The Skipper has a zit
By
Carol Foss
*Sung-sort of- to the tune of: 'I wish I were a little mosquito.'
Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does,
Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does,
He=s been moaning all the morning,
And Miss Angie, she=s a groaning,
Oh the Skipper has a zit, oh, yes he does.
Well, the Admiral=s really pissed, that's nothing new,
Well, the Admiral=s really pissed, that's nothing new,
He told the Skip to stow it, or at least he ought not show it,
So the Admiral=s really pissed, that's nothing new.
Now the XO=s got Crane=s date, ain=t it great,
Now the XO=s got Crane=s date, ain=t it great,
He barely ever gets one line, so today he=s feeling fine,
Oh the XO=s got a date, ain=t it great.
Well, the Doc is real upset, but that=s okay,
Well, the Doc is real upset, but that=s okay,
He gave the Skip some ointment, but it made him miss appointments,
Well, the Doc is real upset, but that=s okay.
Now the boat is acting weird, what else is new,
Now the boat is acting weird, what else is new,
She doesn=t like it when the Skip is in a huffy fit,
Oh, the boat is acting weird, what else is new.
Well, the zit is awfully large, it=s really gross,
Well, the zit is awfully large, it=s really gross,
But insurance, it won=t cover, for lost time with dates or mothers,
Well, the zit is awfully large, it=s really gross.
Well, the XO=s date went fine, oh boy and how,
Well, the XO=s date went fine, oh boy and how,
He claims to have another, since the Skip=s zit won=t recover,
Oh, the XO=s date went fine, oh boy and how.
Well, this morning super early there he was,
Well, this morning super early there he was,
I saw him sneaking out Skip=s door, and there was glue upon the floor,
I wonder if he=ll be sent home to mother.
Well, the latex didn=t hold while Skipper slept.
Well, the latex didn=t hold while Skipper slept.
He awoke without a blemish, and poor Morton was in anquish,
Oh the latex didn=t hold while Skipper slept.
Well, it=s back to normal now, I never told,
Well, it=s back to normal now, I never told,
The Skipper=s zit is gone and everyone is much more calm,
Well the Skipper=s zit is gone, oh yes it is.
Well, I sneaked a peek through Morton's open door,
Well, I sneaked a peek through Morton=s open door,
On his desk were zits a plenty, awfully glad he's not my buddy,
Oh the Skipper's gonna loose it, when he finds out who had glued it,
Cause when the Skipper has a zit, he is sure to have a fit,
Oh, the Skipper has a zit, oh yes he does.