know that I plan on co-operating fully for the rest of the training.”  Keeping her hands on his rear Lee began to slowly sway his hips side to side in a very suggestive sway.

 

O lord, do we really want to put this up on a stage surrounded by uninhibited women!  He positively radiates sexual intensity.  Hell I’m getting...no, I am aroused!

 

Yvonne didn’t know what to say, and that was a first for her.  Standing there, looking into those incredible sea green and kelp brown flecked eyes, his near naked body so close to her, the manly scent of him, her hands stroking and squeezing his beautifully rounded tushy...get a grip girl, and I don’t mean there or the other anatomical feature your mind just jumped to!

 

“Ah, um, yes, well.”  Oh very articulate Yvonne, take a freaking step back before you drool all over him.

 

Gathering what remaining self-control she had left she took that step back and regretfully let go of him.

 

“This certainly does change the content of my report to Admiral Jones.  I’m glad you’ve decided to give this your best shot.”  Oh that could have been worded better.  If the mission is to totally immobilize the entire female population of Vegas, we’ve got it covered, or would that be uncovered?

 

*****

 

Stephen didn’t ask Lee what had gone on after he left, but Lee was certainly in a much better frame of mind when they had dinner that night.

 

*****

 

Day four of training was certainly a vast improvement over the other 3 days.  Today they had trampoline work and Lee and Stephen took to it like two kids.  The bounced and did flips passing each other in midair, challenging each other as to who could do the most somersaults in the air.

 

Well I don’t need to worry about teaching them aerial techniques!  Yvonne was really enjoying teaching them now that Lee wasn’t sulky and moody.  He had asked why the training had to be done with so few clothes.  She’d explained that the movements could easily be taught with them wearing sweats but that they needed to get used to the feel of the movements without clothes. 

 

“Besides, it’s more fun for me this way,” Yvonne had added with a wink.  Lee had grinned back at her.

 

Lee agreed that dancing unclothed certainly felt different than in a suit or tux.  Yvonne had wanted to see what he and Stephen knew as far as ballroom dancing went so she had partnered each of them in a Viennese Waltz and a Pasa Doble.  Definite passing grades for both of them, but especially for a certain Commander.

 

When Stephen was watching Yvonne dance with Lee he couldn’t help but observe that ‘closed position’ was a whole lot more ‘closed’ with Lee than with him.  He couldn’t help but grin as he remembered that not so long ago she was giving Lee plenty of space.

 

I wonder if Lee even realizes what happens when he turns on the charm, or if he even knows he does it.

 

*****

 

The two weeks were almost up and Yvonne was more than pleased with the progress the two men had made, still she couldn’t help but wonder just what the reaction would be to the ‘homework’ she was about to hand out.

 

“Stephen, Lee, after you shower I need to see you in the office.”

 

“Yes Mam” came back in stereo.

 

She could hear them razzing each other as they headed to the showers.

 

“Told you your hip swivels weren’t ‘swivily’ enough Lee.”

 

“‘Swivily’?  I don’t think that’s even a word, and mine are just fine.  Now your pelvic thrusts on the other hand....”

 

The door closed behind them.

 

Hard to believe these are the same two guys that first walked in here.  Especially Lee, I was sure I was going to have to tell Admiral Jones that he wasn’t going to cut it.

 

Twenty minutes later Lee and Stephen walked into Yvonne’s office. 

 

Yvonne picked up two envelopes and handed one to each of the men.  “Your assignment for tomorrow, before reporting here.”

 

Lee and Stephen looked at each other, then at the envelope in their respective hands.

 

“I don’t think I want to know what’s in here.”

 

“I hear ya Lee, I was kinda hoping that that part was a joke.”

 

Yvonne wasn’t surprised that they knew what was in the envelopes without opening them.  She reached down into a bag that was on the floor by her desk and drew out two items, one blue, one red.

 

“Take your pick gentlemen.  You’ll need to wear these at your appointment, and from now on when you’re here.”

 

Lee and Stephen looked at each other again and then at the two scraps of cloth Yvonne was holding up.

 

“They are called Male Power Ring G-Stings.”  Lee and Stephen just looked at the items, “......oh come on, pick one.  It could be worse; at least they aren’t cock-socks.”

 

Yvonne was holding her breath, if Lee was going to go sulky again, this would be the time.

 

Lee was having a hard time imaging how something so small could cover anything, or how such a tiny string could keep it in place.  He didn’t want to know what a cock-sock was, although he could imagine it.  He gingerly reached out and took the red one, which left Stephen no alternative but to take the blue one.

 

They both held them by their fingertips at arm’s length.

 

“Oh for pity’s sake you two, they don’t bite.”

 

“Should hope the hell not,” Lee muttered.

 

Stephen balled his up and stuck it in his pocket, “I’m guessing guys in male revues pack really light.  Sort of makes our regular uniforms look pretty bulky.”

 

Lee stood there looking at the patch of red in his hand.

 

Yvonne just knew she was going to regret what she was about to say.  “You need any instruction on how to put it on?”

 

That seemed to break Lee’s inertia; he looked at her while stuffing the G-string in his pocket, “You offering to put it on for me?”

 

Stephen was having a hard time keeping a straight face and decided to stir things a bit.  “You know Lee, if you want to stay behind and get some ‘help’, I’ll just meet you at the hotel, in a couple of hours.  Or do you want more time to get the fit right?”  If the look Lee just sent him was any indication, he was going to pay for that remark.  Better sleep with both eyes open tonight!  Lee’s paybacks could be a real bitch.  Trouble was you didn’t know if he was going to get you, right away, or weeks down the road.  Part of the payback was making the person suffer waiting for it.  He could remember one time when Gerry didn’t sleep for a week wondering when Lee was going to strike.

 

Yvonne could feel herself flushing, enough was enough.  She picked up two folded pieces of paper and gave them one each.  “Specs on your ‘uniform’, just in case you run into difficulties.  Now get out of here, I’ll see you tomorrow after your appointments.”

 

She wondered just exactly when she’d lost control of those two.  Girl you know when, the night he stayed behind and...

 

*****

 

Saturday dawned bright and sunny, a lovely Washington D.C. morning.  The expression on the faces of the two men getting out of the cab in front of the Day Spa and Salon looked like Hell had frozen over with them in the middle. 

 

The interior of the Spa was very pleasant.  The open reception area was painted in shades of white with Wedgewood blue accents around doorways and windows.  White cascading swag valances hung from the windows, the white ceiling fans causing them to gently billow giving the impression of fluffy clouds.  There were pots of hanging ivies and other trailing plants in the corners and white marble statues of goddesses.  In the centre was a large round water feature with side sprays, the reflection patterns dancing on the walls reminded Lee of the Seaview’s observation nose.  He could also detect the faint aroma of vanilla and melon in the air.  Soft classical music with nature sounds was playing in the background, Lee thought he recognized it as being Greig’s ‘Morning Song’ from Peer Gynt.

 

“Nice,” he said to Stephen.

 

“Just trying to lull us into a false sense of security.  Rather be in a pub.”

 

“I don’t think they do this sort of thing in pubs.”

 

“Exactly my point.”

 

A very petit, attractive young lady came out of one of the side doors and approached them.  She was wearing a pale sea green, long flowing gown, reminiscent of the sorts of gowns Lee had seen on Roman Goddesses in movies.  It had a deep V neckline with sparkling gold piping criss-crossing her chest, accenting her breasts wonderfully.  Her hair was done up somehow so that it fell down her back in waves and ringlets from what looked like a loose collection on top of her head.  Lee could never figure out how women got their hair to do the things it did.  All he knew was that it usually took hours judging from how long some of his dates took to get ready.

 

“Gentlemen, how may I help you?”

 

They handed over the vouchers that had been in the envelopes Yvonne had given them the night before.

 

“Oh how wonderful, you’ve been given gift certificates for a full-body wax, manicure and pedicure.  My, isn’t someone taking good care of you.”

 

Stephen felt Lee tense up beside him, “Easy Lee” he whispered as the woman worked on the computer to arrange their session.

 

“Stephen why don’t you have a look at the fountain for a minute.  I’d like to have a word with the, errr, hostess.”

 

“What kind of word?”

 

“It’s ok, I’m not going to give her a hard time or anything.”

 

Stephen figured he was probably making a mistake but did as Lee requested.

 

As Stephen watched out of the corner of his eye Lee talked to the hostess for a minute then handed her his credit card.

 

‘Curiouser and curiouser, cried Alice  actually the  place does rather remind me of Alice in Wonderland.  What on earth is Lee buying?

 

Lee had asked the pretty young lady just what was included in the ‘wax job’.  Pretty much everything except for one thing, which he really felt Stephen should have.

 

It wasn’t long before they were escorted into a long draped hallway, with doors evenly spaced along it.  It actually reminded Lee a bit of the spider web tunnel he had chased a girl through once, in a land of dinosaurs and not so friendly natives.3

 

 Lee was taken into a room on the right, and Stephen into one directly across from Lee’s. 

 

Inside Lee noted a trolley that looked very similar to the type Jamie had in sickbay.  On this one were bottles of amber coloured liquid sitting it what appeared to be heating racks judging from the blinking red lights on the panel.  There were bottles and jars of creams and lotions and stacks of rectangular strips of some sort.  Lots of vines and ivies in here too and a bed that again reminded Lee of Jamie and sickbay, but this one had more pillows, not to mention satin sheets.  Playing in the background were ocean sounds, waves rolling up onto the shore, seagulls in the distance.  This room smelled like coconut and mango to Lee.  Everything designed to relax the ‘guest’.

 

Lee had been instructed to remove his clothing and lie down on the bed face up, his attendants would be with him in 5 minutes.  There was a soft, silky loin cloth he could use to cover himself if he wanted to, or if he’d brought something to wear that was fine, neither was required.  Lee got into his ‘scrap of cloth’, and put the loin covering over top, then stretched out on the bed.

 

Across the hall, Stephen, being somewhat less modest than Lee opted to forgo either.  A decision he was to later regret.

 

Two young women soon joined Lee.  They introduced themselves as Lisa and Chloe.  Chloe asked if he was happy with the background music or would he like something else.  There was a wide choice, Reggae, Blues, Jazz, Rock n’ Roll, Classical with or without nature sounds, Contemporary etc.  Lee assured her that he quite enjoyed the current selection.  Lisa then explained how the waxing was done and asked if he had any questions.  He didn’t, he just wanted it over with but was trying to be co-operative and pleasant, it wasn’t their fault that he was having this done.

 

Chloe and Lisa had him sit up as they looked his body over.  “Well Lee you’re going to be quick and easy to do.  Not much to do on your back at all, already nice and smooth.  Legs light, chest, abs, belly, mmmm very nice.”  As Chloe was speaking she and Lisa were running their hands over his body, big smiles on their faces.  “Now just relax Lee and leave yourself totally in our capable hands.  We’ll start with your legs, it’s going to ‘smart’ a bit but you’ll love the results.”

 

Lisa reached for one of the amber containers, it had a broad roll top, she ran it over a section of his leg leaving behind a warm, wet, sticky sensation.  Chloe reached for one of the rectangles and placed it over the area pressing it firmly down.  Then in one quick motion, she ripped it off.

 

‘Smart a bit’ my ass, it feels like she just ripped my skin off.

 

“That wasn’t so bad was it Lee.”

 

“I’ve felt better things.”  In the time it took Lee to respond the two had waxed and ripped another section.  Lee gritted his teeth.  Lordy, women do this voluntarily?  He wondered how Stephen was doing next door.

 

*****

 

Stephen grinned at the two young ladies that entered his room as he lay there in the buff.  Of course they had seen it all before.  Given that he was to have the works, body, crack and sack they knew he’d be naked at some point anyway.

 

They made Stephen comfortable and started on his legs.  Stephen sported more body hair than Lee so when the first strip was ripped off the reaction was a good deal more ‘spirited’.

 

My god what did you just do?  Am I bleeding?  Stephen looked at his leg fully expecting to be missing skin and a chunk of flesh.  All he saw was a good sized patch of pink skin surrounded by a forest of hair.

 

“Now now Stephen, it’s not so bad.”  Susan soothed him. “We’ll have your legs done in no time.”

 

Lee, buddy, I hope this mission is worth it.

 

*****

 

True to their word Lee’s ladies were making great progress.

 

“OK Lee that takes care of most of your leg area in the front.  Now we need you to spread your legs a little more for us so we can get the inner thighs done.”

 

Lisa and Chloe each took gentle hold of a leg mid thigh and eased them further apart.  Lee found it to be somewhat erotic and felt a stirring higher up.

 

Thank goodness for the loin cloth.

 

 “Oh I see you have a G-string on, that makes things easier, we can get rid of the cloth.”

 

Before Lee could say anything Lisa had removed the cloth and revealed his swollen member, held down by the G-string but peaking out the top.  Lee couldn’t see her reaction as she was standing slightly behind him.

 

Lisa looked over at Chloe and gave her a big grin and thumbs up.  Chloe tried very hard not to grin, but didn’t quite succeed.

 

“Don’t be embarrassed Lee, it’s a reaction we see quite often,” Chloe said, desperately hiding a smirk.  He was a gorgeous man and she and Lisa were enjoying their job a great deal today.  As they expected and to their disappointment, things ‘settled down’ in a minute or two.

 

Lee didn’t think he could get any more embarrassed than this.  I wonder what the current penalty is for murdering an Admiral.  Should be able to make it look like an accident.  Lots of Admirals must fall out of their windows.

 

Lee kept his eyes focused on the ceiling while his inner thighs were waxed, right up to and including his leg creases.  He was trying Spock’s logic, which was also an ONI mantra, Pain is a thing of the mind.  The mind can be controlled.

 

He did have a moment of concern, when they were waxing his belly and hips.  They pulled down the ‘strings’ and lowered the spare bit of cloth to get a ‘low, clean neat line’.  The scissor trim was also unexpected but given what he’d arranged for Stephen, he didn’t feel he could object to it.  Chloe had decided that they needed the G-string all the way off to do the trim, “wouldn’t want any accidents.”

 

The anterior being finished, somewhat to the regret of Lisa and Chloe, they instructed Lee to rollover.  Lee had breathed a sigh of relief when the last strip was done on the front; he’d temporarily forgotten he’d have to go through it all again ‘posteriorily’.

 

It was about that time that there was quite a commotion across the hall.

 

*****

 

Susan and Gina had almost finished with the waxing of Stephen’s anterior surfaces, only one area remained before having him roll over.

 

Stephen figured he’d been very ‘manly’ through it all so far.  It hurt like blazes but he wasn’t going to whimper in front of his two ‘lovelies’.  The armpits had been his hardest test of control so far.  OK so the worst should be over now, how bad can the back be.

 

Gina smoothed some more of the soothing lotion over the skin that had already been waxed.

 

“Ok Stephen, just one more area to do and then we’ll have you roll over.  We’ll be real quick.”

 

One more area?  What area?

 

Susan and Gina knew that the best way to do a guys sack was real quick, so he didn’t have a lot of time to focus on what was about to happen.  They had everything ready and in just a few seconds had the first application of wax on.

 

Stephen caught on a second too late.  Why are they handling my .....

 

They pulled off the strip.

 

“Holy _(^$)#*$+)#$*  What the hell?”

 

“Just a couple more and then it’s done Stephen.”  As Susan stretched and steadied the skin Gina ripped off the next strip.

 

A string of cuss words in Spanish erupted from Stephen at significant volume.

 

“I don’t think I’m familiar with those words.”  Susan looked at Gina.  “Nope, I don’t think I’ve ever heard them before either.”

 

*****

 

Lee was thinking that he might owe Stephen an apology.  At the time he’d arranged his little surprise he didn’t realize how painful body waxing was.  He didn’t want to imagine what getting a certain anatomical feature waxed would feel like.  He thought it would just be embarrassing more than anything else.  Yeah, steak and lobster on me for sure.  Sorry Stephen.

 

The applying of the soothing body lotion was pleasant and relaxing, not much point in being ‘shy’ now, the ladies had seen everything.  

 

Chloe and Lisa took their time applying the lotion, enjoying running their hands over his smooth body.  Applying more lotion than was really necessary.

 

He was shown a ‘kit’ he’d be given when he left, it contained creams and lotions to apply to his skin to sooth it, make it ‘baby soft’ and impede hair re-growth.  He was all for the last part, he never wanted to do this again.  He did have to admit, if only to himself, that there was a new, heightened sensitivity to his body.  The silk satin robe he was now wearing over his naked flesh felt incredible on his exquisitely sensitive skin.  Every time he moved it felt like water flowing gently over his body, soft and sensual. 

 

Lisa and Chloe were now finishing his manicure and pedicure, Lee was semi sitting, the bed being adjustable to whatever position was required.  He was completely relaxed, eyes closed.  Lisa and Chloe looked at each other, then at Lee.  There was one more ‘service’ they’d like to offer, not in the package, one of their own choice and on the house.

 

Lisa gently turned Lee’s manicured left hand over and brought it, palm up to her mouth.  She softly kissed it then ran the tip of her tongue along it to his wrist.  At the same time Chloe ran her tongue along the sole of Lee’s right foot.

 

For a second, in his light doze, Lee thought he was starting an erotic dream but as the sensations continued, one up along the inside of his arm and the other along his inner thigh he realized that it was really happening.  He knew there was a fine line between pain and pleasure, right now the fire in his body that had flickered on and off throughout the waxing session caught and flamed higher. 

 

Lisa and Chloe could tell that Lee wasn’t dozing any more, they were encouraged by the fact that he hadn’t opened his eyes but his breathing had quickened and his body had tensed slightly.  If they needed any further evidence that he wasn’t objecting, a quick look between his legs, where a silk tent had appeared, provided it.

 

Lisa released the waist tie and pushed aside the silk covering Lee’s chest, she ran her fingertips over every inch of his sensitive skin.  She smiled when his abdomen quivered at her touch and then leaned down and licked him there and proceeded to gently kiss her way up to his nipples.  She suckled each strongly while continuing to run her left hand teasingly over his abdomen.

 

Chloe had paused for a moment to watch Lisa and now, spreading Lee’s legs wider apart, began to stroke his inner thighs under the silk.  She then glided the silk covering Lee’s erection back and forth over his engorged cock, knowing the intense pleasure the slithering silk would give him.

 

Lee moaned and shuddered with the intenseness of his body’s reactions.  Oh god I shouldn’t be letting this happen!  Open your eyes and get the hell up Crane, no not that up, it’s already up!  Oh ....that feels soooo good.....

 

Lee fought to open his eyes, he just wanted to lay there and let it happen but the rational part of him that was barely holding on said he shouldn’t.

 

Lisa saw Lee’s eyes open, she smiled down at him and being sure he had a good view of her, released her gown from the shoulders, the silk fell away revealing her breasts to him.

 

Oh god, should have kept my eyes closed.  Such beautiful titties.

 

Lee managed to wrench his eyes away from where he really wanted them to be, and looked up at Lisa.  Her eyes where deep hot pools of passion and desire.

 

Hell this isn’t part of the job, she wants this every bit as much as I do.  I can’t see Chloe but, given what she’s doing down there...shit, ‘rational’ is highly overrated...

 

Lisa saw a brief moment of doubt in Lee’s eyes and then consuming, burning desire.  She brushed her lips to his and felt him slightly lift his head to accept and demand more.  His left hand came up and curved behind her head, holding her in place while he deepened the kiss.  His right hand moved to caress her breast and tease her nipple.  When the kiss ended she moved so that he could reach both her breasts and after fondling them he started to suckle first one then the other.  It was at the same time that Chloe, in one long lick traveled up Lee’s hot cock to do her own kissing, licking and suckling.

 

*****

 

Stephen was in the lounge area, he looked at his watch, wonder what’s taking Lee so long?  I thought he’d be finished before me.

 

*****

 

The Admiral and Chip had returned to Santa Barbara the day after Nelson’s meeting with Admiral Jones.  Nelson had informed Chip that evening that there was no point in their staying on there.  He had used the contact number Lee’s friend, and fellow ONI agent, Gerry had given him after an almost disastrous incident that Lee and several other ONI agents had been involved in.  Unfortunately Gerry hadn’t been able to tell Nelson much more than he already knew. 

 

“He’s on assignment Sir, I think it’s local, that is in the US of A somewhere, not overseas.... I don’t know the particulars so can’t gage the ‘danger’ level.....I don’t believe it’s the mission itself that has Lee upset, but the cover he’s been assigned.....No Sir, I won’t reveal what the cover is, if Lee wants anyone to know he’ll have to be the one to disclose it.  If it helps ease your mind Admiral, Lee isn’t alone.  Another agent was assigned with him.  Have to go now Sir.”

 

Now it was a waiting game, one that Nelson and Chip were very familiar with. 

 

Seaview was in port and most of the crew given shore leave.  It would be awhile before they sailed again.

 

Nelson had mission proposals from the Washington meeting to analyse and decisions to make as to which ones NIMR would take on and according to the mission selected possible refits to Seaview.  Normally Lee would be assisting the Admiral with the reviews and decisions, in his absence Chip was making a valiant effort to fill his shoes.  It was painstaking work and oft times quite boring for Chip.  Therefore, when a request came to NIMR from Mandalay Bay for a consult by the Admiral on troubles they were having with their Shark Reef Aquarium, the Admiral decided to take in on and have Chip accompany him.  They could both use the break.

 

*****

 

Chip was fidgeting outside the Admiral’s office; he was hoping that he wasn’t in for another all-nighter session reviewing proposals.  True to form, the Admiral had buried himself in work, trying to forget about his worry over Lee.

 

Angie finally motioned Chip to go in.

 

He knocked on the door and entered.

 

“Chip, good, glad you’re here, Mandalay Bay is having difficulties with their Shark Reef Aquarium and has asked for a consult from NIMR.  I thought this was a good time for a break from our mission reviews and I’d like you to accompany me.”

 

“Aye aye Sir!”

 

Nelson was amused and gratified at Chip’s enthusiastic response.  He had no illusions that Chip was actually looking forward to examining filtration and pumping systems.  He’d certainly be doing that, but Nelson would make sure that there was also lots of free time for Chip to enjoy the other aspects of the locale.  Perhaps he’d even join Chip for a night or two on the town.  If only Lee could be there with them...

 

*****

 

When Lee finally came out to the lounge area Stephen noticed that he appeared very relaxed.

 

“It took you long enough.  Did you give them a hard time or something?”

 

Lee turned bright red, “Let’s just leave shall we.”

 

I’ve got to find out the story behind that ‘colourful’ response.

 

As they approached the door Lisa and Chloe appeared at the desk and called out to Lee, “Please visit us again soon Lee, we’d love for you to come again.”

 

If Stephen thought Lee had burned red before it was nothing to the intensity of the blush Lee had now.

 

“Thank you ladies; it was an experience far surpassing any expectations on my part.”

 

Stephen could hear delighted laughter as the door closed behind them.

 

“You going to leave this to my imagination or tell me what that was all about?”

 

“Stephen my friend, you wouldn’t even come close.”

 

Wanna bet, I only know one thing that would make you blush like that, you lucky SOB!

 

*****

 

They were late getting back to the studio, Yvonne didn’t seem to mind, she was rooting through a couple of suitcases.

 

“There you two are, about time.”

 

“Don’t blame me,” Stephen told her, “Lee was late getting out.”

 

Yvonne frowned, she had figured Lee might be a bit reticent over the whole procedure but thought that he’d come to accept his cover and all that went with it.

