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George Sounds
bookstore03.wav 107KB
Bookstore
man: Excuse me sir, what are you doing?
George:
I'm all set.
Bookstore
man: Did you take that book with you into the bathroom?
George:
What do you want to hear?
fantasy.wav 181KB 
George:
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp.
His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk
down $2000 to live like him for a week - do nothing, fall
ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors
and have sex without dating - that's a fantasy camp!
fun_of.wav 49KB
George:
Every group has someone that they all make fun of - like
us with Elaine
george.wav 72KB
George:
So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza - Lord of
the Idiots!
george2.wav 111KB
George: If Relationship George
walks through this door he will kill Independant George.
A George divided against itself cannot stand!
i'mdown.wav 164KB
Jerry:
If he says he doesn't want it to be a show about nothing
don't go nuts.
George:
It's fine, it doesn't have to be about nothing
Jerry:
He might not want nothing.
George:
Something, Nothing, I could care less.
Jerry:
He might want a show about anything and everything
George:
Anything, everything, something, nothing, who the hell
cares? Put me down, I'm down!
Jerry:
All right.
jerry.wav 231KB
George:
Our show Jerry?
Jerry:
Right.
George:
Jerry? Oh my god, he wants to talk about Jerry?
Jerry:
Yeah.
George:
When?
Jerry:
Today, like right now.
George:
Right now? Jerry?
Jerry:
Jerry!
George:
He wants to talk about Jerry?
Jerry:
He wants to talk about Jerry!
George:
Jerry!
Jerry:
Jerry!
George:
Can I go like this?
Jerry:
Sure!
George:
No sports jacket, I don't need a sports jacket, writers
wear sports jackets.
Jerry
: Forget the sports jacket.
George:
I won't feel like a writer.
Jerry:
You're not a writer!
George:
Right!
latexsal.wav 46KB
Jerry:
I'm going to hire you as my latex salesman?
George:
Right.
Jerry:
I don't think so!
msggeorg.wav 236KB
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George's Answering Machine Message from "The
Susie" - -
Believe
it or not, George isn't at home...please leave a message
at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone,
where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!
nothing.wav 37KB
George:
I don't need any ideas, its a show about nothing
notmen.wav 155KB
Jerry:
What are we doing, what in god's name are we doing?
George:
What?
Jerry:
What kind of lives are these? We like children, we're not
men.
George:
No we're not, we're not men.
Jerry:
We're pathetic, you know that?
George:
Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic.
opposite.wav 109KB
George:
My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my
parents.
Victoria:
I'm Victoria, Hi!
success.wav 67KB
George:
What kind of a person are you?
Jerry:
I think I'm pretty much like you...only successful.
suffring.wav 70KB 
George:
That's why I'm different, I can sense the slightest human
suffering.
Jerry:
Are you sensing anything right now?
theshow.wav 65KB
Jerry:
So everybody I know is a character on the show
George:
Right.
Jerry:
And it's about nothing?
George:
Absolutely nothing.
tomato.wav 27KB
George:
The tomato never really took off as a hand fruit.
whyhelp.wav 79KB
Elaine:
Good Samaritan Law, are they crazy?
George:
Why would we want to help anyone?
Elaine:
I know.
George:
That's what nuns and red cross workers are for.