Precious Roy Products

"Remember folks, Precious Roy Stands for quality!"

• Precious Roy's Edible Sandals:
  Sifl and Olly:"Hey everyone, these are for your hungry hippies!"

  Sifl and Olly:"Those hacky sack feet are a snacky snack treat!"

  Precious Roy:"I think it's the cheap leather, yeah, suckers!"

• Precious Roy's Pet Piercer:
  Sifl and Olly:"You've pierced every square inch of your body, where ya gonna go? One more hole and you're going to be leaking?"

  Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy, and the kids in the park think I'm a wierdo!"

  Precious Roy:"Buy my anti-freeze! Suckers!"

• Precious Roy's TV Diapers
• Precious Roy's Ass-Lift 2000:
  Sifl and Olly:"This is body sculpture folks, no liposuction, no dangerous prosthetics!"

  Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy, you kids get off my boat!

  Precious Roy:"I don't know you guys! Suckers!"

• Precious Roy's Lice Monkeys:
  Sifl and Olly:"They're quiet, no messes, they'll never run away!"

  Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy and I just ate a handful of honey bees!"

  Precious Roy:"Eat my soda taffy!"

• Precious Roy's Sasquatch Feeder:
  Customer:"I'm Bigfoot and I wanted to say these are @#%&*!# tastey!"

  Precious Roy:"This is Precious Roy and the people at the bank call me Marty! Buy my bird feeders!"

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