 

“Trouble Lee?” she asked.

 

“No, none at all.  Everything came off just fine.”

 

Stephen smirked, “Ya, I just bet it did.”

 

Looking at the two of them Yvonne wondered what subtext she was missing.  Lee was somewhat flushed and Stephen looked like the cat that swallowed the canary.

 

Stephen frowned and looked at her.  “Yvonne, I really think that the sack wax was a little extreme, that can’t really have been necessary.”

 

“What sack wax Stephen?  That wasn’t part of the package.”  Yvonne looked puzzled, she noticed that Lee had dropped his head as if examining the floor and had turned so that his back was to Stephen.

 

“Lee, did they do you as well?”  Yvonne asked him.

 

Lee thought frantically for a moment.  Actually, he could truthfully say yes to that question.  Yvonne hadn’t specifically asked if he got the same wax job that Stephen did.

 

Man up Crane.

 

He turned around to face in Stephen’s direction, “Ah no, just a trim.”

 

“Then why the hell did they.....”  Stephen looked at Lee, who couldn’t quite meet his eyes.  He recalled Lee talking to the woman at the desk and giving her his credit card...

 

Lee you dirty....I will pay this back.

 

It didn’t take Yvonne any time at all to figure out what had to have happened.  She waited a couple of minutes but neither man said anything more.  Lee did finally look Stephen in the eyes and she suspected that there had been a message for Lee in those eyes.

 

“Ok Gents, let’s put those new baby smooth bodies to work.  I’ve got some stripper wear here for you, easy to learn to use since its basic feature is that it’s easy to rip off.”

 

Yvonne threw Lee and Stephen wife-beater shirts and denim break-away pants.

 

“OK, I see how the pants work, Velcro tabs, but what about the shirts?”  Lee asked her.

 

“Just rip ‘em in two or tear them off any way you like.  They are cheap and the ladies love catching them when you throw them to the audience.  Those are the ‘basics’ of a guys wardrobe, T-bar4, pants and wife-beaters.  In addition to that stuff, for you Lee I have a made to measure tux, also fully breakaway, naturally.”

 

“Naturally,” Lee responded with a grin.

 

“Stephen I’ve gone with a more ‘earthy’ look for you.”  She tossed a set of breakaway camos to him.

 

“Huh, just like old times,” he joked.

 

“The next couple of days we’ll polish off your individual routines.  The review will provide whatever outfits you need for the group numbers.”

 

“What are the revues routines?”  Lee asked. 

 

“Pretty much what you’d expect.”  She was sure Lee was about to say something and second guessed him, “Ya ya I know, you don’t know what to expect.”

 

“Other than ripping the stuff off and giving things a good shake and shimmy, nope.”  Lee commented.

 

Yvonne had to smile, my but he’s come a long way from that broody, pouty fellow of two weeks ago.

 

“Ever see the movie 300?  Think oiled Spartan warriors.  It’s not a long routine but you’ll need to get used to manipulating a shield, sword and spear.”

 

Yvonne was again perplexed when Lee and Stephen grinned.

 

Ok, I’m missing something again.

 

What she was missing was the fact that Lee and Stephen already knew quite well how to ‘manipulate’ the items she’d listed.  It often surprised Lee just how handy his knight skills came in.

 

“There’s also a quasi western routine, you guys know the song ‘Save a horse, Ride a cowboy’?”

 

“Sure, Big and Rich song.”  Stephen was a big fan.  Lee liked them as well but right now was more into Josh Turner, Alan Jackson, Bon Jovi, and Lady Gaga.  He’d been caught one time in his cabin by Chip singing ‘One Woman Man’ to Seaview while putting on his tie.  Unbeknownst, he hoped, to the Admiral and Chip, it wasn’t unusual for him to take off to a secluded beach with his guitar and have a private jam session, frequently of Jimmy Buffet songs.  ‘Boats to Build’ started going through his mind, he hadn’t realized he’d started humming it until he heard Stephen say, “Earth to Lee.”

 

“Ah sorry, mind wandered there for a bit.”

 

“Apparently you can hum in tune.  I’ve heard you’re a decent singer Lee, we can use that if it’s true.”  Yvonne walked over to her office and soon came out with a Washburn D10S Dreadnought steel-string acoustic guitar. 

 

Lee approved of her choice, he was still making payments on his Martin D-28 Dreadnaught, the top of the line model as far as he was concerned.  He also had a Fender American Stratocaster but that was for when he was rockin’ out with the guys.

 

Yvonne handed him the guitar and a pitch pipe.  Lee tested the tuning from the bottom on up.  E, A, D, G, B and E.  Lee adjusted the strings as necessary and then softly strummed a couple of cords.

 

“Anything in particular you want to hear?” he asked Yvonne.

 

“Surprise me.”

 

Stephen sat down on the floor, he played with Lee and the other guys all the time so knew what to expect.  Although they mostly played rock, Lee talked them into country from time to time.  He thought back to one of the rare assignments where he, Gerry, Mike, Daniel and Lee were working together.  They had used their ‘pickin’ and ‘singin’ abilities for their cover as a country band.  It had been a lot of fun and a bit on the crazy side when Lee had ended up bull-riding.  But that was then, this was now, he shifted his focus back to Lee.  He recognized the intro bars to ‘Your Man’ and then Lee began to sing.

 

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low
Put some music on that's soft and slow
Baby we ain't got no place to go
I hope you understand

I’ve been thinking 'bout this all day long
Never felt a feeling quite this strong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to be your man

 

This wasn’t the type of song Yvonne had in mind but there was nothing on earth that would make her stop Lee right now.  Lord who would have believed he had that singing voice!  Drop dead gorgeous and he sings....heaven help us all!

 

Lee finished the song and Stephen chuckled as he watched Yvonne sitting in stunned silence.

 

Yvonne gathered her wits about her, “That was lovely Lee, I never thought you’d have such a deep voice.  Beautiful song but not something for the Vegas revue.”

 

Stephen piped up at this point, “Yvonne don’t let the baritone fool you, Lee’s vocal range is scary amazing, he can sing tenor as well.”

 

A song occurred to Yvonne, with the right choreography it would be a show stopper.

 

“Lee, I don’t suppose you know ‘Sway’, the Michael Bublé version?”

 

Lee just smiled at her.  He walked over and handed Stephen the guitar, “If you’d do the honours Stephen.”  Stephen happily took the guitar and started to play the intro to ‘Sway’.

 

Lee pulled off his t-shirt, he had a pretty good idea of what Yvonne had in mind for the song.  Didn’t take you long to get corrupted did it Crane, he thought to himself with humour.

 

Lee began the song:

 

When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

 

While singing he serpentined over to where Yvonne was sitting and reached down to draw her up.  He stayed well within her personal space and undulated his body to the words, Stay with me, sway with me.  Lee had a natural grace and rhythm and once he’d gotten over his reticence about the lack of clothing everything combined to make him a very deadly male.  Yvonne watched mesmerized like a mouse facing a King Cobra as Lee moved his body around her.  Mmmm some nice Cuban hip movement, beautiful flowing vertical ribcage circle with torso undulation allowing the motion to flow from his upper torso all the way to the ground and back again.  Hip twists and thrusts, vertical and horizontal hip figure 8s, yep, Lee’s definitely mastered the basics, with considerable style.

 

As Lee started the next verse he drew Yvonne into closed dance position and he guided her body to move with his, swaying ......

 

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak

 

Stephen was grinning as he played the guitar.  Hmmm, now that is what I call closed position, you couldn’t get a feather between them. 

 

When Lee sang ‘When we sway I go weak’ he quickly spun Yvonne down backwards and supported her as he straddled her in an extremely suggestive position while rocking his hips back and forth.  The inference could not be mistaken. 


I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

Then he brought her up back up and into closed position drawing her left leg up to wrap around and rest on his right hip as he finished the song.


Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak

 

He didn’t release her but held her in place, their lips almost touching, he had thrust his hips forward and Yvonne could feel the heat and pressure between her legs.  Oh lord, if he wanted to do it right here and now, I wouldn’t have the slightest objection!  Yvonne swallowed spasmodically trying to gain some control over her racing heart.

 

“Yo guys, I’ve stopped playing, the song is over.  Did you want me to leave now or something?”

 

Thankfully Stephen’s comment brought Yvonne back to reality and she pushed away from Lee, not forcefully but enough that he let her go. 

 

Yvonne turned and with her back to Lee took a couple of deep breaths and gave herself a little shake.  Lee couldn’t help but smirk a bit and be a bit disappointed.  Pity we don`t have the place to ourselves. 

 

Lee was attracted to another woman; one that he believed was beyond his reach and always would be.  However, being a healthy male and given his present environment, it was inevitable that he would have normal, healthy reactions to the situation.  Damn good thing neither Caitlin nor the Admiral are ever going to know about this.  What would Caitlin think of me parading around essentially naked, or the Admiral of his Seaview Captain, supposed ‘officer and a gentleman’.  Lee gave his head a shake.

 

*****

 

The last couple of days passed quickly, more trampoline and weight work for both he and Stephen.  Lee also worked on his ‘tux’ routine and  Stephen his Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch ‘Good Vibrations’.  Lee had to admit, Stephen certainly could ‘vibrate’.

 

Yvonne was very impressed with what had been accomplished in only a couple of weeks.  She worried a bit about Lee, he had all the moves down and knew his routine, but there were still moments when she could tell he wasn’t comfortable about what he was doing.  He needed to look perfectly at ease with it.  Performing in front of an audience, no matter why, could be extremely nerve wracking and more than one performer had found they weren’t able to do it.  Well there was one way to get a pretty good idea if Lee was going to be able to handle it.

 

*****

 

On the last day before they were to fly out to Vegas, Lee and Stephen were told to report to ONI headquarters at 0700, this would be their final briefing.  The fine details of a mission were always the last thing conveyed to an agent.

 

Admiral Jones’ assistant waved them in, the Admiral’s office door was already open.

 

Lee and Stephen entered and stood at attention in front of the Admiral’s desk.

 

Jones was looking over some paperwork and continued to do so for a couple of minutes.  He felt it was good for junior officers to stand at attention for a while, it reminded them of just who was in charge, and Crane needed reminding, a lot, in Jones’ opinion.  Granted the progress reports had been surprisingly good, he had thought that this might just be the assignment where Crane would finally step over the line and give him a reason to discipline him, right back into the Navy, preferably assigned to ONI!  No such luck it seemed.

 

“At ease gentlemen, have a seat.”  Jones nodded to the two chairs in front of his desk.  He handed the two officers identical brown envelopes.  “Look the material over, it’s short.”

 

Lee and Stephen each withdrew a single sheet of paper from their envelopes and read.

 

After a couple of minutes they each looked up.

 

“Any questions?”  Jones asked.  I’d put money on Crane having a couple.

 

“Yes Sir, it says that the agent asked for me specifically and also specified the manner of the drop.  Why?”

 

Jones had wondered the exact same things, and he had no clue.

 

“Not for you to wonder why Crane.  This is a joint effort and if the Director of National Intelligence (DNI) tells us that, an agent from the National Security Agency (NSA) wants to drop some intel to us, then we are going to make it happen, in whatever manner.  Isn’t that right Commander Crane!”

 

“Yes Sir,” he doesn’t know any more than I do about ‘why’.

 

Stephen kept quiet, he was not getting in between these two, but he had the same questions.

 

Jones gave the perfunctory “Good luck agents.  Dismissed.”

 

They were due at the dance studio at  0900, the meeting with Jones had taken less than an hour so they had time to kill.  They decided to grab a coffee at one of the bistros.  Stephen was hungry so he ordered waffles and sausage.

 

“I seem to recall you having eggs and bacon at the hotel,” Lee commented.

 

“Ya, but that was a couple of hours ago.”

 

“More like 1 ½, you remind me of Chip, you’re both bottomless pits.”

 

“Some people need more than caffeine to get through the day.  We’re called ‘normal’.”

 

Lee just snorted into his second cup of coffee.  He did eat, at some point in the day, usually.  On Seaview he didn’t have much choice, either Chip or the Admiral would practically force feed him.  When he was young it used to worry his mother that he didn’t have much interest in food but the family physician had told her not to worry, her boy just had a very efficient metabolism that made the most of what he did eat.  He wasn’t a junk food eater then or now, when he did eat it was always highly nutritious.  He didn’t carry an ounce of fat, he was packed muscle, broad across the chest and shoulders, narrowing down to a trim waist and muscular legs.

 

Stephen finally finished his waffles and as he sipped his coffee asked Lee, “so any thoughts on who the agent is that requested your participation in the drop, or why?”

 

“Nary a one, I only know what you know.  The agent has vital intel to deliver to ONI, requested me as the pickup agent, cover to be male revue in Vegas.  I’m to choose the agent who’ll be at table 5 seat 2 to be my ‘partner’ in my solo, last show Thursday night.  The agent will slip the intel to me on stage.  Damn if I know how or where I’m supposed to conceal it.”

 

“You’d better hope it’s before you rip off the tux,” Stephen smirked.

 

“Can’t see how that would work since I have to throw the pieces offstage.  No way I’m doing that with the intel.”

 

“Well then buddy there’s only one place left to put it....”

 

Lee just scowled.

 

Stephen wasn’t going to tell Lee but he couldn’t recall when he’d enjoyed an assignment more, well not counting the Spa experience, he still owed Lee for that.

 

They arrived at the dance studio and went in.

 

“Seems kind of noisy in here,” commented Lee.  “We are supposed to report here for one last session right?”

 

“Yep, that’s my understanding.”  Stephen replied.

 

Just then Yvonne came through the dance room doors and in her wake the ‘noise’ increased until the door shut.

 

“Oh good there you are, hurry up and get changed into your solo outfits.”

 

Lee and Stephen weren’t slow to figure things out.  “We’ve got company,” they said in stereo.

 

“Yes.  Some of my friends wanted to know what I’ve been doing so I invited them to have a look.  Don’t worry, they all have the necessary security clearance.”

 

Lee stood very still, “Let me get this straight, you want us to go in there and dance naked in front of a bunch of female Seals.”

 

“Of course not Lee, some of them are from other forces, and they aren’t all female.”

 

Yvonne held her breath and waited for the explosion that she could see in Lee’s eyes.  Stephen appeared to be taking it just fine.

 

Lee’s mind was racing but not in the direction Yvonne thought.  Damn this is my fault.  She isn’t sure I can do it so I’m getting a ‘trial by fire’.

 

Yvonne watched Lee’s eyes cool down.  He looked over and Stephen and shrugged his shoulders, “you first buddy.”

 

Stephen just shrugged back and grinned.

 

They went into the change room to get ready.  Stephen high-fived Lee as he left for his performance.

 

Lee heard the room erupt with hoots and hollers as Stephen’s music started and he made his entrance.  Things didn’t get any quieter from there.  Lee could tell every time Stephen ‘vibrated’, the place went nuts.

 

In all too short a time the music stopped, but the applause and whistles went on for awhile.  Lee grinned, Stephen would be lapping that up like a cat does cream.

 

Yvonne stuck her head into the change room.  “You ready to go Lee?”

 

“As I’ll ever be I guess.”  Lee gave a final tug here and there to his tux, not that it would be on him all that long.

 

Yvonne went in to ‘set the mood’.

 

Yvonne wondered where Stephen had skittered off to, she’d thought he’d stay to watch Lee but he was gone.  As she started speaking she found out.  Stephen came in holding a sheet up so no one could see Lee behind it.

 

Very inventive boys.

 

“OK ladies and gentlemen, I want you to imagine that you are sitting in the club, the lights are all off, it’s pitch dark, then the spotlight hits centre stage.”

 

As she said the last two words Stephen gathered the sheet up with a flourish, revealing Lee in his tux with his back to the ‘audience’.  A number of ‘OOOOOs’ could be heard, as Lee snapped his head sideways and then spun to face them.

 

Yvonne had recorded Stephen’s guitar accompaniment to Lee’s song Sway and she hit the switch.

 

Lee began to sing and utter silence fell.  After the first verse Yvonne could hear, and she was sure Lee could too, a great many of the women proclaim, “Oh god I’m in love!”

 

At the end of the second verse Lees jacket, which he had been sliding off as he swayed and moved back and forth, finished coming off and was flung behind him.  That’s when the whistling and other ‘encouragement’ began.  Piece by piece and gyration by gyration he gave them what they wanted, and enjoyed doing it! 

 

He selected one of them to come join him and as he began singing verse four, facing his partner he ripped his pants off and wrapped his left arm around her drawing her close.  He swayed and moved seductively against her and she responded in kind.  At one point he did have to capture her right hand as it was straying where he wasn’t prepared to have it go.  Instead he placed it firmly on his left ‘cheek’.  She got the message and was content to give him a stroke and squeeze there.

 

From the audience reaction, Yvonne wasn’t sure that Lee wouldn’t end up being mobbed at the end of his routine. 


As it turned out Stephen saved the day by coming in, fully clothed, with the sheet.  In the routine, the lights would have been killed at the end, once again leaving the stage and audience in darkness.  In simulation Stephen held the sheet up in front of Lee and his ‘partner’, and then turned his head towards the audience and waggled his eyebrows.  When this routine was done for real the audience would be left for a minute in the dark to let their imaginations run wild as to what was happening up on the dark stage.  When the lights came back on Lee would escort his ‘partner’ back to her seat, while looking extremely pleased with himself.

 

Unexpectedly, from behind the sheet, everyone heard Lee give a sexy growl and his ‘partner’ a nervous giggle.

 

Stephen cracked up and dropped the sheet.  The place exploded in applause and whistles as Lee took his ‘partner’ back to the bleachers.

 

As Lee headed back to the change room he turned his head back and gave a wink and one of his own ‘vibrations’ as he went through the door.

 

Yvonne couldn’t get everyone calmed down, they kept stomping and hollering for more.

 

To her astonishment Lee, still in his T-bar and Stephen, once again is his and nothing else, bounced back into the room.

 

Stephen went to the stereo and pushed a couple of buttons, Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’ began to play.

 

Lee and Stephen pranced past each other and high fived.  Then they gyrated up to the women and started picking partners.  After a couple of bars they’d get another partner, the plan obviously to hip thrust, wiggle and swivel their way through everyone there.  What ended up happening was that everyone bailed off the bleachers and started dancing, Lee and Stephen moved through the bodies and spent a couple of minutes dancing with each person.  Lady Gaga songs continued to throb through the room.

 

Don’t know what the Hell I was worried about.  Yvonne smiled widely as she joined the dancers.

 

*****

 

Chip was rather disappointed that the plane trip to Vegas has just about over, they were on final approach.  It wasn’t often that he got to fly first-class, one of the perks of travelling with Admiral Nelson.

 

He had read over the report that had arrived from Mandalay Bay.  They hadn’t actually lost any of the exhibits yet but they couldn’t seem to get the water quality stabilized. 

 

The Shark Reef had opened June 2000 it was billed as a total sensory experience and featured dangerous and unusual aquatic species from tropical waters around the world.  There were fourteen exhibits, including the recreation of an ancient temple being reclaimed by the sea.  Sort of the opposite of what we are usually trying to do, Chip thought.

 

The largest exhibit was a 1.3 million gallon shipwreck with an acrylic tunnel so visitors had an almost 360 degree view.  There were about 2,000 animals on exhibit, over 100 species and approximate 15 species of sharks.  All this over 270 miles from the nearest ocean.

 

As amazing as it all was, it wasn’t much good if the water was to murky for anyone to see anything.  No amount of filter cleaning and changing had helped, finally in desperation they had contacted NIMR.  The freshwater exhibits were doing fine, it was the saltwater ones that they were having the trouble with.  Being so far from the ocean they couldn’t pump sea water in so they treated city water.  They remove the minerals and chlorine and added a salt product called Instant Ocean, just like home aquarist’s use, except Mandalay Bay bought it by one ton bags, and uses about 200 tons a year.

 

Chip had a vague understanding of the ongoing filtration network, it was done in three stages:

 

·        mechanical filtration with sand filters

·        biological filtration with Trickle Filters

·        chemical filtration with Ozone

 

An automated computer system monitored all the pumps, filters, water and pH levels.  That was where he came in.  He would check out the computer system and see if there were any glitches happening there, while Nelson took care of the biological aspects.

 

The plane landing went smoothly and they managed to get their bags without too much difficulty.  They were expecting to hop on a shuttle to get to the hotel and were pleasantly surprised when they saw a driver holding up a sign with the Admiral's name.

Mandalay Bay had sent a limo for them.  Oh ya, the joys of traveling with the Admiral.

It was a quick drive from McCarran airport down the strip to the hotel.  The streets were full of people and Chip knew that when night fell it would be even busier. 

The limo pulled into the receiving area and there was a bellman waiting to take their bags to their rooms.  They were advised that all they needed to do was sign in.  Chip had been expecting to share a room with the Admiral, he knew that when Lee traveled with Nelson they usually stayed in a suite with two bedrooms.  He wasn't sure if he was pleased or a bit disappointed to find out he had his own room.  Guess he doesn't want to room with me.

He heard Nelson's signature 'hrrumph' as Nelson took the room cards.  "I thought we'd have a suite together," he told Chip, "guess the hotel decided we'd prefer separate rooms.  I see they are beside each other so probably doesn't make any difference which one you take."  He threw Chip one of the cards.  Chip was now happy to have his own room, since it was the hotel's doing and not the Admiral's.

They went up to the 33rd floor, Chip opened his door and froze, this had to be a mistake!  There were floor to ceiling windows, giving him a 180 degree view of the Strip and Mountains.  The room was huge, larger than some small houses, he figured at least 1700 sq feet.  He stepped inside and looked around, he had a 50 inch LCD HiDef TV with separate speakers in the main room and there were two more TVs, 42 inches LCD HiDef  strategically placed.  Fridge, minibar, dining area separate from the expansive living room.  He noted computer hookups and an I pod dock.  Wow, there's even a 15 inch mirror LCD TV in the bathroom!  A steam shower and a dual, oh WOW!  Lee's sure going to be sorry he missed this.

He heard a noise behind him, Nelson was leaning on the door frame grinning.  “Think you can make do with the room?”

“It's got to be a mistake Sir.  You could fit the entire crew in here.”

"No mistake Chip, all yours while we're here.  I've got one just like it next door.  Guess we'd better really deliver for the aquarium."

  Yes Sir, seems the least we can do.”

  Speaking of which, there was a message for me in my room.  After we're had a bit of a rest and changed into casual wear, the Aquarium director would be pleased to meet us in my room and take us for dinner around 1900.”

“Ah... rest Sir, I don't really feel tired.”

“Nor I, let's change and have a stroll around, the valets will unpack for us.”

Valets....I have a valet, sweet!

Chip took a quick shower, looking forward to later when he'd try the steam shower.  He changed into dark blue pants, pale blue chambray shirt, open at the neck and a navy blazer.  He was just about to leave his room when he heard a knock, he opened the door to find Nelson also ready to go, dressed in charcoal pants, a moss green shirt and charcoal blazer.

As they started down the hallway they were met by a server coming in the other direction with a tray loaded with two drinks. 

“Admiral Nelson and Lt Commander Morton, I believe.  Frozen passion berry and Russian Vodka, compliments of the Hotel.”  He handed each of them a drink.

They murmured their thanks and took the drinks.

“Whoa, heavy on the Vodka and light on the berry!  Perfect.”  Chip commented after taking a big sip.  “Are you sure they are expecting us to work while we're here Admiral?”

