Sifl and Olly Show Songs

Zanzbr

Did you get the name of the girl in the spooky car?
Ummm Hummm
Did you get the name of the girl in the spooky car?
Ummm Hummm
Give me the 411 on the girl with the spooky car, please.
Well I was walking down the street one day,
One fine day, when I saw that spooky car.
And the girl behind the wheel, she made me feel weird.
Her name was Zanzbr.
yeah, that was the name of the girl in the spooky car.
Her name was Zanzbr.
yeah, that was the name of the girl in the spooky car.
Her name was Zanzbr.

Cabinet Song

Oh I'm up in the cabinet,
banging on some pots and pans,
swinging from a rubber band,
maybe i should make some plans,
maybe is should steal a van!

Prostitute Laundry

(Sung with sifl & olly, and 2 prostitutes, dawn & bounty)
I maybe a pimp but I'm washing my ho's
ohhh prostitute
Prostitute laundry
I'm tired of them gater belts and them panty hose
I must be their pimp but I'm washing no ho
I've been to the landromat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes
I'm their sugar daddy not their laundry man
ohhh prostitute
Prostitute laundry
I think I'm kinda saying that I aint understand
ohhh prostitute
Prostitute laundry

Cindy

Well it's ok cause Cindy's a hostess,
And it's ok cause she's the mostess!
Well it's ok cause Cindy's a hostess,
And it's ok cause she's the mostess!
Well it's ok cause Cindy's a hostess,
And it's ok cause she's the mostess!

Rock and Roll Girl

And she ripped up my hear and soul,
And it was like it was nothing at all.
She wants to go where the bad girls go,
Like at a rock and roll, rock and roll show.
And she ripped up my hear and soul,
And it was like it was nothing at all.
She wants to go where the bad girls go,
Like at a rock and roll, rock and roll show.

Telephone

Won't you come to
Answer the phone, answer the phone
won't you, won't you
won't you leave me alone
answer the phone, leave me alone
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
no you can't make me,
I'm coming to answer the telephone, now
you can't make me answer the phone.

World Music learned from Tublacklian monks

Hear us, hear us
The acient dreams of the star spirit
he speaks to ducks and strangers
Your sould is, how should we say . . .
mediocre
I can't believe I'm a monk now . . .
The elder's are so crescent fresh
Please keep arms and feet
Inside the ride at all times
For karma assistance please listen
to Led Zepplin . . . or Tenacius D
Those egyptians surm were up to
something
Those pyramids are frickin huge
In the 8th demension
Take it easy
It's pretty weird.

Tooth Decay

Jimmie went to the dentist today.
He couldn't believe all the tooth decay.
Holes like moles and cavity creek.
That's what you get when you eat sweets.
he was sitting in the dentist chair, I say
What a naughty boy he had tooth decay.
Tooth decay, tooth decay.
Sham-ma-lama-gingavitis, tooth decay
Tooth decay, tooth decay.
Sham-ma-lama-gingavitis, tooth decay
brusha, brusha, brusha, brusha
tooth decay
brusha, brusha, brusha, brusha
tooth decay

Claire Danes

I'm all right now
All my friends are just so lame
I feel alright now
'My So Called Life' is on all day
Claire Danes, yeah, yeah x2
I'm ugly and lonely
Claustraphobic in my brain
The money you owe me
All my friends are just so lame
Claire Danes, Claire Danes, it's insane, it's insane

CArrot Song

Carrots are my favorite vegetable
So I went to the farm
Just to propose to one He's in love with someone real
She's a carrot, carrot, she's a carrot, carrot, yeah
Rabbits can't compete with my passion
Love is in fashion, me and my carrot
He's in love with a girl
He's in love with someone real
She's a carrot, carrot, she's a carrot, carrot, yeah

Weird Day

How ya feeling, it's intriguing
What ya knowing, how's it going
I'm fine
You're freaky, freaky, you're so crazy
I don't care if you're all lazy(lost mind)
Brainy, brainy, dreaming blue skies
Zany, zany, you got weird eyes(no ryhmes)
Take time
time a time a time a time a
to get to eat a meal in front of santa claus
he's not pretend
jukey, jukey box
a hook a up with a side of disco
disco
I'm staring out the window
everybody has a weird day

Fake Blood

Fake blood, is scary like the real thing
And if you were the real thing, you'd scare me more
So pour it on, like it's the real thing
Fake blood, you rock me like the real thing, yeah
So pour it on, like it's the real thing
Fake blood, you rock me like the real thing, yeah
Fake blood, is scary like the real thing
And if you were the real thing, you'd scare me more
goes on to gun's and roses stuff

Handball Punk!

1, 2, ready go!
I just want to say
You're off the
Handball team

Dude and Chic Song

And this song's for all the truck and cars
in the universe, in the universe
And this song's for all the truck and cars
in the universe, in the universe USA
And this song's for little boys, with plastic blue jackets on 10 speeds
And this song's for all the dogs and the cats
In the universe, in the universe
And this song's for all the dogs and the cats
In the universe, in the universe USA
And I sing this song for all the evil gray monkeys that haunt me
And this song's for all the dude and chics
In the universe, in the universe
And this song's for all the dude and chics
In the universe, in the universe USA
And this song's for goign out but coming home in someone elses undies

Dudes House

And we won't be partying at dudes house
We were really gone, parking on his lawn
We thought his parents wouldn't be home til dawn
This means we won't be partying at dudes house
Dude, the cops were there, we were throwing chairs
Some dudes got caught because they fell down the stairs
This means we won't be freaking at dudes house
Oh, we had a blast, but it didn't last,
At least i got the sherrif, to sign my cast
This means we won't be jamming at dudes house
His party get busted before his folks got back in town
And I guess this means we won't be roking at dudes house The man always brings me down
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