- Precious Roy's :
Sifl and Olly:"Hey everyone, these are for your hungry hippies!"
Sifl and Olly:"Those hacky sack feet are a snacky snack treat!"
Precious Roy:"I think it's the cheap leather, yeah, suckers!"
- Precious Roy's :
Sifl and Olly:"You've pierced every square inch of your body, where ya gonna go? One more hole and you're going to be leaking?"
Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy, and the kids in the park think I'm a wierdo!"
Precious Roy:"Buy my anti-freeze! Suckers!"
- Precious Roy's
- Precious Roy's :
Sifl and Olly:"This is body sculpture folks, no liposuction, no dangerous prosthetics!"
Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy, you kids get off my boat!
Precious Roy:"I don't know you guys! Suckers!"
- Precious Roy's :
Sifl and Olly:"They're quiet, no messes, they'll never run away!"
Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy and I just ate a handful of honey bees!"
Precious Roy:"Eat my soda taffy!"
- Precious Roy's :
Customer:"I'm Bigfoot and I wanted to say these are @#%&*!# tastey!"
Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy and the people at the bank call me Marty! Buy my bird feeders!"