 

“It’s a different world here Chip, enjoy it while you can.”  Nelson smiled and took a big sip of his own drink.  Normally a straight up scotch man he did find the drink refreshing.

 

They spent the next couple of hours wandering through Mandalay Bay getting their bearings.  It was a big place with lots of action.  It seemed that their drinks no sooner approached empty and another one would appear.  Nelson wondered at first if they were receiving special attention but he noticed that other guests with drinks were never left empty.  Their second one was also frozen and this time tasted of Mango and Rum.  Nelson was curious about the drinks so asked the server the name of the newest one.

 

“It’s called Vegas Crush, sir.  It’s Coral Crush and Tropical Rum.”

 

“I see, and the name of the one with Passion Berry and Vodka?”

 

“That would be Call Girlz.  The drinks are a specialty of our Evening Call bar sir.”

 

Chip had been listening but didn’t really care what they were called, as long as they kept coming.  He wondered how many different frozen drinks the bar made and if there would be time to work through all of them before dinner.

 

They wandered through the Casino and Nelson noticed that Chip’s gaze lingered a bit on one of the poker tables.  Chip and Lee played with some of the other officers on board from time to time.  The Admiral had invited Lee to join him, Admiral Starke and another of his Admiral friends to play poker at his place upon occasion, but Lee was always extremely busy.  Nelson gave a snort thinking about it.  Chip looked over, “Sir?”

 

“Oh nothing Chip, just thinking about poker and reluctant players.”

 

Chip was on his third drink, Nelson had waved his off. 

 

“Why don’t we sit down and play a couple of hands.”

 

“YES SIR!” was Chip’s enthusiastic reply.

 

“There’s a condition Chip.”

 

Chip looked at the Admiral, a puzzled expression on his face.

 

“While we are here and out of uniform, I want you to call me Harry.  Not Sir or Admiral.  We may be working on the Aquarium’s problem but I also want this to be a sort of vacation.  I don’t want to be ‘Sir-ed and Admiral-ed’ while we are here.”

 

“Admiral I don’t think I can do that.”  Chip sputtered.  Hell Lee would skin me alive if I used the Admiral’s first name.  Lee never uses it and he’s a hell of a lot closer to Nelson than I am.

 

Harry watched the panic cross Chip’s face and he had a hard time not laughing.  It was identical to the expression Lee had had when Harry had suggested that Lee call him by his first name in private.  He could make it an order.  He didn’t want to, for the same reason he hadn’t made it an order to Lee, he wanted it to be voluntary.  So far Lee hadn’t managed the transition, but he was pretty sure he could get Chip to, at least while in Vegas.  He tried a little ‘blackmail’ to encourage Chip along.

 

“If it makes you that uncomfortable Mr. Morton, we can go back to our rooms, change into our uniforms and keep this strictly professional.  Of course that means no gambling, no more drinking and as a junior officer to myself we should probably get your room downgraded.”

 

Chip took a couple of long draws on his drink, finishing it off, before replying.  He wasn’t sure what would piss Lee off more, him calling Nelson by his first name, or messing up the Admiral’s plans for some relaxation time in Vegas.  The Admiral seemed to sincerely want him to call him Harry.  Oh bloody hell.

 

“That won’t be necessary S.., uh Harry.”  Boy that felt weird.

 

“Fine, fine Chip.  At least one of my boys can be reasonable.” 

 

‘One of my boys’, when did that happen?  Chip felt a warmth that had nothing to do with his three drinks. 

 

While talking to Chip, Harry had waved off the server who had been approaching them with more frozen concoctions but now signalled one of them over.  “We’d like a couple of scotches.”

 

“Yes sir, be right back.”

 

They sat down at one of the poker tables and enjoyed their scotch and cards until it was time to meet with the Aquarium Director.

 

*****

 

Lee and Stephen’s flight arrived on time in Vegas.  Lee gratefully stretched while standing in the aisle waiting to get off.  It was always a challenge to cram himself into coach class.  These days when he flew it was usually piloting FS1 or going somewhere with the Admiral, which meant blessed 1st class leg room.  You’ve been spoiled Crane.

 

He and Stephen wended their way to the baggage pickup and grabbed their packs, then tried to figure out the bus system to get to the Excalibur.

 

“I guess we could take a cab, I don’t see a shuttle or a bus around.”  Stephen muttered.

 

Lee responded, “We could walk, it’s not all that far, be good to loosen things up a bit.  We’d need to walk around the perimeter of the airport to get up to E Tropicana Ave, then hang a left on S Las Vegas Blvd and right on E Reno Ave. ”

 

“You’ve been practising your map reading again huh.  So how far is that?”

 

“3.4 miles or so.  Shorter if we try cutting across the airstrip, but that would probably get us arrested or something.”

 

“How much shorter?”

 

“Knocks off about half the distance.  Not a great start though if someone from Excalibur has to bail us out of jail.”

 

“True.  Ok, 3.4 it is.  My legs could use the exercise; I know you want to limber yours up after being  scrunched up for 8 hours.”

 

They each had a large cross-country backpack.  It was truly amazing how much could be packed in one of those, if you knew how, and both Lee and Stephen were long time pros at it.

 

They had just starting their trek when they heard someone yell, “Yo Glen, Barker!”

 

They turned to see a well built man loping up to them.  “Thought it must be you, your bio pics don’t do you justice guys.  I’m Rob from the troupe, got elected to pick you up, sorry I was a bit late.  Jeep’s over yonder, let’s get your stuff in the back and get outta here.”

 

Rob exchanged high fives with them, seemed to be the troupe greeting rather than a handshake.

 

“Either of you been to Vegas before?”  Rob asked them as he drove along E Tropicana.

 

Lee answered first, “Nope, been over in Europe mostly.  Met Stephen over there and we more or less did the same circuit.  Don’t remember if you said you’d ever been here before Steven.”

 

“Long long time ago, before heading overseas.  Looks like it’s changed a lot.”

 

“I can guarantee you won’t be bored, not a lot of spare time between one thing and another but there is some time to enjoy what’s here.  Either of you guys want a girl or two for tonight?”  Rob asked.

 

Lee was a little surprised at the question, then spotted a large truck rolling by on the other side of the road, emblazoned on it was HOT CHICKS INSIDE READY FOR YOU - CALL 123-4567.  Ya, not in Kansas anymore5.

 

Lee and Stephen assured Rob they didn’t require any company just yet.

 

“OK, if you decide otherwise ask one of the guys for a number, don’t trust what’s on the cards you’ll get handed on the street.  What you see is not what you get.”

 

They pulled into the back of the Excalibur and piled out.  Grabbing their bags they followed Rob inside and into an elevator.  They arrived on the Castle Walk floor and Rob led them into the Showroom through the back.

 

As they walked in a cheer went up from the other troupe members.  “HUZZAH!”

 

Lee and Stephen looked at each other a bit confused, ‘huzzah’!

 

Rob laughed and punched Stephen in the arm, “you’ll have to sneak into the Tournament of Kings, then you’ll get it.”

 

The other members of the toupe came up and high five welcomed Lee and Stephen while introducing themselves.

 

The Manager, George called everyone to order, more or less.  “OK gents, we’ve got three days to work Lee and Stephen into the numbers, being pros I’m sure they’ll catch on fast.  Stephen I know your here as a backup but we’ve decided to include you in the shows anyway, we can always use another hot body out there.  You won’t need to do your solo number unless we have an injury but we’ll have you practice it anyway.”

 

“Works for me George.”  Stephen responded.

 

“Oh, one other thing, we also help out around the other venues as well.  Turns out they need two guys for tomorrow to do the ‘meet and grope’ at the entrance, Lee, you and Stephen are nominated.  No dancing required, just make happy with the ladies as they arrive downstairs.  Ken will fill you in later.  OK, let’s get to work.”

 

With that clothes came off and Lee and Stephen began learning the group’s routines.

 

*****

 

Harry and Chip did reasonably well at the poker table and before they knew it, it was time to leave to meet the Aquarium Director.

 

They had only been in Harry’s room a few minutes before there was a knock on the door.  Harry opened it and the distinguished looking gentlemen standing there introduced himself as

Brad Bailey, Director of Shark Reek Aquarium.

 

“I hope you gentlemen have had time to look around a bit.  I understand you did quite well at the poker table.”

 

Harry grinned, he imagined there wasn’t much that went on in any of the Hotels/Casinos that wasn’t observed one way or another and reported to those who wanted to know.

 

“Yes, thank you.  It’s a very expansive establishment,” Harry responded.  “I’m sure we haven’t even seen half of it yet Mr. Bailey.”

 

“Brad please, we try to keep things very informal here on the Strip.”

 

Chip also shook hands with Brad, “I didn’t realize that we were being observed.”

 

“Oh not to worry, it’s very discreet.  I’m sure you must realize that with establishments our size and the 24/7 activities it’s necessary for safety and security to keep an eye on things.”

 

“Of course,” Chip replied.

 

Brad continued, “I thought that for tonight we’d dine at The House of Blues, again very informal.  The Aquarium will be closed by the time we finish dinner so we’ll be able to take a stroll through on our own.”

 

“So you are still letting the public in even though there are visibility issues?”  Harry asked.

 

“Yes, it’s only the salt water displays that are affected, we are offering entrance at a discount for now.  I am really hoping you can find a quick solution to our problem, but enough shop talk, let’s have dinner.”

 

The House of Blues Restaurant, affectionately known as HOB served Southern specialties, including Full Rack BBQ Basted Baby Back Ribs, Creole Seafood Jambalaya and Pan-Seared Voodoo Shrimp.  Other menu items included Cajun specialties, burgers, salads and more. 

 

For starters Chip and Brad ordered the Pan Seared Voodoo Shrimp with Rosemary Cornbread and Dixie Beer Reduction, the Admiral had the Crispy Catfish Nuggets with Sweet Potato French Fries and World Famous Spicy Tartar Sauce.

 

Staying with the seafood starter theme, for his main course Chip choose the Creole Jamabalaya with Shrimp, Chicken, Tasso Ham, Andouille Sausage and Roasted Green Onions. 

 

The Admiral and Brad went with Grilled Filet Mignon with Asparagus, Cheddar Baked Potato, Buttermilk Onion Rings and Red Wine Reduction.

 

To finish they all choose the Florida Key Lime Pie with Raspberry Sauce.

 

Through dinner they were entertained with live Southern blues music.

 

Chip couldn’t remember when he’d had a better dinner.  Of course the bourbon flowed freely and for the life of him he didn’t see how he was going to be able to concentrate on the aquarium issues later.  Vegas was definitely an entirely different world than the one he was used to.

 

*****

 

Rehearsal over Lee and Stephen were exhausted.  They had run through all the numbers and while not complicated they were indeed physically demanding.  The troupe members were a lot of fun to work with and kept the energy levels pumped way up.  By way of welcome Lee and Stephen were told that they were being taken to dinner, ‘Dick’s Last Resort’ down on the Casino level.  It was apparently known as the ‘Shame O’ The Strip’.  Famous for messy cuisine, zany decor, rowdy staff, live bands and an anything goes atmosphere.

 

The place was packed but the guys had reserved a table, which turned out to be a long picnic type arrangement.  Soon what was called a ‘Case O’ King Crabs’ turned up along with endless amounts of beer followed by Ride’m Cowboy Rib Eye steaks, Macho Nachos, Pork Bonerz, Mumbo Jumbo Chicky Wings, Buckets O’Frys and more beer.  The last item was Not-Yo-Mama’s Cheezkake, along with more beer.  All served by very sassy staff with wise-cracks and friendly sarcasm.  After the strenuous rehearsing all day Lee found he had quite an appetite and thirst.  He noticed that Stephen was packing away the grub with great gusto and was currently in a beer chugging contest with Damien and Clint.  I guess from Stephen’s point of view this assignment is pure heaven.  Got to admit, compared to some of them this isn’t so bad at all.  The only torture involved is gonna be the headache in the morning.

 

The troupe was obviously well known in Dick’s and everyone was interested in meeting the two ‘newbies’.  There was live music and guests were invited to sing or dance.  It wasn’t long before Lee found himself volunteered to the stage as the only one of the group that sang.  He suspected Stephen instigated it but everyone obviously felt it was a great idea.  He had consumed quite a lot of beer, so to the shouting, by now of everyone, of ‘Lee Glen, Lee Glen’ he mounted the stage.

 

“Ummmm, any of you band guys trust me with your guitar?”  

 

“Right here Lee, treat her gentle.”  The lead guitarist handed his baby over.

 

Lee did a short rift, which put the guitarist nerves at ease, obviously this Lee guy knew what he was doing.

 

Lee had noticed that Bon Jovi was in Vegas, he sidled over to the band, “You guys know ‘Blame It on the Love of Rock and Roll?” 

 

The drummer leaned over, “In our sleep buddy.”

 

Lee grinned at him, “OK, then drummer leads off and let’s rock this place!”

 

The drummer spun his sticks and beat the intro, Lee swivelled his hips and hopped forward on one leg:

 

First time I heard the music

I thought it was my own

I could feel it in my heartbeat

I could feel it in my bones

My momma thinks I'm crazy

My dad says I'm insane

I got this boogie woogie fever

That's burning in my veins

 

By the time he hit the chorus everyone was up and dancing:

 

It feels so good that it ought to be illegal

I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle

I'll never grow up and I'll never grow old

Blame it on the love of rock & roll

 

Lee and Stephen were totally wasted by the time everyone called it a night.  Fortunately they had managed to get a double bed regular room at Excalibur. 

 

They collapsed onto their respective beds after finally getting out of ‘Dick’s’.

 

“Man I’m going to have such a headache tomorrow,” moaned Stephen.

 

“It is tomorrow.  I just finished promising myself no more drinking,” groaned Lee.

 

“How come?”

 

“Don’t ask.”

 

“I already did.”

 

“Shut up and say goodnight Stephen.”

 

“How can I do that when you just told me to shut up?”

 

Lee’s sweat soaked T-shirt landed square in Stephen’s face as Lee headed into the bathroom for a quick shower.

 

Stephen dropped Lee’s projectile to the floor and then he leaned down to remove his shoes and socks, holding his socks out he gave a short sniff in their direction.  “Ewwwww”.  He carefully placed one under each of the pillows on Lee’s bed.  “Sweet dreams.”

 

*****

 

Dinner finished Harry, Chip and Brad strolled through the Aquarium’s exhibits. As Harry and Chip had been told, the fresh water exhibits were crystal clear, no problems there, the same couldn’t be said for the saltwater ones.  Shadows loomed past the windows travelling through the murky water

 

Nelson remarked, “Very impressive place Brad, especially given the distance from any ocean.  I see what you mean about the saltwater enclosures.  It doesn’t look like an algae problem, the water isn’t green but cloudy yellow.”

 

“It looks like a DOC (Dissolved Organic Compounds) issue,” Chip remarked.

 

Harry looked over at him, the surprise evident on his face.

 

“Uh, been doing some reading....Harry.”

 

Harry smiled, he knew Chip was never that interested in the biological aspects of Seaview’s missions, but when it called for it, Chip was up to the challenge, even if it meant hitting the textbooks.

 

“Yes, Chip I agree with you.  That’s where we’ll start looking.”

 

Brad filled them in on what had been done so far, “Of course we’ve done countless water samples and as you’ve already discerned the DOC readings are very high, but our computer monitor readouts show everything is within acceptable limits.”

 

Nelson immediately began to form a theory but he wanted to run his own tests before making it known.  He arranged with Brad to get started first thing in the morning in the Aquarium’s labs.

 

*****

 

Lee rolled over in his bed with a groan.  I’m getting way too old for this! 

 

Stephen opened bleary eyes when he heard Lee get up.  He looked over at the table clock, “Good lord Lee, it’s only 0700, no one in Vegas gets up, or even wakes up, this early.”

 

“On Seaview this is sleeping in my friend, and we’re not guests here, were working ‘stiffs’.  Ah, pardon the pun.”

 

“Oh lord, I’m rooming with a comedian, a bad one.”

 

“Look who’s talking!  Pot, kettle and all that.”

 

Stephen pulled open the top drawer of the dresser and found all his underwear tied together and his ‘fragrant’ socks weaved throughout the snarl.

 

They managed to harass each other through the process of getting ‘up and at em’ and arrived for morning rehearsal on time.  The other guys were looking a little frayed around the edges too but rehearsal went well.

 

Ken filled them in on the ‘meet and grope’ that had been mentioned the day before.  Lee and Stephen would be working the first evening shift.

 

“It’s not complicated,” Ken told them, “a few feet beyond the main entrance there is a picture stand.  Trellis with lovely fake climbing roses etc.  You watch who’s coming in and approach the women.  Put a bead necklace around their neck and ‘encourage’ them over to the trellis setup.  If they are willing, and most of them are, you do three poses with them.  First one, face them and take their hands and place them on your butts and tell them to squeeze, you wrap your arms around their waist.  The photographer snaps the pick.  Then turn around and kneel down in front of them and crossing their arms place their hands on your chests over your nipples.  For the last pic, get behind them, have them bend over, put your hands on their hips and slap a silly grin on your face.  I’m sure you get the idea.”  Ken threw them some clothes.  “Didn’t know what you had with you that would fit the Excalibur theme so picked these up for you.”

 

Lee looked at the stuff, beige cargo pants and brown open cut leather vest, no shirt.  Lee could see the logic behind cargo pants, allowed for easy bending at the knee and hip without uncomfortable stretching of the fabric.  The open vest made sense too since he’d be sliding women’s hands over his bare chest all night. 

 

“Last couple of things you should know,” Ken continued, “light on the chest oil and if they say ‘no thank you’ accept that, we don’t get pushy about it.  There’s lots of women who say yes, you won’t be lonesome.  Oh ya, don’t forget to sign the pics.  Make it suggestive, ‘thanks for the great night’, I’ll never forget what you did to me’, that sort of stuff.  Any questions?”

 

“What time so we start?”  Stephen asked.

 

“You start at 7 p.m. and get off at 11 p.m.”

 

“What do you do if they try to put their hands other places?”  Lee wanted to know.

 

“Same as in here, polite but firm ‘no’.  Even if you’re OK with it the hotel isn’t.  Of course if you happen to run into the person again when you’re off the clock....”

 

Stephen gave Lee a dig in the ribs and an eyebrow wiggle. 

 

George came over, “You guys all set?”

 

“Yep got the time and the drill.”  Lee told him.

 

George dismissed the troupe, “OK then, that’s it for today gents, go have some fun, see everyone back here tomorrow for last rehearsal.” 

 

Lee and Stephen begged off a couple of invites to join one or another of the guys for some poker or other activity saying that they were still tired from the plane trip and last night.  They dropped their evenings ‘costumes’ off in their room and went to get some food.

 

They decided to stay in the Excalibur to eat, since for breakfast Stephen had talked Lee into the Roundtable Buffet.  For $24.99 you could eat as much as you wanted, as often as you wanted and the wristband also gave you preferred access, so no waiting in line.

 

It wasn’t a quiet place by any stretch of the imagination so neither man was concerned about their conversation being overheard.

 

“Lee I know you aren’t exactly thrilled about our ‘job’ here, but come on, this has got to be the sweetest deal ever.  No skulking around sewers, no one shooting at us, we don’t have to find anything.  Just enjoy ourselves until Thursday when we get the intel, do a couple more shows and gone.”

 

Lee forked some more of his shrimp salad into his mouth, it was very tasty.  He had to admit that Stephen had a point about the assignment, it was not life threatening or horribly difficult, just embarrassing, to him anyway.  Stephen didn’t feel that way.  Just another sign that I’m getting old I guess.  That wasn’t really the case Lee wouldn’t have been any happier about it back in his twenties.  He was always a bit shy around women, which would have surprised his crew since among them he had quite a reputation as a lady killer.  He’d never figured out where that came from.  Sure there had been that one time at the beach when Sharkey had come looking for him and found him ‘occupied’ with a lovely woman6, but he hadn’t gotten anywhere with the women that came onboard Seaview, well maybe Tracy7, sort of.  Oh, and don’t forget Melina, how could I ever forget Melina8 .

 

They finished lunch and decided to take a look at some of the other hotels.  Lee was especially interested in visiting the Shark Reef in Mandalay Bay.  Stephen agreed to that as long as Lee agreed to go on the roller coaster with him at New York New York, 67 mph, 144 foot drop and it had a 540 degree spiral!  Stephen was still negotiating for the Big Shot at the Stratosphere, “strapped into a chair with your legs dangling, they shoot you straight up the tower's steeple, 160 feet in two seconds, at four G's. Then they freefall you so you get negative G's, then shoot you up again, etc.  If this ride started at ground level it would be scary, but it starts at a fifth of a mile from the ground, downright terrifying,” he enthused to Lee, who just groaned and rolled his eyes.

 

*****

 

At Mandalay Bay, the tests of the Aquarium water had produced the results that Harry had expected, high concentrations of DOC in the water and floor bed samples.  Chip was still going over the computer’s readings.

 

Hmmmm, everything looks like it’s working properly Chip mused to himself.  Flow rates, pump rates, circulation all green across the boards.  He decided to walk over to the where Harry  was taking more samples from the filters themselves.  As he walked in that direction he passed one of the security stations and caught a quick glimpse of the camera feeds on the monitors.  He stopped suddenly, naw couldn’t be, but for a minute I could have sworn I saw Lee in the crowd.  He waited and watched but the tall dark haired man seemed to have moved into the next section and he didn’t spot him again.  He thought about mentioning it to Harry but decided it was just his imagination or wishful thinking.  He had been contemplating the fun he and Lee could have had here together, amongst other things, challenging Lee to go on the Big Shot with him.

 

*****

 

Lee had been disappointed with the Shark Reef display, while the freshwater exhibits were great the saltwater ones were murky and didn’t afford a very good view.  He wondered if the Admiral would have been able to tell what was wrong and advise the Aquarium on how to fix it.  He’d try to find a way to mention it when he got back to Seaview.

 

He’d enjoyed the roller coaster and the Big Shot that he eventually agreed to go.  Some day he and Chip would have to come to Vegas, he’d love to see Chip’s expression when he got shot up the tower mast at 4 Gs.  It had been Stephen’s idea but Lee got the distinct impression, judging by the white knuckles, that Stephan had had second thoughts once strapped in. 

 

They hit a couple more casinos and then headed back to the Excalibur to have dinner, change and head for their first work experience here.

 

The photographer, a woman by the name of Jenny, was already there when they arrived and greeted them enthusiastically.  Lee learned that the photographer was always female, it was a security measure so that no false charges could be made against the two men doing the posing.  Lee suspected it was also to help the men keep their hands from wandering should they be tempted.

 

Jenny pulled a couple of bags of colourful bead necklaces out from the drawer of the photo desk and put them on the counter.  Lee and Stephen each took a couple of the necklaces.

 

“OK gents, camera is all ready so whenever you are it’s a go.”

 

Lee and Stephen looked at each other then at the entrance where a steady stream of guests were flowing in.  Lee spotted a group of young women about midway down the corridor, it would be a minute or so before they got to the entrance.  He nudged Stephen, “grab some more necklaces, let’s try for that group coming down the corridor.”

 

“Gee buddy, you really want to take that on as our first attempt.”

 

“Group dynamics Stephen, if one does it they all will.  Safety in numbers and all that.”

