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(mango milk dessert)   

A man and his wife always loved to go on the helicopter rides at the carnival, but
they didn't like the $10.00 per ride. So the man started negotiating with the pilot.

Finally, The pilot agreed to let them fly for free ONLY if they could last the entire
flight without making a single sound.

So the helicopter took off. The pilot tried swerving and sudden stops, even 360
spins, but the whole time, he didn't hear a peep out of the couple in the back.

When the flight had finished, the pilot told the man, "Man, I tried EVERY trick in
the book, but I was amazed when I didn't hear a sound!"

The man replied, "Yeah! I almost screamed when my wife fell out!"
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Remember the story (topiwala)....
Rahim, A topiwala[a hat seller] was passing through a jungle.When tired
he rested under a tree. On the tree were the monkeys and they took all the hats.
so when Topiwala woke up he saw all his hats were taken by monkeys.He knew that 
monkeys are good imitators.
So he threw his own cap on the ground,monkeys did the same.
So he happily gathered his caps & went away.

(now the sequel)
Years passed away.Now his grandson Ali who was
also in the same proffesion was passing through that very same jungle with 
his caps and rested under the same tree &same thing happend with him. He
remembered what his grand father told him & did the same thing 
but monkeys did not threw their caps he tried again&again. 
Then a monkey came down  slapped him & said "What do you think only you had a grandfather."

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1st guy : Are you a chinese?
2nd guy : Nop.
1st guy : Are you sure?
2nd guy : Yup.
1st guy : think again.
2nd guy : (he is now really tired of the conversation) OK I am. So what?
1st guy : Thats strange beacuase you don't look line one!

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