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The Skipper has a zit

Carol Foss

*Sung-sort of- to the tune of: 'I wish I were a little mosquito.'

Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does,

He=s been moaning all the morning,

And Miss Angie, she=s a groaning,

Oh the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does.

Well, the Admiral=s really pissed, that's nothing new,

He told the Skip to stow it, or at least he ought not show it,

So the Admiral=s really pissed, that's nothing new.

Now the XO=s got Crane=s date, ain=t it great,

He barely ever gets one line, so today he=s feeling fine,

Oh the XO=s got a date, ain=t it great.

Well, the Doc is real upset, but that=s okay,

He gave the Skip some ointment, but it made him miss appointments,

Well, the Doc is real upset, but that=s okay.

Now the boat is acting weird, what else is new,

She doesn=t like it when the Skip is in a huffy fit,

Oh, the boat is acting weird, what else is new.

Well, the zit is awfully large, it=s really gross,

But insurance, it won=t cover, for lost time with dates or mothers,

Well, the zit is awfully large, it=s really gross.

Well, the XO=s date went fine, oh boy and how,

He claims to have another, since the Skip=s zit won=t recover,

Oh, the XO=s date went fine, oh boy and how.

Well, this morning super early there he was,

I saw him sneaking out Skip=s door, and there was glue upon the floor,

I wonder if he=ll be sent home to mother.

Well, the latex didn=t hold while Skipper slept.

He awoke without a blemish, and poor Morton was in anquish,

Oh the latex didn=t hold while Skipper slept.

Well, it=s back to normal now, I never told,

The Skipper=s zit is gone and everyone is much more calm,

Well the Skipper=s zit is gone, oh yes it is.

Well, I sneaked a peek through Morton's open door,

Well, I sneaked a peek through Morton=s open door,

On his desk were zits a plenty, awfully glad he's not my buddy,

Oh the Skipper's gonna loose it, when he finds out who had glued it,

Cause when the Skipper has a zit, he is sure to have a fit,

Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh yes he does.