 

“Whose safety?”  Stephen wanted to know, but grabbed more necklaces and handed Lee some.

 

As the group of 4 young women entered Lee and Stephen approached them with big smiles and started to put necklaces over their heads, “Welcome to the Excalibur.”  The women were taken a bit by surprise but quickly warmed to the idea, “OOOOO you’re gorgeous,” said the second one.  As Lee put a necklace on her she reached up to muss his hair.  Lee could smell something fruity on her breath, likely one or more of the many drinks available everywhere, he had noted that one of the women still had a drink stick in her hand, not quite finished.  Stephen had that one ‘necklaced’ already.

 

“If you’d like to come with us,” Stephen invited as he took one woman on each arm and started for the trellis, Lee following with his two.

 

Stephen went under the trellis with both his ‘captures’, Lee asked his to stay by the desk, telling them that he and Stephen would be right back for them.  By now the women were getting the idea although when Lee took one from Stephen and placed her hands on his butt she seemed a bit startled, then giggled.  They did the poses then collected Lee’s two and repeated the process.  The blonde Lee was posing with decided she wanted a bit more than just resting her hands on Lee’s chest and started to move them up and down his torso, bending close to whisper in his ear, “can we meet later?”  Ah crap, did this have to happen right away.  “Sorry, hotel rules, no fraternizing.”  Which wasn’t strictly true but Lee wasn’t going to tell her that.  She pouted a bit and then joined her friends.  They all bought the photos and moved on.

 

Stephen couldn’t let it pass, “So lover boy, got your first proposition did you?”

 

“Stuff it Stephen,” Lee realized too late he’d just handed Stephen one hell of an opportunity for a comeback.  Unfortunately for Stephen he was laughing so hard he couldn’t get it out.  Seems Jenny caught it all as well as she had tears streaming down her face while trying to control her laughter.

 

The rest of their shift was basically more of the same, Lee figured that by the end of it Stephen had been propositioned just as many times as he had, and had just as many women unsuccessfully try to get their hands from butt to crotch.  Lee and Stephen were both thankful for their lightening quick reflexes.

 

 Jenny told them that it was the highest ‘take’ she’d ever heard of for one shift.  Virtually no one Lee and Stephen approached had refused the offer and it seemed that some ladies came over looking for them, having heard from friends about ‘two drop dead hunks’ at the entrance offering a little ‘hands on’ opportunity.  They even had repeat business, the women wanting to switch after the first poses to the other one of them so that they had pictures with each of them.

 

*****

 

Harry and Chip finished for the day around 2000.  Harry still hadn’t said anything but Chip could tell that he had a theory brewing.  Well he could wait until Harry wanted to share it.  Brad had come by and suggested that they all have dinner at the Excalibur’s ‘Steakhouse at Camelot’.  The Excalibur and Mandalay Bay were both owned by the MGM group.

 

“Nothing against the fine dining here at Mandalay Bay but the wife and daughter want me to pick up tickets for Thursday’s male revue show at Excalibur, apparently they have some new talent taking the stage this week,” Brad informed them.  “We’d be pleased if you’d join us.”

 

“Not sure it’s quite something we’d normally attend,” Harry sputtered.  He wasn’t sure just how to refuse the invitation without looking like a prude.  Chip was wondering how old Brad’s daughter was and if she was ‘attached’.  If she liked male revue shows, well it hinted at possibilities.  He wasn’t currently seeing anyone and while Harry’s company was great and all that, a little female companionship would be nice.

 

“That’s the whole point of Vegas Harry, doing things you don’t normally do, you must have heard the saying, ‘What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’.  You’re coming with us, I won’t take ‘no’ for an answer.”

 

So a happy Chip and a somewhat reticent Harry accompanied Brad over to the Excalibur for dinner and ticket pickup.

 

As they entered Excalibur Chip noticed quite a few women over to the right, judging by the flashing lights there seemed to be some sort of photo op going on.  The bodies parted for a moment and for the second time that day he thought he saw Lee.  It was to brief a glimpse to be sure and he only saw the man’s back.  Well they say everyone has a double.  Anyway, Lee wouldn’t be in Vegas and he sure wouldn’t be having his picture taken with some strange woman squeezing his butt.

 

At dinner, Harry couldn’t help but chuckle as Brad wondered if Chip could possible eat all the food he’d ordered.

 

“Oh believe me Brad, stuffed baked potato, 16 oz Rib Eye, lobster tail and jumbo asparagus will barely hold him until breakfast.  He’s well known as a bottomless pit, and he never puts on an ounce.”

 

The two older men grinned and settled down to their smaller sized but no less delicious dinners.

 

Afterwards as Brad picked up the tickets Chip asked the clerk what ‘The Tournament of Kings’ was about.  He’d seen the banners advertising it and was curious.

 

“It’s our very popular Las Vegas dinner show.  Invading armies, dancing maidens, jousting, fireworks, and a three course meal to be eaten with your fingers!  Basically a non-stop medieval melee...with brewskies and a banquet.  You should be aware that it has horses, pyrotechnics, strobe lights, smoke and fog effects in an enclosed arena.  Guests are seated in close; therefore, persons sensitive to horses, dust or with allergies, asthma or respiratory conditions should attend at their own risk.”

Chip looked at Harry, “Sounds like something Lee would be into.”

 

The clerk perked up, “Lee, do you mean Lee Glen?”

 

Harry and Chip both started and looked at the clerk, “Ummm, do you know a Lee Glen, Miss?”  Harry asked.

 

“I haven’t met him but I’ve heard someone by that name is performing here and very good looking.  Are you here to see him?”

 

“No, no, just met a Lee Glen once, I’m sure it’s not the same person.”

 

Crap, Harry thought.  If Lee is here on an assignment then Chip and I could be treading very close to blowing his cover.  Thank God we aren’t in uniform and the clerk doesn’t seem to know who we are.  Jones had said that Lee’s assignment was ‘in country’, but Vegas!  What were the odds!  Astronomical Harry was sure.

 

Harry leapt to a conclusion, the wrong one.  If Lee’s here undercover, then his cover would be the Tournament of Kings, it makes perfect sense9.  Chip and I can go to the show, in the crowd Lee will never spot us and at least we’ll be able to see that he’s alright.

 

Chip’s line of thought mirrored Harry’s and they both started to request two tickets.  The clerk smiled and happily processed two tickets for them, they would have to wait though, the next available show wasn’t until Friday.

 

When they got back to their room Chip confessed to Harry that twice that day he’d thought he’d seen Lee but had convinced himself that it couldn’t have been him.

 

“If you see him again Chip don’t approach him and try not to let him see you.  I don’t know what his assignment is but I’m sure he doesn’t need the complication of having us around.  Thank goodness you haven’t been calling me Admiral.”

 

Chip nodded his understanding, he knew that their being there could pose a danger to Lee, but was happy that he was going to get a chance to see Lee, even if Lee never knew about it.  He was puzzled as to how a hotel/casino could have a full jousting arena in it, complete with horses, but he’d find out Friday.

 

Brad hadn’t noticed anything unusual in their getting tickets for the show and had assured them that they would enjoy it.

 

*****

 

When Lee and Stephen showed up Wednesday for the last rehearsal, they received a standing ovation.  Seems their record take for the entrance picture gig was well known. 

 

George seemed very happy with the rehearsals and asked both Lee and Stephen how it was they were so comfortable in the Spartan warrior routine.  He’d thought they’d have trouble handling the swords, spears and shields and had thought about leaving the two of them out of that particular segment.  In order to protect their personal information Lee and Stephen couldn’t tell  him the real reason they could handle the gear just fine.  Too much personal stuff gets out about an agent and sooner or later someone puts it all together.  So they told George that while they were in Europe they met some guys that were into historical re-enactments and had spent some time recreating medieval battles, with all the paraphernalia.  Their explanation satisfied George.  He did get a rather contemplative look on his face that Lee wondered about at the time.

 

Thursday finally arrived, the day Lee and Stephen were going to perform for real.  There would be two shows, 2100 and 2300.  The atmosphere was charged backstage, the guys all pumping each other up for the show and especially encouraging Lee and Stephen.

 

Lee hoped he didn’t look as panicked as he felt, Stephen smirking at him didn’t help matters any.

 

“Chill Lee,” Stephen sotto voiced to him, “You’ll be fine.”

 

Eric happened to overhear the comment.  “Lee are you one of those types that always gets ‘stage fright’ every time?”

 

“Sure seems that way,”  Lee replied.

 

“Hey, I’d tell you to picture the audience naked, but, well doesn’t really seem to fit.”  Eric and Stephen both laughed.  Eric slapped Lee on the back, “Like Stephen said, ‘chill’, you’ve done this a million times.”

 

“Ya, right.”  Lee gulped back his rising panic and took several deep breaths, using his ONI training to calm himself down.  If he could get through torture and other unspeakable situations, then he could certainly handle this.  Somehow, torture and impending death just seem easier to handle right now.

 

He heard the intro music start, ok Lee Glen, the ladies are here for a show, let’s give it to them.

 

Lee gyrated, thrust, bounced, leapt, swivelled, strutted down tabletops and became the darling of the ladies.  He had that certain something that is referred to as ‘presence’.  He wasn’t a man that would ever be overlooked, by either sex.

 

Stephen also proved very popular with the audience, whereas Lee had the tall, dark, sexy look Stephen was all mischievous, adorable blonde ‘boytoy’, winking, wiggling at and flirting with the ladies.

 

Lee’s solo blew the place apart and security had to make their presence known to discourage a stage rush.

 

Backstage, after the show, the praise of the fellow performers for Lee and Stephen was effusive.  It was obvious that their addition was going to do good things for ticket sales and anything that brought the ladies in was all right with everyone else.  George was already contemplating doing additional shows.  Lee and Stephen were only supposed to be with them as fill-ins until the regular guys came back in a couple of days but given the response, George really wanted to keep them.

 

There wasn’t much time before the next show, everyone kept moving so muscles wouldn’t cool down too much.

 

Stephen winked at Lee, “I take it your ‘nerves’ have cleared up.  You practically caused a riot out there.  No wonder you got banned in some of the places in Europe.”

 

Lee wondered what Stephen was playing at.

 

“Hey, we never heard about that.  Why did Lee get banned?”  George asked on behalf of everyone.

 

“Oh nothing much, just tended to start orgies from to time.  Never figured out how he could perform on stage and back and still have energy left.  Of course after the last show of the night he’d disappear with a few of them.  Wouldn’t see him again until the next day.”

 

I’m going to kill him for this.

 

“Lee, care to fill us in?”  Eric asked with a wide grin.

 

“No he wouldn’t,” George interjected.  “Ah Lee, don’t know what went on in Europe but here it’s hands off out there or afterwards.”

 

“Don’t worry, I have no plans to do otherwise.  Nothing happened in Europe.  Stephen just has a very active imagination.”  If looks could kill then the one he gave Stephen would have left him a smoking husk.  Lee could tell from the amused looks he got from some of the guys that they were believing Stephen more that they were him.

 

Stephen smiled innocently at Lee.  Just a little ‘payback’ Lee, I still owe you for the ‘wax job’.

 

Lee figured he knew what was behind Stephen’s comment, apparently it was time to start watching his back.

 

*****

 

Harry and Chip spent Thursday pouring over test results and computer readouts.  Harry thought they were close to solving the problem but couldn’t quite put his finger on it.

 

“Chip, what is the computer record for the water quality at 0900?”

 

Chip punched some numbers into the computer and brought up the computer test results for 0900.

 

“Here you go...Harry.”  Chip wondered if he’d ever get used to using the Admiral’s first name, he still often hesitated, fighting back ‘Admiral’ or ‘Sir’.

 

Harry looked at the screen then at the results of the test he’d done manually at 0900.  He passed his written results to Chip.

 

“Notice anything?”

 

Chip looked at both just as Harry had done.

 

“Are you sure, S..Harry that this was done on the same water at the same time?”

 

“Positive.”

 

“The results are quite a bit different.”

 

“Yes they are.  I noticed the same thing yesterday but didn’t want to say anything until I had other samples that showed a similar disparity.”

 

“If the computer is adjusting the filtration requirements according to the automatic test results, then....”

 

“Then it’s not adjusting correctly, it’s allowing a larger DOP in the water and substrate.”

 

“So we need to locate the problem with the computer water tests.”  Chip mused aloud.

 

“Once we fix that we should have things under control.”

 

Once Chip knew what he was looking for it didn’t take him long to find the computer glitch, although he suspected it was user error, not really a ‘glitch’.  A higher allowable DOP had been programmed.  The computer had simply allowed the parameters to exist that it had been given.

 

They explained the situation to Brad.

 

“Either someone on your staff made an error or you’ve had a bit of sabotage.”  Harry told Brad.

 

“It’s not beyond possibility, things can get a bit competitive but I find it hard to believe that any of my staff would deliberately do this.  I’ll have security checks run on everyone just to be sure.”

 

“Always a good practice,” Harry agreed.  “Chip and I will monitor the adjustment to be sure that we’ve found the only issue but the water should clear after about 48 hours of constant filtering.  I’d recommend that you change or clean the filter mediums before and after.”

 

“Yes of course.  I really appreciate your coming to help us and how quickly you’ve found the problem.  Admiral Jones was certainly right in his praise of you.”

 

Harry and Chip were both stunned at this revelation.  Every warning signal they knew went off.  Harry smelled a setup.

 

“Admiral Jones recommended you contact NIMR?” he asked.

 

“Yes it happened that he was here for a meeting of some sort when we started to have the problem with the displays.  When he visited the Aquarium and saw our problem he contacted me to suggest that we ask for your help.”

 

This smells to high heaven.  So Jones was here when the trouble started, I’d wager he’s somehow behind it, but why?  Blast Jones what is he playing at? 

 

The object of Harry’s thoughts was sitting at his desk back in D.C. wondering just how far along his machinations had gotten, and if he’d be successful.

 

Harry looked at Chip who appeared confused and worried.  You’re not the only one Chip.

 

Harry turned his attention back to Brad, “Well Brad I’ll certainly have to thank Admiral Jones for his confidence in me.”

 

“Well founded confidence Harry.  I’ll leave your instructions with my staff and we can go get ready for dinner and the show tonight.  My wife and daughter are thrilled that you’re coming.”

 

Harry and Chip returned to their rooms to freshen up and change.  It wasn’t long before Chip heard a knock on his door.  He opened it to let Harry in and then poured a couple of scotches from the complimentary bottle; they each had quite a choice of beverages in their suites.

 

“Thoughts Sir,” Chip didn’t notice that he hadn’t used Nelson’s first name, Harry didn’t appear to notice either.

 

“None of them good Chip.  Jones is playing us somehow and it worries me.  You can bet that it’s something to do with Lee.”

 

“He wouldn’t jeopardize a mission just to get back at you, would he?  Not that I know of any reason he might have something against you, or Lee.”

 

“Don’t be coy Chip, you can figure it out.  He wants Lee full-time for ONI, I stand in the way of that.  Always have, always will, if I had my way ONI would never be able to call Lee in for missions.  Makes me wonder just who’s ‘mission’ this is.”

 

Chip nodded, he wasn’t a political animal but he knew that it could get dirty and underhanded.  Were they caught in a power play of some sort?  He had faith that the Admiral would figure it out and get them out of it intact. 

 

*****

 

Stephen took a look at the crowd as he waited for the last show to start.  Mostly women but there were a few tables that also had a man or two at them.  He looked up in the VIP section and spotted a very interesting table.  A huge grin spread across his face.  There, front and centre in the upper section sat Admiral Nelson and Lee’s XO, Chip Morton.  They were with two women, and another man.

 

Well well well, payback is a sweet sweet thing.  Stephen was practically gibbering with anticipation.  Won’t that be something when Lee struts himself out on stage, rips it all off and then spots his Admiral and XO.  Oh Powers that Be, thank you so very much! 

 

He wasn’t going to leave anything to chance on this.  Sometimes you couldn’t really get a good look at the crowd when on stage and the lights were on you.  He went over and had a word with the guys on the spotlights, letting them know that sitting at table 15 were some very special friends of Lee Glen’s, and would they please spotlight the table towards the end of Lee’s solo.  Lee wouldn’t be able to miss seeing them.  They sure as hell wouldn’t miss seeing Lee, a whole lot of Lee.

 

When Stephen went backstage again he was laughing so hard tears were running down his face.

 

“What’s so funny?”  Lee asked him. 

 

“Wouldn’t you just love to know.  Call it Karma.”

 

Lee would have liked to pursue this further, he wasn’t at all comfortable with that answer, but the intro music was playing. 

 

Everything was going smoothly, as before Lee gave it his all to the joy of the audience.  This was the show where the drop was to be made.  He hadn’t really gotten a good look at the agent at the table.  He didn’t want to draw any attention to the person, it had to appear to be a random pick when his solo came up.  He did see enough to know that it was a woman with long titian hair.  A small alarm went off in the back of his head; he dismissed it as absurd.

 

*****

 

Harry settled himself in a chair at their VIP table, Chip was seated to his right, Brad’s daughter beside Chip.  Brad and his wife were to Harry’s left.

 

They had enjoyed a nice dinner and Chip and Phoenix seemed to hit it off right away.  Harry suspected he might not see a whole lot of Chip for their last two days in Vegas.  It was a self-serve bar and Brad had gone to pick up drinks for all of them.  He arrived back just as the intro was starting.  Harry hadn’t looked around much, just vaguely noticed that it was mostly women at the tables but there were a few men scattered about.

 

Harry had turned to say something to Brad as the entertainers exploded onto the stage and the women applauded and hooted.  What first caught his attention was Chip’s drink falling from his hand with a bang onto the table.

 

“Chip, something wrong?”

 

Chip’s mouth was gaping and he seemed stunned as he looked at the stage.

 

“Chip is having an interesting reaction to the show,” Brad’s wife remarked.

 

Harry looked to the stage, his drink also hit the table as he choked on the sip he’d just taken.

 

As he watched, the performers weaved around on the stage in a complicated dance pattern and started ripping their clothes off.  First vests, then shirts were hurled into the audience.  As a group they turned and vibrated their tushies to the appreciation of almost everyone there.  They then jump turned to face out as they simultaneously ripped off their pants.

 

Chip recovered first and scrambled to get out his cell phone.  Nelson reacted immediately, grabbing Chip and hauling him under the table.

 

Brad, his wife and his daughter looked at each other in total amazement and confusion.  They had no idea what to make of this strange behaviour.

 

Under the table Nelson hissed at Chip, “put that away, you will not be taking any pictures.”

 

“But Harry, he’s up there practically naked, dancing in only a T-bar.  I’ve got to take pictures!”

 

“You will not take pictures Mr. Morton.”

 

“O, so now it’s Mr. Morton is it.  Seems to me, Harry, that you said this was also a vacation, we solved the Aquarium issue, I’m on my own time, and I want to take pictures of the show.”

 

Harry wanted to strangle Chip. 

 

Chip figured he’d pushed things a bit to far as he watched the colour climb up Nelson’s neck and face.

 

“OK, fine.”  Chip stuck his cell back in his pocket, or appeared to.

 

Brad’s face appeared as he leaned down and lifted the table cloth, “everything all right under there?”

 

“Ah, yes thanks, Chip dropped something, we found it.”

 

Chip and Harry resumed their seats, thankfully the first number was done and the emcee was introducing the dance members.  They came out one by one and did a little shimmy, shake, shake and went offstage again.  When Lee Glen was announced and came out Harry did not notice that Chip’s right hand held his cell phone.  Chip had his right arm around Phoenix and he was using her to shield his right hand from view.  Punch, punch went his finger on the picture button.

 

Harry was thinking all sorts of thoughts about Jones.  He understood Lee’s reaction to the assignment now.  He was starting to guess at why he’d been manoeuvred here by Jones.  Jones would pay for this.  If he could get himself and Chip out of here without Lee knowing then he could reduce the damage Jones obviously was trying to cause.

 

It looked like he was going to be able to accomplish that task.  The performers obviously had areas they were assigned to; Lee was concentrating his attention to the tables to the left of theirs. 

 

Harry had to admit that the physical demands of the routines were impressive and the human body was a beautiful thing, he’d just never expected to see so much of Lee’s and certainly not in such a public way.  He eventually recognized Stephen, having met him once before.  Chip seemed to be behaving himself, which made Harry a wee bit nervous, he’d expected Chip to make another try at getting pictures but Chip’s right arm hadn’t left its position around his date.  Odd that I can’t see Chip’s hand...

 

The emcee announced that Lee would be performing a solo next and that the audience should be prepared for a real treat.

 

Harry took a deep breath.

 

The lights dimmed, then went out.  A single spotlight snapped on to show Lee in a tux, his back turned to the audience.  After a second his head snapped around, a very pouty, sexy expression on his face, numerous ‘ohs and awes’ could be heard.  The music started and Lee began his performance.  For the second time that night Harry and Chip’s mouths dropped open.  God can Lee ever sing!  What a marvellous voice, a real gift!  Harry thought.

 

Lee slinked down off the stage and made his way over to table 5.  He got his first good look at the woman in seat 2.  It was almost his undoing.  Thankfully it happened at a riff section and he wasn’t singing because he was sure he couldn’t have gotten the words out.

 

NONONONONONONO it can’t be.

 

There sat Caitlin10 Nelson, the Admiral’s sister. 

 

This is table 5, seat 2.  Did the agent not show up?

 

Caitlin smiled up at Lee, he noticed that she looked very pleased with herself.  Well he’d try the code phrase and see what happened.

 

“Hello my lovely, can I convince you to join me onstage my darling?”

 

“Nothing in this universe or any other could stop me you beautiful, sexy man.”

 

Damn, that’s the correct response.  Does the Admiral know she’s an agent?

 

Caitlin slowly came up out of her seat and leaned in close to Lee, moulding her body against his and bringing her mouth close to his ear.  “Surprise.”

 

No shit!  Lee thought.

 

He lead her up onto the stage with him.  It seemed like an eternity to Lee but everything had happened within the allotted time.  He began to dance around her as only he could.

 

For the second time that night Harry choked on his drink and the glass banged to the table.  Chip looked over at him wondering just what he’d missed.  Harry’s gaze was fixed on the stage, he looked like he’d seen a ghost.

 

Caitlin was thoroughly delighted that her plan had worked so well.  When she picked up the intel from her contact the perfect way to get it to ONI had occurred to her.  Well, perfect for her purposes.  It had been a bit dicey convincing her handler of how she wanted to do it, but she was a good agent, able to get into places that would be far more difficult for others.  She had connections in high society, among the old and new money.  No one ever suspected a flighty rich girl as being anything other than brainless.  There were foreign assignments where no one knew of Edith Nelson and for those she used cover names and stories, upon occasion when ‘Edith Nelson’ was invited to some place of ‘interest’ she went as herself.  Like all good agents she kept out of the papers so her physical appearance wasn’t that well known.  This had proved quite handy a few years ago when a foreign power tried to blackmail Harry by kidnapping her.11  So it was that the NSA did indulge her from time to time, this was one of those times.  She had no idea that it had also created a nasty plan against her brother and Lee.

 

Lee wondered at first why the other members of table 5 were yelling ‘atta girl Caleigh’ but quickly decided that like all agents, Edith/Caitlin had a myriad of names.  Seems she liked the Celtic variety.

