The Skipper has a
zitBy
Carol Foss
*Sung-sort of- to the tune of: 'I wish I were a little mosquito.'
Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does,
Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does,
He
=s been moaning all the morning,And Miss Angie, she
=s a groaning,Oh the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does.
Well, the Admiral
=s really pissed, that's nothing new,Well, the Admiral
=s really pissed, that's nothing new,He told the Skip to stow it, or at least he ought not show it,
So the Admiral
=s really pissed, that's nothing new.
Now the XO
=s got Crane=s date, ain=t it great,Now the XO
=s got Crane=s date, ain=t it great,He barely ever gets one line, so today he
=s feeling fine,Oh the XO
=s got a date, ain=t it great.
Well, the Doc is real upset, but that
=s okay,Well, the Doc is real upset, but that
=s okay,He gave the Skip some ointment, but it made him miss appointments,
Well, the Doc is real upset, but that
=s okay.
Now the boat is acting weird, what else is new,
Now the boat is acting weird, what else is new,
She doesn
=t like it when the Skip is in a huffy fit,Oh, the boat is acting weird, what else is new.
Well, the zit is awfully large, it
=s really gross,Well, the zit is awfully large, it
=s really gross,But insurance, it won
=t cover, for lost time with dates or mothers,Well, the zit is awfully large, it
=s really gross.
Well, the XO
=s date went fine, oh boy and how,Well, the XO
=s date went fine, oh boy and how,He claims to have another, since the Skip
=s zit won=t recover,Oh, the XO
=s date went fine, oh boy and how.
Well, this morning super early there he was,
Well, this morning super early there he was,
I saw him sneaking out Skip
=s door, and there was glue upon the floor,I wonder if he
=ll be sent home to mother.
Well, the latex didn
=t hold while Skipper slept.Well, the latex didn
=t hold while Skipper slept.He awoke without a blemish, and poor Morton was in anquish,
Oh the latex didn
=t hold while Skipper slept.
Well, it
=s back to normal now, I never told,Well, it
=s back to normal now, I never told,The Skipper
=s zit is gone and everyone is much more calm,Well the Skipper
=s zit is gone, oh yes it is.
Well, I sneaked a peek through Morton's open door,
Well, I sneaked a peek through Morton
=s open door,On his desk were zits a plenty, awfully glad he's not my buddy,
Oh the Skipper's gonna loose it, when he finds out who had glued it,
Cause when the Skipper has a zit, he is sure to have a fit,
Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh yes he does.