South Park is a hilarious cartoon on Comedy Central. It's not meant for children so don't stay at this site if your easily offended. South Park was created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker in a 5 minute Christmas short, which was hysterical. It is very vulgar however. Comedy Central then picked it up as a half an hour cartoon.

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Schedule

The Spirit of Christmas -Real Video(2 MB)

The Spirit of Christmas -Quicktime(52 MB)

The Spirit of Christmas Script

Characters

Cartman- His full name is Eric Cartman and he's a little fat. He'll never admit it however, he just insists he's big boned. He was abducted b aliens and got an anal probe up his butt. He would never admit that, he insists that it's a dream while he has flashbacks from 'Nam.

Kenny- Kenny is so cool and is my personal favorite. You can never understand what Kenny is saying because of his hood, but he is a perverted little character. The only problem is that the poor guy gets killed EVERY episode. This causes a bit of distress for me, but I'll overcome it.

Kyle- Kyle is jewish.

Stan- Stan is in love with Wendy Testaburger. He used to throw up every time she talked to him, but the poor guy is over that now.

Wendy- Wendy Testaburger is Stan's object of affection, she likes him too. You can find her sitting on Santa's lap in the Spirit of Christmas.

Chef- Chef works in the school cafeteria. He's a little bit of a horny guy & sings his songs to the kids all the time. He's even tried to get with Kathie Lee Gifford.

Mr. Garrison & Mr. Hat- Mr. Garrison is the schhol teacher & he's a little screwed up in the head. He talks to Mr. Hat like he's alive. He also tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford, but didn't succeed unfortunately.

Mayor- She's just an idiot.

Ms. Crabtree- Ms. Crabtree is the school bus driver. She's an absolute witch and should be put out of her misery.

Schedule

Date	Time	#	Title
8/13	10 pm	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
8/17	2 am	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
8/18	12 am	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
8/20	10 pm	103	Volcano
8/24	2 am	103	Volcano
8/25	12 am	103	Volcano
8/27	10 pm	102	Weight Gain 4000
8/31	2 am	102	Weight Gain 4000
9/1	12 am	102	Weight Gain 4000
9/3	10 pm	104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
9/4	1 am	104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
9/6	11:30 pm	104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
9/7	2 am	104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
9/8	12 am	104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
9/10	10 pm	105	An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
9/11	1 am	105	An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
9/13	11:30 pm	105	An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
9/14	2 am	105	An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
9/15	12 am	105	An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
9/17	10 pm	106	Death
9/18	1 am	106	Death
9/19	11 pm	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
	11:30 pm	102	Weight Gain 4000
9/20	12 am	103	Volcano
	12:30 am	104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
	1 am	105	An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
	1:30 am	106	Death
	11:30 pm	106	Death
9/21	2 am	106	Death
9/22	12 am	106	Death
9/24	11 pm	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
9/25	1 am	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
9/27	11:30 pm	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
9/28	2 am	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
9/29	12 am	101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

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