 

Lee reached the point in his solo where he ripped his pants off and in his T-bar made very suggestive moves, slowly sliding his body up and down in a S motion, almost in contact with his ‘audience pick’s’ body.  In fact, there was so little space that from the audience’s perspective he did appear to be caressing her body with his. 

 

Hello, tall, dark, and scrumptiously naked stranger,” Caitlin purred into his ear. 

 

So far she had not produced a microchip or anything else.  As Lee went to take her in his arms for the last move, she reached into her pocket, took something small out, and then, before he could do anything, slid her hand inside his T-bar and placed something sticky against his penis, giving it a totally unnecessary squeeze.  Two things happened at once, the audience erupted in delighted approval and a spotlight flashed onto table 15 causing Lee to look in that direction...................

 

Please, someone, anyone, kill me, kill me now!  At that moment Lee meant every word of it.  There at the suddenly spot lit table sat Admiral Nelson and Chip, stunned expressions on their faces.  

 

Caitlin felt Lee’s entire body go suddenly rigid, which had nothing to do with what she was doing.  She followed his gaze and likewise froze.

 

“Oh god Lee I’m sorry, which one of us do you think he’ll kill first?”  She whispered.

 

The spotlight on Lee suddenly turned off even though Lee hadn’t given the cue.  He hadn’t pulled Caitlin’s leg up around his waist which was the signal to kill the light.  The other performers weren’t sure what had gone wrong but they knew something had.  Stephen, who at first had been delighted at the reaction when Lee saw who was at table 15, was rapidly rethinking things.  Lee being mortified, yes he had expected that, but the agent with Lee had looked equally pole-axed.  Nelson had looked like he was prepared to slaughter both of them, or at the very least stroke out on the spot.  Stephen realized he was definitely missing a piece of the picture here.

 

When the lights came back up Lee had recovered enough to escort Caitlin back to her table where she was greeted with great enthusiasm by the other women there.  All of them wanting to know what she had got her hands on.  Caitlin just wanted out, fast.  She looked toward where her brother’s table was, she had felt his laser eyes drilling into her.  She wasn’t wrong.  Oh shit he’s getting up and heading this way.  I can’t have him blow my cover and I sure as hell don’t want to talk to him right now.  There was only one thing to do.  Telling her tablemates that nothing else could possibly top the evening and that she needed some air, she headed for the exit.

 

*****

 

Harry wanted a word with Edith, right now, several words in fact.  He got up from the table and started towards her but saw her go out the exit.  You can run for now Edith, but I will be speaking to you.  He altered his direction and headed for the bar and a double scotch.

 

Chip knew something had happened but hadn’t a clue what.  He’d thought that the Admiral had been taking the evening’s entertainment fairly well, all things considered, until Lee picked out that rather striking young woman he’d taken up on stage with him.  At that point, the Admiral had started a slow burn that reached magnesium white when the woman had slid her hand under Lee’s one bit of very spare covering.  Chip was pretty sure he’d gotten a couple of good pictures of Lee and whomever.  He didn’t think he recognized her but he’d take a closer look when he got back home and he could download the pictures onto his computer.  Actually I think I’ll send them now while the Admiral is at the bar, just in case I get caught.  Given his current mood he’d probably shove my cell ‘where the sun don’t shine’ if he found out I’ve been taking pictures.

 

Harry came back to the table having finished his drink at the bar.  He then finished the one he still had at the table.  When the show was over he quickly excused himself and tried to get backstage.  Totally forgetting that he shouldn’t approach Lee on an assignment.  Security turned him firmly away, “sorry no one goes backstage.”

 

Harry didn’t figure there would be any point in asking if they’d send a message back to Lee Glen that someone wanted to see him.  Lee was probably long gone anyway.

 

Harry went back to join the others and they headed back to Mandalay Bay.  It had been one hell of an evening.

 

Once Harry and Chip left for their rooms Brad’s wife gave him a quizzical look.  “Well dear, I’m not sure which was more entertaining, the show or those two men.  I can’t think of what they could have been doing under the table.”

 

Phoenix was a little puzzled as well, “Chip is adorable but he seemed more interested in taking pictures of that gorgeous Lee Glen than anything else.  I’m pretty sure he was trying to keep Harry from knowing he was doing it.  I didn’t get the feeling that he was gay during dinner but he certainly was fixated on Glen.” 

 

“Their reactions certainly seemed ‘unusual’, but not for us to judge.  “This is Vegas, it makes anyone act a little crazy.”

 

*****

 

Once the show was over Lee just wanted to get out.

 

George was having a fit at the spotlight guys, “who the hell told you to light up table 15, that wasn’t in the show.”

 

“Ask Stephen what that was about, he told us the table had friends of Lee’s seated there and to light it up during his solo.” 

 

George and Lee both looked at Stephen, Stephen really wanted to be somewhere else.

 

George was the first to speak, “Anything you want to tell us about that Stephen?”

 

“Not really.  My mistake.”

 

This time Lee spoke or rather growled, “You have no idea how big a one.”

 

“Look, whatever issues you two have I want them sorted before the next show on Saturday,” George told them.  Just then his cell phone went off and he moved to a quieter corner to answer it.

 

Lee and Stephen were still glowering at each other when he came back.

 

“OK you two, since you’re both so good with swords and such, you’re filling in tomorrow night at the Tournament of King’s, they had a couple of injuries tonight.  You two can go and bash each other to a pulp, just don’t get any bruises we can’t cover up.”

 

*****

 

Harry couldn’t get to sleep.  How had Jones gotten Edith involved?  It made no sense, he couldn’t fit it into the picture anywhere.  What the hell had Edith been thinking to shove her hand where she had, up on a stage no less!  She had not been raised that way.  Why had Lee allowed her to?  Maybe that wasn’t fair, Lee had obviously not been expecting her to do that, probably didn’t know she’d be there, but then why had he taken her up on stage at all?  Why, why, why, so many questions and no answers. 

 

As he thought about it over and over again he remembered that Edith had put her hand in her pocket just before plunging it down onto Lee’s privates.

 

 Had there been something in her pocket that she was giving to Lee?  Something small, something important...............good god, was his sister an agent.  Was that the assignment that he’d just witnessed?  Despite what movies showed, most agent meetings did not take place in dark alleys or abandoned buildings, but in as open and populated a place as possible.  Lee would likely not have known who he was to meet, he’d be given a place, time and code to use.  The agent wanting the meeting would set the parameters.  Which meant that Edith had requested this particular cover for Lee?  IF, and it was a big IF, she was in fact an agent.

 

More tossing and turning, no sleep, just lots of why’s and if’s.  He needed to talk to Lee, but he wouldn’t risk doing it here in Vegas.  He realized he couldn’t talk to Edith here either, just in case she was involved somehow.  He wouldn’t do anything that might put either one of them in danger.

 

Finally he fell into a fitful sleep.

 

*****

 

Once back in the hotel room Lee went into the bathroom and rather painfully removed the item Caitlin had so enthusiastically placed on his appendage. 

 

What the hell kind of glue did she use?  Stuff sticks like crazy.  Sorry buddy, but this is going to hurt.

 

Lee looked at the red area that pulling off the small square package had left.  Some of his hair was clinging to the package. 

 

Guess that’s a small taste of what happened to Stephen.

 

He looked at the bit of plastic.  Hope you’re worth all the shit that’s hitting the fan over this.  Not to mention that the Admiral is probably writing out my pink slip right now

 

He opened the door and stepped out; Stephen was sitting on the bed looking pretty uncomfortable.

 

“Happy now?”  Lee asked him.

 

“No, not especially.  Look Lee I admit I set you up by not telling you your Admiral and XO were out there but I have no idea what went on with your contact.  Nelson looked like he was going to run up onstage and disembowel both of you.”

 

“That would have been the ‘best case’ scenario.  I suspect it will be much worse.”

 

“Why, what’s the issue?  She something to him?”

 

“Just leave it Stephen, I can’t tell you anything.  Chalk it up to really bad timing.”

 

With that Lee threw the bit of plastic to Stephen, “here you take care of it, I’m liable to do something stupid to it.”

 

Instead Lee did something else even more stupid.  As required he made contact with ONI to report the assignment a success, no complications , yeah right.  Then he asked that the paperwork be started to reactivate him and place him with ONI fulltime.

 

When he flipped his secure cell phone closed, he heard Stephen clear his voice.  He looked over at him.

 

“Lee, you can’t mean that.”

 

“Believe me Stephen, I don’t have job with NIMR anymore.”

 

When Stephen started to speak Lee held up his hand, “leave it, what’s done is done.”

 

Lee stripped out of his clothes and crawled into his bed; he turned toward the wall.

 

*****

 

Friday saw the water start to clear in the saltwater displays of Shark Reef.  The adjustments were working and the technicians were busy changing out the filters.  While it was gratifying to have solved the problem, Harry didn’t feel any joy.  He’d be glad to get out of Vegas.  He thought of suggesting to Chip that they skip the Kings Tournament show tonight and catch a flight back but he didn’t want to ruin Chip’s fun just because he wasn’t having any.  Not to mention that he had told Brad they would be there for two more days to ensure everything was fine.  He didn’t know when Lee might be leaving Vegas, or for that matter if he’d already left.  If last night had been the drop then there would be no reason for Lee and his partner to stick around.

 

Chip was out with Phoenix seeing some of the sights of Vegas, he and Chip would meet up at the Excalibur for the dinner show.  Harry decided to go over early, you never know he might spot Lee or Edith, and then at least he’d know if they were still here.

 

He checked out the entrance area where Chip had thought he’d see Lee before but Lee wasn’t there.  He gambled a bit but he wasn’t really interested in it.  Finally it was time to meet Chip so he headed for the ticket booth, as it happened it was next to the stairs down to the arena area.  He didn’t have long to wait before Chip arrived.  They went down the stairs and followed the signs to the Tournament entrance.  Their seats were in the Dragon section, which turned out to be the west middle section.

 

Chip told Harry that he and Phoenix had spent most of the afternoon down around Fremont Street exploring old Vegas.

 

Their server brought them cold flagons of beer and soon Merlin arrived in the arena amid flames and smoke.  He instructed everyone in the proper way to cheer their favourites on, slapping the trestle tops and shouting ‘Huzzah’, not to mention raising the flagons and quaffing the beer.  It was good fun and despite himself, Harry smiled a time or two.  Merlin told a slightly altered story of Camelot, King Arthur, his son Christopher and the villain Mordred.  Harry was pretty sure that King Arthur did not have a son called Christopher but the show wasn’t going for authenticity anyway.  As Merlin set the stage the food was delivered.  Chip looked positively delighted that he got an entire chicken along with 2 roasted potatoes and shards of broccoli.  The tomato basil soup, called Dragon’s Blood, was quite good.  Harry figured Chip could probably take care of half of his chicken for him.

 

While they were eating the Kings were introduced, one from France, Russia, Ireland, Norway, Spain, Austria, Hungary and the Dragon King, who it turned out was the villain of the show.  As each country was called the ‘King’ rode in on his charger and did a loop of the arena.  They were brightly dressed in vaguely period apparel. 

 

“No way,” Chip exclaimed, “Harry look!”

 

They had just called Spain’s King in when Harry happened to be looking down at Merlin, he looked back up and saw what had excited Chip.  Lee was coming in on a grey charger; he waved to the crowd, saluted his country’s section then galloped out of the arena.

 

“I’m pretty sure that’s Stephen riding for Hungary,” and Chip pointed to the next rider coming in.

 

Harry definitely got much more interested in the show.  There was a dance sequence next but the Kings were soon back, setting up the round table and doing a drinking song and generally having little sword fights among themselves, ‘just to get warmed up’ Merlin had informed the audience.  Lee looked like he was putting a little more energy into his sword swings than the others did.

 

Harry didn’t catch all the explanation but he thought the Dragon King was connected with Mordred somehow.  Close to the beginning Mordred had turned up shooting fire at King Arthur and Merlin.  Mordred appeared again during the round table segment to threaten everyone, shot some more flames but once again escaped before anyone could fight their way to him.

 

Then the joust was called and the table was cleared from the arena.  Harry hadn’t really expected a real joust but as he watched things being set up he began to wonder.  Soon Merlin announced that the King of Russia and France would take the list first.  The two galloped in and took their positions at opposite ends of the arena.  Lances where given to them and as far as Harry could tell they charged, full out at each other.  They each had a shield and the impact of the lances sounded real enough, the King of Russia went flying from his saddle, he tucked and rolled as he hit the ground.

 

“Play acting or not that has to hurt, a lot,” Chip got out between mouthfuls of food.

 

What Harry assumed were meant to be pages ran out and picked up the bits of shattered lance that littered the ground.

 

The next two Kings were called and this time the loser got caught up in his stirrup and dragged for a bit before the horse stopped.  On it went, Stephen was the winner in his round, finally Lee and the Dragon King were to go.

 

Figures Lee would get the bad guy.  Wonder who is supposed to win the round.  Chip looked over at Harry and could see the same question mirrored in his face.

 

The two combatants charged, both lances hit and shattered but both riders stayed seated.  Two more lances were brought out and the riders charged again.  This time both riders came off and with bone jarring force hit the arena’s dirt floor.  They rose to their feet and swords were provided.  Merlin announced that when both riders were unseated the contest continued on the ground.  Swords swung and clashed, sparks flew, back and forth they pushed each other, the crowd cheering for their champion.  This posed a bit of a problem for Harry and Chip as they were seated in the Dragon section, no way they were cheering for the guy pounding on Lee.  Finally Lee spiralled his sword which ripped the Dragon King’s sword out of his hand.  A cheer went up from Spain, their King had won.  As Lee turned to acknowledge the cheer the Dragon King picked up his sword and struck it, flat side, hard across Lee’s back.  Lee went down as Spain booed and the Dragon section cheered.  Two other Kings rushed out and grabbed the Dragon King as he was about to skewer Lee.  Merlin declared Spain the winner and the Dragon King a very poor sport indeed.

 

Harry presumed that it was all scripted but he did notice that Lee took a moment to get to his feet.

 

As they were walking out Lee appeared to say something to the Dragon King who lunged at him.  Lee sidestepped and tripped him, landing him in the dirt.  Spain roared its approval.  Nelson and Chip just smiled.  They didn’t think that was in the script.

 

Lee and Stephen ended up being the two that had to compete for the win, they had defeated all their opponents.  They were mounted at the entrance ready to do battle but paused to have a brief conversation between themselves.

 

“OK Lee, you know I’m supposed to win this.”

 

“In your dreams.”

 

“No, in the script.”

 

“Every man for himself.”

 

“So we’re doing this for real?”

 

“As real as it can be with these useless hollowed, balsa wood lances.”

 

They parted and took their positions.

 

Stephen wondered what the chances were that Lee was just kidding him and would take the fall.  Well I’ll find out in about 60 seconds.

 

They charged, they struck, lances splintered and no one came off.  They repeated the procedure with the same results.

 

Lee rode up to Stephen for another little chat.

 

“You know we could do this all night with these ‘toothpicks’, what say we get off and let swords decide this,”  Lee said.

 

Up at the tables Chip noticed that down at the arena entrance there were conversations going on amongst the other people in the show, and a bit of arm waving. 

 

Harry leaned over towards Chip, “I suspect those two are rewriting tonight’s script, without warning anyone.”

 

Chip nodded.  Yep, Lee would do that if he felt like it.

 

Lee and Stephen dismounted and signalled for swords.  Harry and Chip moved forward on the bench, neither one of them had ever seen Lee in his medieval role.  They had rescued him from a horrific, blood soaked battleground once, but that was after the fact.  Now they were getting to see him in action.

 

In the arena, the two men squared off.  This sword fight was considerably different from the one Lee had with the Dragon King.  The crowd could tell that this was a serious fight, between two men who knew what they were about and neither one was going to give quarter to the other.

 

First Lee then Stephen would seem to be getting the upper hand, mighty strokes landing on shields.  Strokes that would have seriously injured either man if they didn’t get their shield up in time.  Sparks flew when sword met sword.  The audience grew quiet and tense.  The ragged breathing of the ‘Kings’ could be heard  throughout the arena.

 

“Are they actually trying to kill each other,” Harry heard one of the serving wenches ask another one as they paused beside him to watch. 

 

“Well, I heard that they got ‘volunteered’ over here to work out some sort of issue they were having, guess this is them working it out,” responded the other.

 

“Lordy, hope the paramedics are close by.”

 

There was a gasp from the crowd, Stephen had lost his sword to the same manoeuvre Lee had used on the Dragon King.  Lee stepped back and Stephen signalled for a battle flail, Lee threw away his sword and did the same.  The flails were a single spiked ball attached to a handle by a chain.  It provided a more powerful hit than a mace but was harder to control.

 

Lee and Stephen each gave a couple of experimental swings to get the feel of their flails, then began to circle and feint.  Lee launched the first attack and scored a solid, arm shattering hit on Stephen’s shield.  Sparks flew from the metal banding on the wooden shield and Stephen shuddered under the blow and went down on one knee.  He was dazed from the force of the strike and his arm was numb.  Shit Lee I know you’re not that mad at me, wonder who you’re trying to pound into the dirt.  Letting Lee work out his anger was one thing, getting this severely hammered on was another. 

 

It was a dirty move but Stephen didn’t figure he had much choice, he had to back Lee off.  He swung his flail low trying to catch Lee’s legs, he didn’t put a lot of power in it because he didn’t want to break either one of his friend’s legs, just dump him on the ground so he could get up.  It was a good plan but Lee saw it coming and easily jumped the flail.  It did, however, give Stephen time enough to get up and he was able to get in another swing.  This one overhanded and landing on Lee’s shield with a satisfying crash.  Lee responded with another herculean blow and Stephen’s shield cracked under it, he wouldn’t be able to take another hit on his shield.  The next strike would come straight on through.

 

Harry didn’t think either of the men were really trying to kill each other, or even hurt each other, but accidents happened.  Especially if one of them was angry, and Harry could tell from Lee’s body language that he was very angry.

 

In the arena Stephen wasn’t quite sure what to do.  He was pretty certain that Lee would not attack again, his split shield wouldn’t protect him if Lee did and Lee knew that.  Lee had backed off, obviously planning something but what.  Perhaps Lee was giving him the opportunity to plant a hit, at any rate they couldn’t just dance around the arena, he had to take it on faith that Lee wouldn’t do anything that would hurt him.  He charged forward, swung his spiked ball onto Lee’s quickly raised shield and then found himself flat on his back with Lee’s spiked ball planted in the ground beside his head.

 

Lee had waited for Stephen to attack, intercepted it on his shield, moved quickly forward and pushed Stephen hard with his shield to get him off balance.  He then did a leg sweep landing Stephen on his back and finished off by swinging his spiked ball into the dirt beside Stephen’s head.  It happened so fast the crowd wasn’t sure they’d even seen it happen.

 

Lee reached down to Stephen to help him up.  The crowd roared its approval.  Stephen looked into Lee’s eyes and saw that the black fury that had raged their earlier was gone.  As Stephen regained his feet he kept his grip on Lee’s arm and asked, “feeling a bit better now?”

 

“Some, thanks for the therapy session.”

 

Merlin walked over to the two Kings.  In a voice only they could hear said, “if you’re quite through we’d like to get on with the scheduled show, hmmm.”

 

Lee and Stephen grinned at him and did a fast jog out of the arena to loud clapping.

 

Merlin turned his hidden mic back on, “Well it seems that the King of Spain wins tonight’s tournament, HUZZAH!”  The crowd responded in kind and also banged the tables and quaffed more beer.

 

There were no more surprises for the cast for the rest of the show.  Lee and Stephen stuck to the script.  Harry and Chip did notice that during the melee segment that anyone Lee or Stephen ended up fighting tended to give up rather quickly.

 

Finally the last mouthful of beer was swigged and the final Huzzah given.  The Kings all rode into the arena and went to greet their respective country for a few minutes.  Chip and Harry watched Lee ride over to Spain at the end of the arena, Stephen’s Hungary was beside their Dragon King section.  Quite a few people wanted to chat with the riders and pet the horses.  The Dragon King was on a very nice Friesian, at least that’s what Harry thought it was, Lee would know, he knew quite a bit about horses for some reason.  Another of the mysteries about Lee that one day I want to learn about, there is so much about that young man I don’t know.  Chip broke into his thoughts, he wanted to go down to talk to the rider so Harry followed along.

 

“That’s some show you guys put on.  How long have you and the others been doing the show?” 

 

Ah ha, Chip’s on a fishing expedition, good man!

 

Harry patted the horse while the rider answered Chip.

 

“Glad you liked the show.  I’ve been involved for about 2 years now, there’s a fair turnover between injuries and guys just moving on.  The newest members are the Kings of Spain and of Hungary.  Tonight was their first show.”

 

Harry spoke up, “I never would have guessed, they seemed to be old pros at it.  Amazing fight production between them.”

 

“Ummm, yes wasn’t it.  Not really in the script but the crowd seemed to enjoy it.  I haven’t heard the background on them but they obviously know what they are doing.”

 

A family with little children were waiting for their turn with the rider and his horse so Harry and Chip moved aside.

 

“We didn’t learn a whole lot Chip but it did confirm that Lee and Stephen’s fight was not scripted.”

 

“They weren’t playing at it either, a couple of times I was sure one of them was going to be seriously injured.  Harry, I think  the King of Hungary is trying to get your attention.”

 

Stephen was kibitzing with his admirers when he happened to look over toward the Dragon section.  To his surprise he saw Admiral Nelson and Chip talking to Hank, a.k.a. the Dragon King.  He glanced over to see what Lee was doing, Lee’s back was to him, and he was hoisting a child up into the saddle with him so the parents could take pictures.  Good, he’ll be busy for awhile.  Stephen kept an eye on Nelson and Chip, when they moved away from Hank he rose in his stirrups, with a quick glance at Lee to be sure he was still occupied, he waved at them.

 

Harry and Chip made short work of getting over to the Hungary section and down to Stephen.

 

As they approached Stephen moved his horse so that it blocked Lee’s view of whoever might be standing to the right of him.  Harry and Chip noted the movement and approached from that side.

 

“Nice horse you have here, interesting show, rather intense at times.”  Nelson commented.

 

“Thanks, and yes, it was very intense, almost shatteringly so.”  Stephen flexed his left hand as he made the comment, his arm still tingled.  He leaned down in his saddle, fiddling with the stirrup, it also brought him close to Nelson, in a low voice he said, “Sir I need to talk to you about Lee, it’s urgent.  Meet me at the Venetian’s Gondola stand in two hours.  If you’re not there I’ll assume Lee is correct.

 

Something urgent about Lee, if I’m not there he’ll assume Lee is correct?  Correct about what?”

 

Harry couldn’t ask any of the question racing through his mind, Stephen had straightened up and had a new set of admirers demanding his attention.

 

“Let’s go Chip, we have to be somewhere in two hours.”

 

Chip hadn’t heard what had been said to Harry, but he could guess that it was about Lee.  When they got back to the hotel Harry filled him in. 

 

Back in his own room Chip found that there was a message waiting for him, Phoenix would like him to call her.

 

Phoenix picked up on the second ring, “Oh good Chip, I’m glad you went back to your room after the Tournament.  Did you and Harry enjoy it?”

 

“Yes we did, it had a few surprises in it we enjoyed seeing.”

 

“Wonderful, now how would you like me to show you a few more?  I know you’re leaving soon and there’s still so much you haven’t seen.  I’d prefer it be just the two of us but if Harry wants to come as well I’d understand.”

