Quotes
In Sink Quotes

  • "I'm going as slow as a jiggalo"-Tyler
  • "Man, that rabbit Musta pissed his pants!"-Scott
  • "Two in the hand is better than one in the ass"-Our friend Sayot
  • "Hey look a tormado"-Mike
  • "Hey, when that baby screams it sounds like James Brown"-Tyler
  • "Was the sausage good?"-Tyler
  • "Scott, this isn't entertainment 101"-Mrs.Hanke (our spanish teacher)
  • "HUH?"-Scott Johnson
  • "THHHHRRRRIP ASSSSSSS"-Scott Johnson
  • Tyler:"Hey, what kind of car is that?" Mike:"It looks like a fuchamobile"

  • Tyler:"Mike, You're an Idium" Mike:"What the hell is an Idium?" Tyler:"I don't know, but they're probably driving fuchamobiles"

  • "I'm sorry Sir, I didn't mean to!"-Tyler (after flipping off some Drunken redneck)
  • "Wow, That place closes?"-Mike
  • "Hey is that the ballroom?"-Tyler(Looking at a gumball machine)
  • "Welcome Back!"-Mike(to some girl walking out of the bathroom)
  • "Jake, the next time you shape my cock...Damnit I cant talk today"-Mike
  • "Move along TongVaughn"-Woody the lunchroom guy
  • "LAUREN MAKES ME HARD!!"-Jake
  • "Lauren gives me Streaks"-Scott
  • "OOPS, I just blew my load"-Scott Johnson
  • "Girls dont take craps"-Scott Johnson
  • "I'm gonna go home and shoot myself"-Jake
  • "Sleigh Ride is MY Bitch!"-Nathan Mertz (Our Trombonist)
  • "What, What, What??"-Woody(the lunchroom guy)"
  • ("Insert any word here) Ass"-Scott Johnson
  • "Joe come get your gay sticks"-Tyler
  • Blake:"I want some Pussy" Joe:"My moms upstairs"
  • "JOEY! You broke my friggin' arm!"-Scott Johnson
  • "Every time I took a sip of diahrea"-Mike
  • "That little girl sings like Scott"-Tyler
  • "Did you see that Janitor looking at me?"-Mike(In a robot voice)
  • "Gilbert I like these ones, Gilbert"-Mike
  • Mike:"I played with my mom once......" Tyler: (Laughing really hard)
  • "Sweaty Werewolf sex"-Mike
  • Scott Johnson:"Once I took this girl to climax" Our Spanish Teacher: "Scott, thats a half hour after school"
  • Scott-"Hey Mrs. Hanke raise the roof" Mrs. Hanke-Do you really think it will help"?
  • "Thats going on the quotes page"-Mike
  • "Pubic Face"-Scott
  • "I was playing with that condom and when I looked up we were in the ditch"-Mike
  • "Oh man, Today is gonna be a chubby day"-Scott Johnson
  • "Funyan Onions"-Scott Johnson
  • "It's Scott Johnsons first law of motion"-Scott
  • The whole band Class :Ahhh, We're all gonna die!" Mr. P: "SHUT UP!!"
  • "Jake, you're walking home"-Mike every day
  • Nathan: "Good one Jake" Jake: (silence) "I'm Horny"
  • "Get that damn screwdriver outta my head"-The Zombie head on Return of the Living Dead II
  • "Scott: "Rob hasn't got a blow in a while Mike: "He just got a nice one on the trampoline" (after they came in from jumping)
  • "Mike you're gonna die............Someday"-Rob
  • Some Guy: "Hey Kid, you sound like my mom." Mike: "I am your mom." Guy: "You think that's funny you Son of a Bitch?" (This happened several years ago)
  • "Did that big jizz ball hit you in the face too"- Scott Johnson (Half asleep)
  • Some Big Jocks: "What the hell? Are You retarded??" Rob: "What'd that guy say?"
  • Rob: "Hey Mike, it's a Wu Tang soccer mom" Mike: "Rob, SHUT UP!" (points to the lady working)
  • "I'd like to hit her with a Semi with a pitchfork strapped to it!"- Jake
  • "Mike, shave your pubes."-Scott every day
  • "Oh my God! That guy in the car beside us was jacking off!"- Rob
  • "Garry Pride"- Mike
  • Rob: "Hey Woody!" Woody: "What?" Rob: (starts singing the BattleStar Galactica song)
  • Mike: "I gotta go, I have some homework to do" Scott: "Homework, Schmomwork, just copy it from Mike tomorow."
  • "Scott has no balls"- Alison Wipf (After 2 hrs. of silence)
  • "You should dress up naked" -Rob
  • Construction worker: "You got a problem" Rob : "What? I cant hear you. I'm gay in the ear."
  • Robs mom: "Robie, is that a hickey?" Rob: "No ma." Mike: "He got shot with a tazer" Robs mom: "ok...." *10 min later* Robs mom: "Robie, did you really get shot by a tazer?"

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