BEAVER COUNTY MILITIA BEAVER COUNTY MILITIA
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"A Kinder, Gentler Militia" © 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 Beaver County Militia "E PLURIBUS CASTOR UNUM" The "Beaver County Militia" is a militia for those that are "non violent", but are militant about being "non violent". And will fight to the death to stay "non violent."We are secretly located in Beaver County, Pennsylvania. We believe in the United States as it was originally intended by our forefathers. They came here to enjoy greater oppression than they could anywhere else. (After being kicked out of every decent country in Europe.) Now we are involved in our greatest struggle. There are those that would have us give up our principles for a little convenience and comfort. Because of this, we are called many things. Fanatics, nuts, racists. Let me assure you we are not racists. There are 2 things we do not abide. Prejudice and old women that dye their hair blue. (Jeez, why do they do that?) We come from all walks of life and there in lies our strength. We are currently accepting membership in the militia and have only 2 requirements. 1.That you be a citizen of the United States of America. 2.That you do not dye your hair blue. Membership is free. To receive your free membership card and be included in our ranks, just send a SASE to yourself, along with a membership card of your own making. Hurry while supplies last. © 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 Beaver County Militia
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