 

“Let me talk to him and I’ll call you right back if that’s ok.”

 

“Absolutely, I’ll be waiting for your call, bye.”

 

Harry was quickly changing clothes in his room, he wanted to get to the Venetian early, he wouldn’t risk missing the meeting time, heaven only knew what conclusions Lee might be jumping too.  Obviously serious enough ones to cause Stephen to risk talking to him at the Tournament and ask for a meeting.

 

He heard a knock on his door, hmmm Chip changes a lot faster than I do.  He opened the door as he was pulling on a dark blue t-shirt.

 

“Chip, you haven’t changed yet!”

 

“We have a bit of a complication.  Phoenix wants to show me more of Vegas tonight, you’re invited as well.”

 

“Blast and bother wouldn’t you just know it!  Obviously I can’t go.  Chip I know you really want to come to the meeting but I think you’re going to have to go with Phoenix and also make my apologies.”

 

“Yes, that’s pretty much what I figured.”  Chip had decided that he wasn’t going to mention that Phoenix wasn’t all that eager to have Harry along anyway.

 

Harry took a guess, “I take it that I won’t be missed all that much by the young lady concerned.”

 

Chip blushed and tried to think of a tactful response.

 

“Never mind Chip, I was young once.  I’ll fill you in on the meeting when you get back.”

 

“Thank you Harry, I’ll try not to be too late.”

 

“Nonsense, we aren’t here for much longer, make the most of it Chip, try not to worry about Lee, whatever the problem is I’ll take care of it.  And when we get back home, I’m going to take care of that other little problem once and for all as well.”

 

Chip knew Harry was referring to Admiral Jones.  He would still have liked to be at the meeting but it was with a lighter heart that he called Phoenix and agreed to a night out, sans Harry.

 

*****

 

Once the horses were taken care of Lee and Stephen headed back to their room.  They could have left earlier, letting the stable hands bed the horses down, but Lee had a thing about horses, and if he rode one then he saw to its care afterwards.  He expected Stephen to do the same.

 

“Any plans for the rest of the night Lee?”

 

“Not really, we have the show to do tomorrow then we’re out of here.  Thought I’d hit the rack early.  What about you?  You haven’t said much since I sort of pummelled you into the ground, you ok?”

 

“Pummelled me into the ground!  As if!  I was just letting you burn off some of that anger inside you.  I’m sure I’ll be able to use my arm again....some day.”

 

“You want me to get the in-house Doctor?”

 

“No I don’t.  The arm will be ok by tomorrow, you however have some issues that need sorting.  No way you’re leaving NIMR and going full-time with ONI...”

 

Stephen would have continued but Lee stopped him.

 

“Leave it alone.  There is no way Nelson is going to want me around, he won’t be able to stand the sight of me.”

 

“You’re way overreacting; he can’t be that big a prude that a little male dancing is going to freak him out so much that he would fire you.”

 

“I said LEAVE IT ALONE.  I’m not discussing it.  Either go out or go to bed.”  Lee stomped into the bathroom and slammed the door.

 

Stephen had hated baiting Lee, but he had to meet with Admiral Nelson and if he’d just said he was going out Lee would want to know where and why and maybe tag along.  This way Lee was happy just to be rid of him.

 

*****

 

Caitlin was feeling like a real heel.  Damn, how was I suppose to know that brother dearest would be there.  Damnation and hellfire, what is Harry doing in Vegas let alone at the show last night?

 

From pictures she’d seen at Harry’s place she was pretty sure the blond guy was Lee’s friend Chip, who also happened to be his XO on the Seaview.  Double damn, as if Lee wouldn’t be mad enough that I was the one who set the stage, so to speak, he gets caught by his boss and his best friend.  To top it off I get caught in a very public place, by my brother, with my hand wrapped around Lee’s cock.  She smirked a bit at the memory.  Lee sure didn’t see that coming.  I have to talk to Lee, it won’t be that big a risk if I do it right.

 

Lee was just exiting the bathroom when there was knock at the door.  He could see that Stephen had left.

 

“Whoever you are go away.”

 

Ya, he’s pissed.

 

“Sorry sir, it’s room service I need to deliver your order.”

 

Weird, I didn`t order anything.  Maybe Stephen called for something for me.  Like I`m in the mood to eat.

 

“Take whatever it is back, if you can’t do that then leave it by the door.”

 

Great, this couldn’t be easy could it!  I’m going to get caught out here in a minute if he doesn’t open the door.

 

“I’m sorry sir but I have to bring it in, hotel policy, I can’t leave anything in the hallway.”

 

Lee was not in the mood for this.  “Then take it back.”

 

OK, we’re doing this the hard way.  Caitlin reached into her pocket and pulled out a slim black box, she placed it against the card reader in the door and hit a couple of buttons.  It could sometimes take a minute or two for it to find the right frequency and she had a feeling that her time was running out.  She could hear a door opening down the corridor and voices.  Just when she thought she was going to have to come back later the light flashed green on the door.  She turned the handle and went in.

 

“What the hell, I told you to take it back!  Get out!”  Lee barked at the dark haired woman in a hotel uniform that had just come into his room unbidden.

 

Caitlin had been closing the door and now turned to find Lee standing there with only a towel wrapped around his waist.

 

The woman ignored his demand for her to leave and put the tray she had carried in down on one of the tables.

 

Lee looked closer at her and swore, none to quietly, using one of the saltier words he knew but rarely used.  He didn’t say anything more, just glared at her.

 

Hell Nelson would wash my mouth out with soap for that one.  Not that I have to worry about ever seeing him again.  Let’s see in the space of a month, I’ve been drunk and disorderly and engaged in conduct that is unbecoming an officer and a gentleman, not just by myself but with his sister in a public venue.  Ya, like he wants to ever set eyes on me again.

 

Caitlin watched the play of emotions across Lee’s face, saw the pain in his eyes.

 

“Lee I didn’t know Harry would be there.  I wouldn’t have done that to you, or me for that matter.”

 

Lee really didn’t want to hear anything she had to say but it was quite apparent that she wasn’t going to leave until she said what she had come to say.

 

“Mind if I change into some pants or should I just drop the towel so you can ‘play’ some more?”  he snarled at her.

 

Shit Lee don`t tempt me.

 

“Go ahead and pull on some pants, I’ll try and control myself,” she answered.

 

Lee grabbed underwear and his jeans and went back into the bathroom.

 

Caitlin pulled off the black wig and fluffed her hair out.  That feels better, I hate wigs but they do have their uses.

 

When Lee came back out Caitlin thought he looked drop dead sexy with bare torso, black jeans and bare feet.  His hair was damp from his shower and being longer than usual was a delightful snarl of long black curls.  Get a grip girl, you’re not here for sex...yet.  She had noticed when he had headed to the bathroom to change that there appeared a long bruise developing on his back, she wondered what had happened but decided that now wasn’t the time to ask.

 

“Say what you came to say and get out.”  There were things Lee would have liked to ask her but he was to mad at himself right now to go there.

 

“Like I said Lee, it wasn’t in my plans to have Harry there, or Chip, that was Chip right?  I’ve never met him but I’ve seen his picture.”

 

“Yes that was Chip, my former best friend.”  Lee could practically hear Chip yelling at him:  Hell Lee is there nothing you won’t do if ONI tells you to?  The Admiral couldn’t believe it and neither could I.  That was without Chip even knowing that Caitlin was the Admiral’s sister.

 

“Just tell me one thing Edith, Caitlin or Caleigh, or whatever.  If you can be here now why the hell couldn’t you just give me the chip now, why the whole ‘setup’?  Do you have something against me?”

 

No, but I’d like to!  Damn the man.

 

“Lee I shouldn’t be here now, it’s dangerous.  You know I can’t tell you everything but the mission brief would have told you that I’m a NSA agent.  Harry doesn’t know, well at least he didn’t until tonight, I’m not sure what he may have figured out.”

 

Lee would have interrupted her but she held up her hand.

 

“Let me finish Lee.  I will take full blame for the parameters of the drop; I requested you and the manner of passing the intel.”

 

Lee tried to interrupt again.

 

“No, let me get it all out, then you can tell me what you think of me.  I don’t go anywhere near ONI offices or anything military, my cover would be totally blown if there appeared to be any connection.  Haven’t you ever wondered why no one other that you has ever met me?  Sure the people at NIMR know my name, but only you and Harry’s assistance have ever seen me.  I always use Harry’s private entrance.  To the world I’m just a flighty, spoiled rich girl who travels around the world.  Yes I could have done our drop differently but I have what Harry sometimes calls a ‘whimsical’ side when he’s being kind.  I thought it would be a lot of fun and....oh hell that isn’t totally true.  Truth be told I wanted to see you as naked as possible.  Lee I’ve been trying to get you to ask me out, since we first met.  I sent every signal I knew that I was more than a little interested in you.  You ignored me and I don’t think it’s because you find me unattractive.  I think you are ‘interested’ too.”  That wasn’t the speech she had planned on but there it was, out in the open.

 

Lee was stunned for the third time that night.  Whoa, this isn’t what I was expecting!

 

“So you decided that having me join an all-male revue in Vegas was the best way to get me to stop ignoring you?”

 

“Well put like that it doesn’t sound like so bright an idea, but look at it from my point of view.  I’m out of the country a lot, the little I’m here I can’t get anywhere with you.  Most of the time you’re off on Seaview anyway and when I do manage to get a dinner with you, it’s with Harry as well.  It’s extremely frustrating!”

 

“Geesh Caitlin, he’s my boss, or he was and he’s an Admiral.  I have a great deal of respect for him, there`s no way I`m going to pursue his sister no matter how attracted to you I might be.”

 

Well that was something, he didn’t say he wasn’t attracted to me, actually he implied he was.  What concerned her now was the past tense Lee had used about Harry being his boss.

 

“Lee what do you mean ‘was your boss’?  Did Harry track you down and fire you?”

 

“No, I saved him the effort.”

 

“How?”

 

“Never mind.”

 

“Lee Crane you will not leave this room until you tell me what you’ve done!”

 

“It’s my room, you’re the one leaving.”  How on earth did this conversation get started!

 

“Just try and make me leave and I’ll dislocate every joint in your body.”

 

She looks like she could too, look at those incredible green eyes spark.

 

True to her titian hair and like her brother, Caitlin had a very short fuse to her temper, it had just about run out.  She marched up to Lee and poked him in the chest, “Give, what have you done?”

 

None of your business lady.  “Out” Lee barked.  The next thing he knew he was sailing through the air and had landed on his bed with Caitlin straddling him at the hips and her hands firmly planted on his shoulders.

 

What is it with women tossing me around!

 

He was noticing a whole lot of things he shouldn’t, blazing green eyes, her deep breathing moving her breasts up and down, every spot where her body connected with his tingled.

 

OK, no more Mr Nice Guy.  Lee moved like the well trained agent he was and before Caitlin knew what had happened he had flipped her over and now pinned her to the bed.  He used all of his body to pin her, laying flat on top of her, his legs wrapped around hers holding them captive, his hands held her arms slightly above her head,  his naked chest rested firmly on her.

 

This is sooo not a better position, Lee thought.  His face was too close to hers, he should pull back, but her beautiful eyes held him, her soft lips were slightly parted, inviting him to come exploring.  He felt heat building in his groin, saw in her eyes that she felt it to.  Damn you Lee Crane, with everything you’ve done to the Admiral you are not going to top it off by having sex with his sister.  Lee released Caitlin’s arms so he could to push himself up but she looped her arms behind his head and closed that small distance between their lips.

 

The kiss was deep, passionate everything he could have wished for and it was followed by another and another.  His right hand now cupped the back of her head, feeling the silky softness of her hair, his left stroked down her body, over her hip and grasped the back of her thigh, urging her leg up and over his hip.  His body started to rhythmically move against hers, she squirmed beneath him and he felt the hand that had been stroking his back move down to the front of his jeans, undoing the snap and pulling at the zipper.  Oh he wanted her, wanted her bad, but not this way.

 

With all the willpower he possessed he stilled his body, moved his hand to capture hers and bring it back up and then he buried his head face down in the pillow with a groan.

 

“Lee, Lee what’s wrong?”

 

“I don’t want it to be like this Caitlin.  Please understand.  I don’t want you to be a one night romp in Vegas.  I want more than that for us.  I want to get to know you first, I’m hoping you feel that way too.  Either way I can’t let this happen tonight.”

 

Caitlin took a steadying breath.  She hadn’t really thought beyond her instant and strong attraction to Lee.  Whatever time they’d had together she’d spent it trying to seduce him, Harry be damned.  Of course Lee had been all proper gentleman in and out of Harry’s sight.  Is it just the challenge I’m interested in?  No, it’s more than that, it’s always been more than that.  No matter where I am I think of him, can see every curve of his face, the twinkle in his hazel eyes when he teases and the fire when he’s mad, his beautiful hands, his gentle way.  Is this love or infatuation?  I feel so connected to him, I’ve never felt this way about anyone else.

 

Lee had raised his head and was watching Caitlin, waiting for her response.  Questions came and went in her eyes, finally they focused back on him and he held his breath.

 

“I can wait Lee, I want to know you too, everything about you, every detail no matter how small.  I want to learn all about Lee Crane the person, then we can continue with Lee Crane the sexy body.  I want to learn every detail about that too.”

 

Lee laughed, “You have a one track mind lovely lady.”  He moved gracefully off her and the bed and then pulled her up beside him and gave her a not so chaste kiss.

 

“Yum, do that again and I’ll just move right along to learning the body first and the man second.  We do get to neck while learning about each other, right?”

 

Lee mock sighed, “Like I said, one track mind.  And yes, we do, most definitely.”

 

“Speaking of my ‘one track mind’.  How about starting to get to know you by telling me why you think Harry isn’t your boss anymore.”

 

Lee told her what he had done.

 

“Oh lordy, I feel like Titania.”

 

“That another of your cover names?”

 

“No my darling, think Shakespeare.”

 

Lee thought for a moment, then the penny dropped, “Ok, you may be as beautiful as a Fairy Queen but I do not have the head of an ass.”

 

“Wanna bet.”

 

Lee sighed for real this time.  Oh ya, we’re going to have fun learning about each other, if we survive the experience.

 

Caitlin continued, “Why does it never occur to men to talk things over before doing something stupid.”

 

“Do you really want to talk to Harry right now?”

 

“Nope, he needs a little time to simmer down, must say that his reaction seems a little extreme to me.  Of course of the two of us he is the one with the temper.”

 

Lee snorted upon hearing that piece of intel.  “Hadn’t noticed that to be the case.”

 

Caitlin sent him a glare.

 

They talked for a while longer; it was going to be a sticky mess to sort out.  If Harry hadn’t figured out that Caitlin was an agent then she didn’t want him knowing, which didn’t really give them a way to explain to Harry why she was on stage with Lee.  Lee thought his call to reactivate himself to regular duty was still the right thing to have done.  The look on Harry’s face had said it all; Lee was history.  That’s where they left it when Caitlin finally departed, after a long goodnight kiss.

 

Lee had no idea how his relationship with Caitlin would work out, Nelson certainly wasn’t going to approve of it, especially now.  Rather than A Midsummer Night’s Dream Lee felt more like they were in Romeo and Juliet:

 

"Romeo is banished,
There is no end, no limit, measure, bound,
In that word's death.  No words can that woe sound."

 

"For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo."

 

 

To the north, another meeting was taking place.

 

*****

 

Stephen saw Harry standing at the booth watching the Gondola’s pass by.  He didn’t know it but it brought back memories for Harry, of a time when he’d thought Lee might be dead and the ache in his heart that thought had brought12.

 

Stephen noted the look of sadness that briefly crossed the Admiral’s face.  Oh boy, maybe Lee is right, the old man doesn’t want him around anymore.  Stephen approached and held out his hand, “Sir, good to see you again.  Thank you for coming.”

 

Harry looked out at the Gondolas again.  “Nice place, what say we take a stroll while you tell me what’s on your mind.”

 

The two started off along the walkway, it was late but in Vegas there are always people out, nothing ever closes and night time was especially dramatic with all the lights and music.

 

Now that he was with Nelson, Stephen didn’t know quite how to begin.

 

“You don’t seem to be saying anything Stephen.”

 

“Not sure where to start.”

 

“At the beginning always seems to work.  Let me help you out, what I know is that Lee did not want this assignment.  In fact he tried to refuse it but pressure was brought to bear, sufficient pressure that he felt he had no choice but to take it on.”

 

“That’s essentially correct.  Although it wasn’t the assignment that was the issue but the cover.”

 

At that Harry gave a loud snort, “I’d say more the lack of cover.”

 

“Ah, yes Sir.  Even though Lee took the assignment, and completed it successfully things seem to have worked out the way Jones wanted.” 

 

They came to a bridge and Harry stopped in the middle and leaned against the railing.

 

“Could you be a bit more specific?  It was my understanding that things remained status quo as long as Lee did as Jones ordered him.”

 

“I’m afraid I’m to blame for what Lee’s done.”  Stephen stopped not sure that the middle of a bridge was the safest place to be having this conversation.

 

Nelson looked down at his hands, waiting for Stephen to continue, he had a feeling he was very much not going to like what he was about to hear.

 

“I was sort of ticked about something Lee had done back in D.C.  Among the guys we often play pranks on each other, of course we know that there will be payback, that’s half the fun.”

 

“I’m familiar with the ‘game’.  Lee and Chip have been known to indulge in it.”

 

“I saw you in the crowd at the show.  I’m the one who arranged to have your table lit up when Lee did his solo.  He didn’t know you were there.  I sure as hell didn’t expect you to be so mad at him and I didn’t expect him to come unglued the way he did.  Why that woman did what she did I can’t go into but it wasn’t any of Lee’s doing.”

 

“I see, so Lee’s upset about my possible reaction.  I’ll have a talk with him when he gets back to Seaview, about a couple of things.  At first I was going to track him down here but I think it’s probably better handled after we get back.”

 

“Well that’s the problem Sir, Lee isn’t going back to Seaview.”

 

With that Nelson’s head snapped up and his eyes nailed Stephen to the spot.

 

Stephen took a breath and continued, “When we got back to our room he contacted ONI about ‘something’ and also asked that he be reinstated to active status in the Navy and assigned permanently to ONI.  I asked him what on earth he was doing but he said that you wouldn’t want him anymore, wouldn’t be able to stand the sight of him and probably had his pink slip written out as soon as you got back to your room.  I have to admit that the expression on your face at the time was pretty much giving that impression.”

 

Looking at the storm clouds gathering across the Admiral’s face, Stephen was wondering how many more minutes before he found himself tossed off the bridge into the water.

 

Harry was furious all right, but not at Stephen or Lee or even Caitlin.  There was one man at whose feet this mess lay, and Harry planned to have his head for it.  This was an absolute abuse of his position at ONI and Harry would not tolerate it.  He had fought off and on with Jones about Lee but until now Jones had played by the rules, sort of.  As far as Harry was concerned the gloves were now off.  How the hell Jones got Caitlin involved Harry had no idea, but he’d find out and no way, as long as Harry drew breath, would Lee ever be forced or tricked into joining ONI.  As for leaving NIMR, he’d straighten the young man out about that in no uncertain terms.

 

Harry suddenly turned toward Stephen, and although he tried not to, Stephen couldn’t help but jump back a bit.

 

Nelson raised his formidable eyebrows, “a little nervous are you?”

 

“Reflexive response to sudden movement, Sir.”

 

“Uh huh.”  Nelson chuckled.  Wouldn’t Jigg’s love this.  He has to holler and bully them, all I have to do is look at them and they jump.

 

“When do you and Lee leave Vegas?”

 

“We’re supposed to do one more show tomorrow then fly out.  George, the manager, has been trying to get us to sign on with the troupe.  Of course we can’t but it has been fun.  Once Lee got over being so damn tight assed about things he really cut loose....”  Stephen paused, realizing that this might not have been the best thing to say to the Admiral, he still wasn’t sure what Nelson thought about it all.

 

“I see, so he enjoyed himself some did he?”

 

Stephen saw the smile that Nelson was trying to hold back.

 

“I’d say so Sir, up until last night anyway.  You should get him to tell you some of the things that happened while we were being trained for this.”  Stephen couldn’t hold back a laugh as he thought of Yvonne dumping Lee on his butt and stripping off his pants.  “That is Sir, assuming you’re still talking to him and still want him at NIMR.”

 

“I still want him Stephen.  As I told Chip recently, I may be old but I remember what it was like to be young.  I imagine it’s a bit of an ego boost having all the ladies drooling over you.” 

 

“It sure appealed to me Sir, but I think Lee tried to look at it as more of an, ah, ‘artistic’ experience.”

 

“Hummrph.  You both have excellent physiques and the human body is a beautiful thing.  Granted I saw more of my Captain’s that I ever expected too.  Did you know that the competitors in the ancient Olympics are thought to have competed naked and to have used olive oil to enhance their appearance?”

 

Well Lee’s old man doesn’t seem to be having much of an issue with this, so why was he so pissed at the show?  I’m not opening that sardine can, he seems in a good mood right now, I think I’d like to keep it that way.

 

“That’s very interesting.  You might want to mention that to Lee, ah, sometime soon.”

 

Nelson got Stephen’s hint, talk to Lee sooner rather than later.  He wanted that as well, knowing Lee was probably beating himself up pretty good about something that he wasn’t responsible for.

 

“Would it be a problem for your cover if I came back with you and talked to Lee now?”

 

“Nah, this wasn’t what you’d call a really top secret mission.  At this hour I don’t think anyone would notice you, and no one is looking for us anyway.  Sort of odd why the drop had to be this way, I don’t really understand it but I don’t have to.  As Jones likes to tell us, ‘shut up and do what I tell you.’”

 

Another storm cloud passed over Nelson’s face.  Stephen figured things might soon get interesting in Jones’ office.

 

He and the Admiral headed to the Excalibur, it was late, but Stephen didn’t figure Lee would be getting any sleep, to busy brooding.

 

“Hey Lee, I brought you some company,” Stephen announced as he came through the door.  There was no response, “Lee where are you at?”

 

There wasn’t any place to be other than the bathroom and the door was open and the light off.

 

“Huh, wonder where he’s gotten too.”  Stephen spotted a sheet of paper on his bed.  I’ve got a bad feeling about this.  He picked it up and began reading aloud.

 

 

Stephen, sorry buddy but I decided to head out tonight, give my regrets to the guys, I know you can make something up.  I’ve got the ‘package’, I’ll drop it off then head to Santa Barbara to clear out my stuff.  Figured it would be quicker and easier to do while the Admiral and Chip are in Vegas.  I made a couple of calls and found out that they are going to be here for 2 more days.          Catch ya later - Lee

 

 

“Admiral have you ever noticed that Lee does the damnest things?”

 

“It has been remarked on upon occasion,”  Nelson replied with a sigh.  “Whatever you don’t want him to do or wherever you don’t want him to be...odds are...”

 

Nelson pulled out his cell and punched a couple of buttons.  Within a few minutes he had a private jet ready to fly him to Santa Barbara.

 

“Chip won’t like it much but he’ll need to stay here and monitor the Shark Reef for another 2 days at least.”  Nelson’s brow furrowed, “I wonder why Lee is heading to D.C. first and then to Santa Barbara, seems an odd choice given how close Vegas is to Santa Barbara.”

 

“No brainer there, after a ‘pickup’ whichever agent leaves a completed assignment first is responsible for getting the ‘package’ home asap.  Jones would have Lee’s liver for breakfast if he headed to Santa Barbara first.  Knowing Lee he won’t waste time, he’ll arrange things so that he’s in and out of D.C. and on his way again in the least possible amount of time.”

 

“Well no matter how fast he does it, I’ll be there well before him.”  Nelson had thought about heading to D.C. himself and having it out with Jones but he didn’t want to risk missing Lee.  He figured his best plan would be to get back to NIMR and park himself on Seaview.  He’d wait there for Lee to show up.  He’d take care of Jones after that.  He bid Stephen good luck with his last show and left for Mandalay Bay.

 

*****

 

Harry wasn’t sure if Chip would already be back and perhaps in bed but this couldn’t wait.  He knocked on Chip’s door, no answer.  He went to his own room and hastily scribbled a note on hotel stationary then went back and slipped it under Chips door:

 

 

Need to talk to you as soon as you get in, Harry.

 

 

Returning to his room he stretched out on his bed, just for a minute, and promptly fell into a fitful sleep.  It was pushing 0400 when he was awakened by a knock on his door.  He was thankful on two counts, one that Chip was finally back and two, that he had interrupted a most unpleasant dream.

 

“Lee, Lee, son please don’t leave me,” Harry begged as he cradled Lee’s blood soaked body close to him.  Overhead Jones leered down at him, “He’s mine Nelson, mine” and he reached down to roughly pull Lee out of Nelson’s arms.  “No no leave him alone,” Harry wailed, “he needs a doctor, he needs Jamie.”  “Don’t you worry, I’ll get him patched up and out on another mission in no time,” Jones’ laughter sounded like a bad track from an old horror movie, “muahahaha” echoed all around Harry as Jones dragged Lee from him and across the floor, leaving a trail of blood.  “No No you can’t, I won’t let you,” Harry cried out as he followed after Lee’s body, crawling on his hands and knees, slipping in the blood trail.  He caught a glimpse of Lee as darkness started to swallow Lee and Jones.  Lee raised his head and looked towards him, stretched out his arm to him and Harry was sure he heard Lee whisper “Father” before he disappeared into the roiling black clouds.  How often Harry had wished that was the truth, only once before had Lee ever addressed him as ‘Father’.  It had been out on a god-forsaken frozen tundra plain when they were huddled together for warmth.  Harry wasn’t sure Lee knew what he was saying or remembered having said it, Harry had never brought it up but he would never, ever, forget it and the way he’d felt hearing that one word from Lee’s lips addressed to him.

 

Chip knocked again, louder this time.

 

Harry lurched out of the bed, stumbled to the door and pulled it open.

 

Chip was taken aback, Geesh he looks awful, whatever happened when he talked to Stephen it doesn’t look good!  Damn ONI, any time Lee gets involved with them it’s a royal mess.

 

“Chip, come in,” Harry mumbled, still trying to get control of his racing heart.

 

Chip entered the room, went straight to Harry’s fridge and took out a cold bottle of water, he turned and handed it to Harry.  “No offence but you really look like you could use this.”

 

What I could use is a good stiff drink, but Chip’s idea is probably better.

 

Harry took the bottle, twisted off the cap and downed half of it.

 

Chip wasn’t sure if he should ask how the meeting with Stephen went or wait for Harry to say something.  He didn’t have long to ponder the question.

 

“Chip I have to head back to Santa Barbara right away.  Lee’s already left Las Vegas but he’s headed to D.C. first then NIMR.  He plans to pack his stuff and be gone before we’re back there.”

 

“I can be packed in 10 minutes Sir.”  Chip headed for the door.

 

“Chip I need you to stay here, at least until tomorrow night to monitor the Aquarium.”

 

“Why?  We found the problem, the water is already starting to clear.  They don’t need either one of us now.”

 

There was no way Chip wanted to be left behind, what if the Admiral couldn’t stop Lee from leaving.  If I have to I’ll hogtie Lee and lock him in his cabin until the Admiral and I can pound some sense into him.  If it comes down to it I have pictures of Lee on stage, I’ll threaten to release them to the press.  NIMR Captain of Seaview in a T-bar, bet they would get a wide distribution and Lee’s undercover work with ONI would go up in smoke.  Come to think of it I might just do it anyway.  I might have to kiss my position with NIMR goodbye, and reservist or not, likely the Navy will give me the boot, but at least Lee wouldn’t be sent on any more missions.

 

Harry wasn’t sure what Chip was thinking, but he spotted a determination in his expression.  I might know for sure what he’s thinking but I can hear the gears turning.

 

“Chip I know things are looking better at the Reef but one of us needs to be here to make sure no other problem turns up.  I’ll have a private jet on standby for you at the airport, it will be at least a day before Lee can get to NIMR, likely longer.  Even leaving tomorrow night, you might still get to NIMR before Lee does.

 

“Is that an order, Sir?”

 

“Does it have to be Chip?”

 

Chip sighed, “No, of course not.”

 

Harry was pulling out his suitcase as he talked to Chip.  “You need to get a couple of hours sleep and I need to get going.  I’ve left a message with Brad’s phone service that I was called back for an emergency at the institute.  You can make up anything you like if you need to.” 

 

“Harry...”

 

Nelson didn’t need to hear the words, for once he did know what Chip was thinking.  “Chip you know I’ll do everything within my power and then some to make sure that Lee stays right where he belongs.  Then I’m going to see to it that we don’t ever have to deal with this type of thing again.”

 

From Nelson’s expression and the bite in his last words Chip was glad he wasn’t going to be the one having a visit from Admiral Nelson after the he got Lee safely squared away at home!

 

*****

 

Lee squirmed in his seat, he’d be landing in Memphis soon and he’d be able to stretch his legs for an hour or so until his connecting flight left.  Even with the stopover, he’d considered himself lucky to get a seat on the Delta flight out of Vegas for D.C. at 0150.  He felt even luckier that it had been late leaving or he would have missed it and then would have had to wait for a later flight.

 

He was drop dead tired, he felt like he hadn’t slept in days.  He had hoped to catch a few z’s during the flight but his mind wouldn’t shut down.  He felt vaguely guilty for cutting out on Stephen, but the mission was done and he just couldn’t see getting on the stage again.  What if the Admiral and Chip came back again!  I’d be seeing them at every table even if they weren’t there.  What a mess!

 

He ran his hand through his hair and heaved a sigh.

 

The flight attendant stopped beside him. “Excuse me sir, we’ll be landing shortly, would you like something to drink before we do?”  The poor man looks so tired and unhappy. 

 

Lee asked for some water and the attendant brought him a ‘complimentary’ bottle.  He was pretty sure there was no such thing these days on the airlines and he appreciated her kindness.  Guess I look a wreck.  He quickly downed the entire contents, he hadn’t realized how thirsty he was.  He decided to use the facilities before landing.  The tiny mirror confirmed his earlier suspicion about how he looked.  He rubbed his hand over the stubble on his face and his bleary eyes observed the dark circles under them, his hair, which he usually kept well groomed even when longer was running wild, a tangled mess of curls.  Guess I’ll get a shave and  haircut in Memphis.  He had been through many airports in his life and Memphis was one of the few where he’d noticed a barber shop.  Called America’s Aerotropolis, there wasn’t much you couldn’t find there.

 

Lee had no sooner regained his seat than he heard the announcement that they were on final approach for Memphis International.  Lee buckled up, first leg of his journey down, only three more to go and he’d be in Santa Barbara, for perhaps the last time in his life.

 

*****

 

Admiral Nelson fidgeted in his seat onboard the private jet.  It wasn’t for lack of legroom, he had lots of that, what he didn’t have yet was a plan on how to deal with Lee.

 

Blasted stubborn, pigheaded, overachiever.  Why can’t he be content with his command of Seaview and his role at the institute?  Why does he have to personally save the world for ONI whenever they beckon?  Why the hell do I let him?

 

Harry knew the answers to the questions.  He knew that Lee loved Seaview, NIMR and he dared hope, one Admiral Harriman Nelson.  He also knew that Lee would never turn away from a request to serve his country, regardless of the manner or the danger.  Yes, Lee had come close to refusing a mission this time, but ultimately he had gone.  Harry still couldn’t quite fathom why Jones insisted that Lee take the mission.  As far as Harry could tell any agent could have done it, it did not require any of the special skills that Lee possessed.  Guess we can add one more to that list.  Harry smiled to himself, after the initial surprise when he’d recognized Lee he had quite enjoyed the show, up until his sister’s little stunt.  Hell if she wants in his pants that badly why doesn’t she just tell him and get it over with.  Harry thought he knew the answer to that one too, Lee would not touch Edith, she was the Admiral’s sister.  Edith obviously did not consider the reverse to be true, hands off Lee he’s Harry’s Captain.  Just as stubborn and pigheaded as Lee.  She always has been a handful, drove Mom and Dad crazy.  She was a surprise right from the start, conceived well past when they had thought I would be their only child.  Flits all around the world doing lord only knows what.  He was still puzzled as to how Edith ended up at the show, she hadn’t called him to say she was back in the States, he’d thought she was still in Morocco.  Edith, my wayward sister, I’ll be talking to you soon.

 

The co-pilot exited the cockpit and came to speak to the Admiral.  “Sir we’ll be landing soon, please fasten your seatbelt, stow any gear you have out, well you know the drill Sir.”

 

The Admiral nodded and fastened his belt.

 

*****

 

Chip arrived at the Aquarium earlier than expected.  He hadn’t been able to sleep so had spent the time packing and worrying.  He realized that even if he had left with the Admiral that Harry would have wanted to see Lee alone first.  Hmmm, guess it’s back to ‘Sir’ or ‘Admiral’ for me again.  Just when I was starting to get used to calling him Harry, NOT!

 

He thought about his evening with Phoenix.  He had had a good time, a very good time in fact, even with the ‘Lee disaster’ in the back of his mind.  Nothing like a little cuddling and smooching to take your mind off of other things, of course at that point he hadn’t known that Lee had ‘done a runner’ on them.  He’d figured the Admiral would have things sorted out by the time he got back from his date and he could then razz Lee unmercifully.  Now I’m stuck here watching water, almost as much fun as counting seals.   

 

“Good morning Chip.”  A happy Brad greeted him.  “What have you done with Harry, his phone message didn’t give much detail.”

 

“I’m afraid he sends his regrets, he had an emergency back at NIMR and flew out early this morning.”

 

“Nothing to terrible I hope.”

 

“Me too.  I’ll finish monitoring things here, then I’ll be flying out tomorrow night.”

 

“Phoenix will be disappointed to hear that, she quite enjoyed herself last night.”

 

OK, so how much did she share with her father about what last night?

 

Chip flushed slightly, “Uh, ya, I quite enjoyed myself as well.  Better get to reviewing the stats on the water quality.”

 

“Excellent, really appreciate all the help from yourself and Harry.  Things are looking much better.”

 

He watched as Chip headed off.  Phoenix hadn’t shared any particulars of her date with Chip but given Chip’s blush and his daughter’s smug look this morning when she informed him that Chip was definitely interested in the opposite sex, he didn’t have to apply much imagination to figure out how she came to her conclusion.

 

*****

 

Harry’s flight from Vegas to Santa Barbara made good time.  The Institute had a car waiting for him when he landed.  In slightly less than 2 hours from the time he’d left Vegas he was back at NIMR.

 

He knew there was no possible way for Lee to have arrived at NIMR yet, nonetheless he made his first stop Lee’s office, to assure himself that Lee’s personal items were still there.  Then he went to his own office and quickly sorted through his IN box looking for any paperwork related to releasing Lee from NIMR, nothing.  It was too early for his admin assistant to be in so he went through the items on her desk.  Bingo, something from SECNAV, they want confirmation that Commander Lee Crane has been released from NIMR.  Bloody paper pushers take months to respond to our requests for the simplest things but this they can push through in less than 24 hours!  He noticed that while it was SECNAV who sent the request, the response was to be sent to an ONI number.  Appears Jones is trying to cut some corners.  I’d bet the Institute that with or without confirmation he’s going to send Lee out of the country asap.  Over my...no let’s make that Jones’, dead body.

 

Nelson called the gate and told the guards on duty to note that he wanted to be alerted when Captain Crane arrived, likely some time tomorrow.  “No, don’t tell him I’m looking for him, don’t mention me at all, just let me know when he gets here.”

 

He then placed a similar call to Seaview, granted there would only be a skeleton crew there but there were lots of security guards.  Lee had seen to that.  He had felt that security was lacking when he took on his first mission with Nelson.  He’d been able to get past the boat’s security and board her before being caught.  Since then there had been other times when NIMR and boat security had been breached and each time Lee had come up with ways to tighten things up.  Theoretically, it shouldn’t be possible for anyone to get on the grounds let alone onto the boat without being seen.  I suppose it’s possible that Lee won’t want to be seen.  If anyone can get in here on the QT it will be Lee, he knows the security measures inside and out, and he’s damn slippery when he wants to be.

 

Harry decided that the best place to lay in wait for his wandering Captain would be Lee’s cabin.

 

*****

 

Lee’s plane touched down in D.C. and he made straight for ONI.  The sooner I drop the damn package off the sooner I can be on my next flight.

 

While he had gotten a shave and a haircut on his layover, he still felt like crap, and looked it.  This wasn’t taken as unusual by anyone he passed in the corridors of ONI, they were used to agents arriving looking like something a cat wouldn’t bother dragging in.  These weren’t the main corridors of course.  Agents had their own routes in the building to get where they needed to be, wouldn’t want to scare any visitors that might be around.  He arrived at the drop-off office and when he handed in his package and gave his ID he was informed that he was to go directly to Admiral Jones’ office, now.

 

Aren’t I just the freaking luckiest agent on the planet!

 

Lee went up the back way and into the reception area, no one was around.

 

“Get in here Crane.”  He heard Jones bellow.  No secret how he knows I’m here, they would have called up to tell him I was on my way and he probably watched me come up on the surveillance cams.

 

“You’re back early Crane, problem I should know about?”

 

“No Sir, there was just no reason for both of us to stick around, Stephen stayed, he’ll be back tomorrow.”

 

“Fine, I’ve got your next assignment ready, you’re out of here tomorrow night for the Mideast, you’ll be going undercover as a mercenary with connections to a gunrunner, specifics are in the file.  You’ll be there for a few days before making contact to give you time to get scruffy.”

 

He really only needs longer hair and to stop shaving, he already looks like death warmed over otherwise.

 

“Yes Sir, but could we make departure from here in two days.  I didn’t expect my paperwork to be through yet.  I need to go to Santa Barbara to collect my things and arrange for Vanora13 to be taken care of.” 

 

If I’m reactivated and with ONI this fast Admiral Nelson must have pulled some big strings.  I’m sure ONI would have done its part to get me.  It hurt to think that Nelson had dumped him this quickly.  Guess he wanted me as far away as possible as soon as possible.

 

Jones was speaking to him, “Don’t worry about your stuff, we’ll handle getting it sent out here and put in storage until you’re back.”

 

“Yes Sir.”  Lee wasn’t about to tell Jones that he was going to NIMR anyway, even if he didn’t have time to do anything else he wanted to take one last walk through Seaview, to say goodbye to her.  He’d read the mission briefing on the flight, sneak onto Seaview for a farewell walkabout and then fly right back out again in time to connect up with his flight to the Mideast.  He’d get whatever sleep he could along the way.  He wouldn’t need to pack anything for the mission, whatever he needed would be waiting for him when he landed at his assignment.

 

*****

 

Jones watched Crane leave.  Almost hated doing that to him.  I did rather mislead him a bit, the paperwork isn’t done yet, but what can Nelson do about it.  Crane himself requested that he be reactivated and assigned to ONI.  Wonder what actually happened in Vegas?  I thought I’d lost when Crane went through with the training and headed down there.  I only maneuvered Nelson down there on the slim chance that he’d see Crane and fire him.  OK, admit it Jones, you didn’t really expect Nelson to fire Crane, you were just hoping to stick it to the old fart because he won’t give Crane to you.  Maybe Stephen can fill me in on how things managed to go so right for me.

 

*****

 

Lee jerked awake when he felt a hand on his shoulder.

 

A flight attendant was standing beside him, “We will be landing shortly sir, please fasten your seat belt, keep your tray locked in the upright position and make sure any personal items are in a bag under the seat in front of you.”

 

Lee nodded and secured himself, he didn’t have anything with him other than his wallet and a black jean jacket, somewhat faded and with frayed and worn cuffs.  He’d taken a quick shower at ONI, changed into a lightweight black pullover, black jeans, grabbed the jacket and headed out.

 

It didn’t take long to get from the airport to the grounds of NIMR.  Now the fun part, getting past my own security.  I’m sure the Admiral must have alerted everyone that I’m ‘Persona non grata’.

 

He parked his rental car several blocks away and on foot approached the15 foot fencing, far to the left of the guard station.  He knew there were surveillance cameras monitoring the fence and that inside the fenced area, for a 10-foot radius there were motion detectors.  So the problem was how to get over the fence without being seen and land at least 10 feet into the complex. 

 

Lee had stopped a couple of times on his way to the Institute and picked up a few things.  There was a very tall Redwood tree a few feet back from the fence surrounding NIMR.  He needed to get up it about 150 feet.  The nearest branch to the ground was approximately 20 feet up.  He pulled a medium weight knotted line with a grappling hook attached to its end, out of the large black canvas bag resting on the ground at his feet.  He swung it experimentally and then flung it up towards the first good sized branch.  Giving it a firm tug it slipped off, his second attempt caught solidly.  He hooked the bag over his right shoulder and pulled himself up the tree to the branch, after that it was just a matter of climbing the tree.  He was soon were he wanted to be, he hoped.

 

Lee had wondered, when he’d last reviewed the security measures in place, about the wisdom of leaving the tree standing but Chip and convinced him that someone would have to be totally insane to try and get onto NIMR grounds by the method Lee was now planning to use.  The Admiral had also weighed in on the discussion; he didn’t want the tree removed. 

 

“Redwoods blanketed much of the northern hemisphere over 100 million years ago.  Ice sheets pushed the three remaining redwood species (coast redwoods, giant sequoias and dawn redwoods) into isolated patches in California and China.  A mere 150 years ago California's western edge was dominated by an ancient redwood forest the size of Connecticut.  Less than 3% of that original forest exists.  We will not remove that tree, Lee.”

 

Glad I lost that round, I think.  Amazing what that man knows about.

 

Lee had never done a B.A.S.E.14 jump, thought it was crazy, but he had a friend who was into it so had a fair amount of knowledge from listening to him explain the ins and outs of it while trying to get him to try it.  His friend hadn’t been home today when Lee had stopped by, which suited Lee.  He had a moment of conscience when he broke into his friends home and took a chute but rationalized that he was only borrowing it, he’d left a note explaining that he took it and that it could be picked up at NIMR tomorrow.

 

Lee balanced on the branch, stripped off his jacket, and put the chute on; he very carefully attached the static line to the branch above him.  He figured he was most of the 150 feet up that he very much hoped would be sufficient for the jump.  He’d heard that jumps had been made successfully from 100 feet, of course that was by people who were experienced in B.A.S.E. jumping.

 

He wasn’t so much worried about the jump as he was that someone would look up at the wrong time.  He wouldn’t actually be airborne for very long and the guards weren’t in the habit of scanning the sky for intruders plus, this side of the complex was fairly secluded.  No office or lab windows looked out onto it, so overall his plan should work.

 

Woulda coulda shoulda.15  Hope I don’t end up as an unexplainable ‘splat’ on the grass.  After a couple of very large breaths to steady his nerves he leapt from the tree, oriented his body, felt the static line pull out his chute behind him and then detach from it.

 

It was over in seconds.  He’d had better landings in his life but he was down alive, and as far as he could tell nothing was broken or sprained.  Bruised, oh yes indeed!

 

He didn’t hear any alarms go off so he’d not been seen by the cameras, the guards or detected by the motion sensors.  Hmmm, have to leave a note for Chip to do something about this type of infiltration.  He’ll spit bullets.  Wish I could be here to see his face.

 

Lee quickly gathered up his chute and moved off.  He soon tucked it under a handy bush, once they started looking for it they’d find it easily enough.

 

He crept across the grounds, occasionally stopping behind a building or hugging a bush to let people pass without seeing him.  As the Admiral was away and most of Seaview’s crew on leave there wasn’t a lot of activity leading into the sub area.  He paused when he reached the entrance to go down to Seaview.  Odd, there aren’t many guards, there should be at least 3 more rotating through the area so that there are always two of them with eyes on the entrance.

 

Of course Lee didn’t know that Nelson was back and had ordered a reduction in the number of guards.  Harry had anticipated that Lee might try to sneak on board and decided to make things a little easier for him.  While the gate guards wouldn’t question Lee, any crew that spotted him would certainly want to greet him and Nelson doubted Lee wanted to deal with that.

 

Thus Lee found it no trouble to slip unseen through the entrance during one of the periods where no one was watching.  A quick scamper down the stairs and he had his boat in sight, and again too few guards.  He was almost spotted, but dodged inside the sail just in time.

 

Ever so carefully, he started down the ladder and then paused, this is where he got caught the first time he boarded Seaview.  He couldn’t hear any activity and so continued to the bottom, the control room was empty, only a few lights blinking here and there.

 

“You’re a wonderful sight for sore eyes,” he murmured.

 

Taking his time he trailed his had over each station as he walked towards the nose.  He was careful to stay back from the windows, even though he couldn’t see anyone out there someone could walk by and spot him.  He turned and walked back through the control room along the other side, again running his hand along each station in passing, remembering all the incredible missions, the superb crew, the life he so loved.

 

There didn’t seem to be more than a handful of crew on board and he easily avoided detection by ducking into storage rooms or other areas if he heard someone approaching him.

 

He eventually came to his cabin and was about to go in when he changed his mind.  ONI would retrieve his things, if they were still even in there.  The cabin he wanted to spend some time in was down the corridor a bit.

 

Harry was blotting the water from his face when he heard his cabin door opening.  He had been in and out of Crane’s cabin but hadn’t settled in yet for the long haul.  He’d nipped back to his own cabin to shave and pick up a couple of things.  He quickly flipped the light off and pulled the head door almost closed.  He waited and watched.

 

Lee came in and gently closed the door.  He stood for a moment just looking around the cabin, he walked forward and placed a hand on the leather chair behind the desk. 

 

Even though it was his cabin Harry felt like the intruder and it made him momentarily reluctant to move.  Not to mention the fact that he was curious to see just what Lee was doing in his cabin.

 

Lee passed behind the chair and looked at the bunk, he went over and touched it and moved on.

 

Harry thought he’d heard Lee mumble something.  ‘...flights of angels sing thee to thy rest’.

 

 He’s saying goodbye to me.  Harry felt his throat constrict and his heart quiver.

 

He continued to watch as Lee picked up a picture of himself and Chip taken with Nelson.  A smile passed briefly across Lee’s lips.  He set it back down.

 

He had gone full circle, so preoccupied with his thoughts that he hadn’t noticed that the head door was only partially closed.

 

He paused by the cabin door, head angled slightly down, eyes downcast.  A sense of profound sadness radiated from him.  A portrait of introspection dressed in black.

 

Nelson silently opened the head door all the way, “Lee” he called softly almost as if he was afraid to startle his friend, afraid that Lee would bolt.

 

Lee didn’t move, the sudden tenseness of his body the only sign he’d heard his name called.

 

Harry came out into the cabin and gently placed his right hand on Lee’s left shoulder.  He again found himself waiting and watching.  He saw Lee close his eyes and bend his head further down and angle it away.

 

Harry moved his hand down Lee’s back and up again, stroking softly, then let it rest once more on Lee’s shoulder.

 

“Lee, talk to me son,” the words spoken gently with a catch in his voice.

 

Lee shook his head slightly, to Harry he seemed puzzled.

 

Harry would have liked to move Lee further back into the room and sit him down but he suspected that if he got Lee to move he would probably try to leave.

 

If the mountain won’t come to me, then I’ll have to go to the mountain.

 

Harry kept his hand on Lee’s shoulder but moved himself to stand in front of Lee, which also effectively blocked Lee from the door.  He then placed his other hand on Lee’s right shoulder.  He felt a slight tremble pass through Lee’s body.

 

Oh Hell, as Admiral and Captain I’d know exactly how to handle this, but I don’t think issuing orders is the way to go here.

 

Lee had no idea what to do; on the one hand he wanted to get out and as far away as he could, all the way to the Mideast and bury himself in the assignment.  On the other hand, he wanted to stay here more than anything else in the world.  I don’t get it, why isn’t he yelling at me or punching me out or something.  It doesn’t make any sense.  He certainly shed me off to ONI fast enough.

 

Harry tried again, “Lee, please let’s talk this out.”  He started to massage Lee’s shoulders close to his neck, if his words couldn’t get through maybe his touch could.  He’s tenser than a tightrope walker’s high wire. 

 

There was a sudden loud knock on Nelson’s cabin door followed by the voice of Sharkey, “Admiral, Sir, you in there?”

 

Nelson barked at the door, “Not now Sharkey.”

 

“Sir you wanted to know right away if anyone caught sight of Captain Crane or anything unusual was reported.  A visitor reports that they thought they saw a man fall out of a tree and land inside the fence.”

 

“Thank you Sharkey, that will be all.”

 

“Ah yes Sir.  ummm Admiral do you still want me to report any sightings of the Skipper or anything?”

 

“No Sharkey, I’m aware of my Captain’s location.”

 

“Aye Sir.”

 

Harry was trying to piece together Sharkey’s bit of news into the puzzle that was Lee Crane.

 

“Lee, ah, did you somehow jump out of a tree to get onto NIMR grounds?”  Though I’m damned if I see how.

 

“Not exactly Sir, I did a B.A.S.E. jump from the big Redwood, the visitor failed to mention my parachute.”

 

“Why, in the name of all that’s holy, didn’t you just come in through the gate?  Are you hurt?”

 

“Just a bit bruised here and there.”

 

“And you didn’t come in the normal way because?”

 

“Figured you’d have told them to keep me out.”

 

Now it was Harry’s turn to be puzzled.

 

“Why would you think I’d do that?  Lee would you at least look at me, please.”

 

Lee brought his head up slowly and then cautiously raised his eyes to meet Harry’s.

 

Harry noted the wariness in Lee’s gaze, the uncertainty.  Harry asked his question again, “Why would you think I’d tell the gate not to let you in?”

 

Lee had expected to see anger and maybe even disgust in Harry’s eyes, but like the voice Harry had been speaking to him in, Lee found only concern, caring and not a little confusion.

 

“You’re not angry with me.”  It was a statement, not a question.

 

“No Lee I’m not, and even if I were I certainly wouldn’t lock you out of the Institute.”

 

“But Jones said....”  Lee thought back, what had Jones actually said.  He gave me my next assignment but he didn’t say I was officially his, I just assumed that I must be.  Great, you know what ‘assume’ gets you Crane.

 

“Go on Lee, what did Jones say?”

 

As Lee was speaking Harry finally managed to get him into a chair, he moved his own next to Lee so that he could keep one hand resting on Lee’s right arm.

 

“As soon as I got to ONI he ordered me up to his office and gave me my next assignment.  I figured the paperwork must be all done to reactive me and assign me to ONI.”

 

“I don’t recall seeing your resignation anywhere on my desk, not that I would have approved it.”

 

“I didn’t think I needed to resign, figured I was fired and that you had pushed the paperwork through in record time.”

 

“Fired, why the blazes would you think that I’d fired you?  So help me Lee you try the patience of all the Saint’s in heaven.”

 

“You didn’t look any to happy with me in Vegas, Sir.  Not to mention my behaviour before I went.”

 

“It wasn’t you I was pissed with in Vegas, and as far as you being a different sort of pissed before you left, you had very good reason to be.”

 

“I more or less have come to the conclusion that I overreacted that night.  The cover was mostly a lot of fun, once I got used to the idea.”

 

“Mmmm hmmmm.  Do you recall an actress named Shelly Winters?”

 

“Yes Sir.”

 

“Next time you get to feeling a little embarrassed or whatever about this particular cover or lack thereof, I want you to remember what she had to say, to quote:

 

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American.  But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.”

 

Lee gave a small laugh, “well I’m not 22 but I get the point.”

 

Leaving the matter of Jones and ONI aside for the moment Harry decided to go for broke, “Lee was my sister your contact?”

 

Lee had hoped this wouldn’t come up, not realistically, but he’d hoped none the less.  He had prepared what he felt was a plausible explanation.

 

“Yes and no.  You know that agent’s sometimes use civilians to run little errands.  Caitlin, ah Edith, was asked to deliver an ‘item’ to the dancer who did the ‘Sway’ solo in the last show on Thursday night.  She was told to sit at a certain table in a specific chair and he’d pick her to go up on stage with him.  Believe me Admiral I was as surprised as you were to see her there.”  At least it’s not all a lie, well none of it is really, just a bit of misdirection.  Will he buy it?  Have to find Caitlin and tell her what I said before he finds her.

 

Nelson spotted a problem with this explanation right away.  In order for Lee to know how Caitlin became involved he would have to have talked to her after the fact.  And just when, where and how did that happen?

 

“I see.  I gather she choose where to, ah, place the item.”

 

“Certainly wasn’t my idea,” Lee mumbled.  Now was not the time to go into what happened later.

 

“I’ll be having a word with her about her behaviour.  For all the good it will do.  To tell you the truth Lee she has always been pretty uncontrollable.  If she wants in your pants that much I’m tempted to tell you to go ahead and do the deed, maybe then she’ll leave you alone, though I suspect there’s not really much hope of that, especially not once.......”

 

“SIR!”

 

“Shocked you did I, lad” Harry grinned.  Harry figured he might just as well go ahead and shock Lee again.  “Oh another thing about Vegas, if Chip can manage to call me Harry I don’t see why you find it so impossible to use my first name.”

 

“He didn’t!”

 

“Yes he did, and I expect you to manage it as well.  Not in formal situations of course but when we’re alone and ‘baring’ our souls, so to speak, you will call me Harry.”

 

“Yes Sir.”

 

“It’s not an order Lee, I’m asking, albeit forcefully, please call me Harry.”

 

“OK...Harry.  So where does this leave things?”

 

“Right where they belong Lee, you back onboard Seaview, granted out of uniform but I expect you’ll take care of that shortly.”

 

“I have another mission for ONI, S...arry.  I can’t just not show up.”

 

“As far as I’m concerned you can do just that but don’t worry, I will set Admiral Jones straight.”  Straight to Hell and lock the door behind him.

 

Harry watched a shudder pass through Lee’s body.  That’s the second one.

 

“Lee when did you last sleep or have anything to eat?”

 

“I slept some on the flight here from D.C., don’t recall when I ate last, but I’m not really hungry anyway.”

 

“You’re not hungry because you’re exhausted lad, physically and emotionally.  Forget the uniform, I want you in your bunk but first eat something, whether you want to or not.”

 

“I’m fine Adm...Harry.”

 

Harry snorted at Lee’s expected reply.  He got up from his chair and Lee automatically rose with him, but then wavered slightly as a brief wave of dizziness hit him.  Harry took a firm hold on his arm to steady him.

 

“The adrenaline that’s kept you going is wearing off Lee, you’re going to crash whether you want to or not.  Your body has more common sense than you do.  Take your clothes off.”

 

“Excuse me?”

 

“I’d think after the last few days you’d have the knack of it.  Down to your skivvies Lee, and in my bunk, now.”

 

Harry figured the food would have to wait, Lee wasn’t going to be awake long enough to eat anything.

 

Lee thought about protesting and telling Harry he’d head for his cabin and his own bunk, but another round of dizziness struck and he swayed again.

 

Harry was through reasoning with Lee, holding him steady with one hand he pulled Lee’s black pullover up and off him.  When he reached for Lee’s pants Lee swatted his hand away.

 

“I can manage myself, thank you very much.”

 

Harry had to smother a smile at that response.  He stood nearby in case he had to make a grab for Lee if he got dizzy again.  Lee kicked off his shoes and managed to get his pants off.  Ordinarily standing in his briefs in front of Harry would have him feeling very uncomfortable but after the last couple of weeks, he thought nothing of it.

 

Hmmmm, tiger stripes, well those aren’t regulation issue.  Harry grinned at the evidence of a change in Lee’s viewpoint on certain things.  He pulled back the covers on his bunk and gently shoved Lee towards it.

 

“In you go lad.”

 

“This really isn’t necessary S..arry, could’a made it to m..abin.”  Lee mumbled sleepily.

 

“Of course you could, you’re just humouring me.  Think of it this way, it’ll take that much longer for Chip to find you.”

 

“Oh no, Chip.”

 

“Yep, you still have him to deal with Lee.”

 

Harry wasn’t sure that Lee had heard his last comment as he tucked the covers in around his soundly sleeping friend.

 

While Lee slept Harry made a call to SECNAV.  By the time he hung up there was no question in anyone’s mind as to Commander Lee Crane’s status at NIMR.

 

Lee slept through the whole thing, as Harry knew he would.  Nothing short of Seaview doing a complete rollover was likely to wake him up for quite some time.

 

Harry stood beside his bunk looking down at Lee sprawled contentedly on his stomach.  Harry reached out and gently stroked Lee’s head, “I won’t be gone long lad, rest well, you’re home.”

 

He left his cabin but before heading to the Flying Sub checked in with the corpsman in sickbay who was handling the restocking of medical supplies. 

 

“Jakes, Captain Crane is aboard and resting in my cabin.  I expect he will sleep for a few hours but I’d like you to keep an eye on him.”

 

“Yes Sir.  Anything I should be watching for?”

 

Jakes was new to Seaview and the Admiral could think of several things you should always be watching for with Lee Crane but he’d let Jamie handle advising Jakes on the specifics of the ‘care and handling’ of Seaview’s Skipper.

 

“No I don’t think so, although he did mention some bruises.” 

 

Yes Sir, when he wakes up I’ll see if he’d like something for the pain.

 

Hmmm, should I warn him.  No, besides the bruise colouring up on Lee’s side looks like it’s really going to hurt a lot and for quite some time.  He might take a painkiller; ya and pigs really can fly!

 

“Fine Jakes.  I’m going to be gone for a bit, Mr. Morton will be onboard by tonight.  Report any concerns to him.”

 

“Aye aye Sir.”

 

He left a sealed note for Chip with the sail watch, which was once again fully manned.  

 

Feed Lee, he’s in my cabin.  Go easy on him, Harry.

 

If Lee left the cabin by the time Chip showed up Harry knew that Chip would track Lee down, make sure he got some food into him, give him Hell for thinking he wasn’t wanted by Nelson and then start wheedling Lee for ‘stories’.  Lee may not have had any siblings but Chip more than made up for that fact.

 

*****

 

It had been a very long two days for Chip, if he didn’t know better he’d swear that Mr. Pem was around and playing with his time watch.  Finally he was able to sign off on everything at the Aquarium, bid Brad goodbye and Phoenix, who had dropped in, a somewhat fonder farewell.

 

The Institute jet was waiting for him when he got to the airport, since it was a private jet he didn’t have to mess around with tickets or security.  He boarded the plane at a run and stuck his head into the cockpit, “Hi Jack, full throttle all the way.”

 

“You got it Mr. Morton.”

 

The pilot and co-pilot loved it when asked to fly VH16 speed.  It was what their baby was built for.  With the current tail wind, this was going to be a quick trip.  Heck they might even be able to push up to VNE16.  The two grinned evilly at each other, working for NIMR had it’s fun times.

 

*****

 

As he had expected Chip found an Institute car waiting for him when he landed.  He had hoped that the Admiral would call him to tell him what had happened with Lee but so far no word.

 

He stopped briefly at the gate to ask the guards if they had seen Captain Crane.

 

“No sir, but we just came on duty let me check the log....nope, nothing here about Captain Crane arriving Sir.”

 

Chip parked and dashed into the main building.  He looked in Lee’s office, all his stuff was there but no Lee.  The Admiral’s office was empty too, no one was in the reception area.  Only one more place to look.

 

He headed at a run for Seaview’s berth.  As he approached one of the guards met him and handed him a sealed envelope.

 

“Mr. Morton, Admiral Nelson left this for you.”

 

Chip was almost afraid to open it, but he did, and then heaved a relieved sigh, smiling at the contents of the short missive.

 

“Is Captain Crane still aboard?”

 

“As far as we know Sir, but to tell you the truth, we didn’t see him come aboard.  Admiral Nelson advised the watch he was here.”

 

If Lee wanted onboard without anyone the wiser he would find a way, apparently also found a way onto the grounds without anyone knowing.  Have to find out what security hole he found and plug it.

 

Chip scrambled down the ladder into the Control Room and made for the Admiral’s cabin.  He wasn’t sure if Lee would still be there, he could have woken up and gone wandering.  Hopefully he hadn’t left the boat unseen.

 

As he approached Nelson’s cabin he saw the new corpsman, Jakes he thought his name was, softly closing the cabin door.

 

“Is Captain Crane still inside?”

 

“Ah yes Sir, sorry didn’t know you were back aboard.”

 

“Just.”  Chip was a little concerned, why was a corpsman checking on Lee?

 

“Is the Captain injured?”

 

“I don’t believe so Sir.  Admiral Nelson said the Captain had a few bruises and asked that I keep an eye on him until he woke up.  So far he’s stayed asleep.”

 

“Very well, you are relieved of that duty; I’ll keep an eye on him and let you know if you’re needed.”

 

“Aye aye Sir.”

 

Chip carefully opened the door to the Admiral’s cabin and entered very quietly.  He grinned at the sight of his friend stretched out in the bunk sleeping like a baby.  He did wonder why Lee was in the Admiral’s bunk and not his own but at this point he didn’t care, Lee in any bunk on Seaview, was just fine by him.

 

He made himself comfortable in the Admirals big chair to wait for Lee to surface.  Maybe I’ll take a little nap myself, everything seems to be under control now.

 

*****

 

Nelson did some serious thinking as he piloted the Flying Sub to D.C.  At first he was prepared to blame Jones for Edith’s involvement in Lee’s assignment, but he couldn’t for the life of him figure out how Jones could have managed that.  Lee had indicated that Edith was collateral damage, that the agent involved had used her to deliver ‘the item’.  Wish I knew what was so all fired important about the dang thing!  How did the agent meet Edith anyway?  Why were the people at her table calling her Caleigh that night?  Granted Edith was as flighty as they came, had she chosen a new name again? 

 

He realized that he’d have to get the answers to most of those questions from Edith, once he tracked her down.  For now he’d deal with Jones about Lee, but if he could ever prove that Jones had been responsible for involving Edith, well there wouldn’t be a safe place in the universe for the man, that is if there was anything left of him when he finished with him this time.

 

It was late when Harry arrived at ONI headquarters.  This didn’t worry Harry, Jones kept late hours, and early ones, and besides, if he wasn’t here Harry knew where he lived and had no reservations about going to his home to lay down the law, Nelson style.

 

As he entered Jones’ reception area he was met by Stephen just coming out of Jones’ office.

 

“Nice to see you again Admiral.  Everything ok with Lee?”

 

“Settled in back where he belongs.  I take it Jones is in there?”

 

“Ah yes Sir, he is.”

 

“Have a nice evening Stephen,” and with those words Harry swept past Stephen much as a thunderstorm sweeps across the plains.

 

O ho, I’m not going anywhere, wouldn’t miss this show for all the tea in China.

 

Stephen settled himself in one of the reception chairs and crossed his legs.  He figured he didn’t need to be to near the wall to hear the thunder roll.

 

Harry didn’t so much open Jones door as he smashed through it, putting a fair sized dent in the wall as the door slammed into it and rebounded closed with a thunderous crash.

 

The next thing Stephen heard sounded like a number of items hitting the floor and maybe someone being slammed against a wall.

 

“NELSON, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!”

 

Stephen had expected some pretty good shouting to happen but it sounded like Nelson had gone straight to physical.  OK, maybe I don’t want to be here after all.  I don’t know the regulations around one Admiral attacking another one but I sure as hell don’t want to be called as a witness and I’m not going in there to try and break it up!  Nelson may not be that big a man but I’m betting he packs one hell of a punch.

 

Stephen chose the better part of valour and made his exit.  He never heard the explanation as to why Jones’ office wall needed repairs, or how Jones got a broken nose, but then, he didn’t need to.

 

*****

 

For his part, Harry was satisfied that Jones now completely understood the circumstances under which Lee might take on an assignment.  He had also made clear the manner in which such requests were to be made.  Jones had admitted, with a little encouragement, that he just might have overstated the importance of the information to SECNAV when getting their backing to bring pressure to bear to force Lee to take the assignment.

 

All in all Harry figured it had been worth a few bruised knuckles.  Harry knew that he could have forced Jones to admit that it was a plot to get Lee back in the regular Navy and into ONI.  With that and with what Harry was sure were Jones’ machinations to get him to Vegas, he could have Jones removed from ONI and the man’s head given to him on a platter.  Harry realized though, that mostly Jones did do a good job, he was only trying to get the best man for himself, but that had to stop. 

 

Harry felt he had been pretty clear on that point.  “Lee Crane is mine Jones, and he’s going to stay mine.  I hope you are crystal clear on that because if you’re not, and you try a stunt like this again, I’ll do a hell of a lot more than break your nose for you.”

 

Harry rubbed his knuckles as he headed back to the Flying Sub.  I expect it will be a very long time before we hear from Jones again.

 

*****

 

Lee stretched and then snuggled down under the covers again.  MMMMM, I feel unusually comfy.  It took a moment for him to recall just where he was.  Interesting, sort of like waking up as a kid in your parent’s bed, all safe and warm....well that’s a stupid thought Crane, where did it come from?  You’re in the Admiral’s bunk!

 

He opened his eyes to see if the Admiral was around.  Nope, but there’s Chip snoozing in the big chair.  So you got to call him ‘Harry’ did you!  At the sound of Lee’s snort Chip woke up.

 

“Hey sleepy head, welcome back,” he greeted Lee.

 

“Me, I was awake before you were.”

 

“You slept longer.  How come you’re in the Admiral’s bunk?”

 

“Long story.”

 

“I’ve got the time, so do you.  However food first, my orders are, to quote, “Feed Lee.”  So do you want me to order something brought here or do you want to find some clothes and head to the wardroom?”

 

“Wardroom.”  Lee swung his legs out over the side and got up, he looked around for his clothes.

 

Chip raised his eyebrows at the sight of Lee’s bruises and especially his tiger stripe briefs.  He couldn’t help himself, as Lee gathered his cloths up Chip started whistling ‘The Stripper’.

 

Lee glowered at him, “I suppose there’s going to be a lot of that sort of thing from you.”

 

“Safe bet.”

 

“At least the bilge tanks are fairly sound proof.”

 

“You planning on spending a lot of time in them, Lee.”

 

“Not me Mr. Morton.”

 

“ ‘Harry’ will never let you banish me to the bilges.”

 

Lee didn’t rise to the bait, “On this boat the Captain gives the orders.17

 

“It appears the Captain does a lot of things.”  Chip moved over to the computer on the desk and punched a few buttons.

 

“Remember my showing you my fancy new cell phone and the amazing pictures it could take?”

 

Chip swivelled the computer screen around so Lee could see it, there in considerable glory, was Lee in nothing but a T-bar.  Chip had remembered the comment made by Lee’s ONI buddies the night they brought Lee back drunk and thought it an appropriate title for the picture.  ‘Gypsy Rose Lee’ was emblazoned across the top of the picture in twinkling red script.

 

I look pretty damn good.

 

“And just how far along cyberspace has this picture travelled?”  He was willing to play along, he was pretty sure that Chip wouldn’t have shown or sent it to anyone.

 

“So far it hasn’t gone anywhere, but an XO assigned to cleaning bilges might get a twitchy finger.”

 

“I see.  You have any other pictures I should know about?”

 

“Could be.”

 

“I’d like to see them.  There’s someone I know that would enjoy them.” 

 

Chip wasn’t sure what to make of that comment, he figured Lee would want them deleted but he seemed pretty comfortable about it all.  He really needed to find out whom it was that Lee would consider sending the pictures to.

 

Lee had finished dressing, “Ready to go Chip.”

 

“Ya, just let me get rid of the picture.”

 

“Don’t worry about it; it’s not something ‘Harry’ hasn’t already seen.  He might want to keep it.”

 

Chip choked and almost fell out of the chair.

 

Lee had a sudden epiphany.  “He doesn’t know you took pictures does he?”

 

“Uh, no.”

 

“As a matter of fact I’m betting he told you not to take pictures.”  By the way Chip blanched, he knew he was on the money.

 

An evil grin spread delightedly over Lee’s face.  Oh Chip my friend, I’ve so got you by the short and curlies.

 

Chip swallowed hard, Oh crap!

 

 

 

THE END

or

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY

(KC and the Sunshine Band)

 

 

 

 

 

1 Similar to espresso, café cubano is an extremely strong coffee that is not sipped -- it is shot, like tequila.

 

2 To date there are no female Navy Seals that I am aware of, but I wanted some and it’s my story, etc. ;o)

 

3 Turn Back the Clock, season one

 

4 G-string on a guy often referred to as a T-bar

 

5 Wizard of Oz

 

6  And Five of Us are Left -season 2

 

7 The Death Ship, season two

 

8 The City Beneath the Sea - season one

 

9   Knight - Errant - story, we find out that Lee and his ONI pals are very adept with Medieval weaponry.

 

10   In Knight Light story Edith informed Lee that while Harry calls her Edith, she prefers Caitlin

 

11 The Traitor - Season one

 

12  Escape from Venice, 2nd season

 

13 Vanora - Gaelic meaning ‘white wave’ and the name of Lee’s sailboat

14  B.A.S. E. - Building, Antennae, Span and Earth.  Extreme sport.  People jump from very low altitudes off of objects, manmade or natural.  Some have parachuted from the 100ft statue of Christ that overlooks Rio de Janeiro.  In 1992 one leapt a similar height from the whispering gallery inside London's St Paul's Cathedral.

Base jumpers need their parachute to open very quickly, and so do without devices used by skydivers, who travel faster and want their parachutes to emerge more gradually.  BASE jumpers use ram-air chutes, slighted smaller that the regular ones.  For the extremely low jumps a static line is used to deploy the chute.

15 Woulda Coulda Shoulda - informal rendering of three conditions: would have, could have and should have. These are considered subjunctive moods, because they imply possible or theoretical conditions, otherwise known as wishful thinking.

16  VH speed - Maximum speed in level flight at maximum continuous power.

    VNE          Never exceed speed.

 

17  Edge of Doom - Season 4