Project Pounce

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Project Pounce was one of the first secret military endeavors. It was started in July 1947, after the crash of the "flying disc" in Roswell, New Mexico. Project Pounce consisted of some of the very top Air Force personnel.

The project's goal was to rush to the scene of a reported flying saucer crash, cordon off the area, neutralize witnesses, pick up debris and confiscate the alien spacecraft...and any aliens that might be lying around trying to get a tan on the desert sand. Why do they crash in the desert so often? Are they really looking for a resort?

If you want to know more, visit here again sometime and we will tell you more...maybe.

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Recipe   for   Alien   Meatloaf

  • 1/2 of small onion
  • 1/2 cup ketchup
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1 cup of mixed vegetables
  • 1/4 cup bread crumbs
  • 1 alien egg
  • 1/4 cup alien's pet milk *
  • 1 lb alien meat

*Note NOT the brand name PET, but the milk from its "pet whatever" (Bigfoot's milk will suffice)

It is best to use fresh alien road kill. This can be found along Highway 375 (now officially named the ET Highway) in Nevada. Be sure to drain all green fluids from the alien road kill. Save the fluids. Remove alien meat from the bones and beat with a meat mallet. Run through conventional meat grinder.

Mix all the ingredients together in a pan. Mix the saved fluids with the ketchup and brown sugar. Pour over the "meat" mixture and bake in oven at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

Ummmmmmmm...delicious!

Recipe for Alienade



Hey kids, have you ever seen those old movies in which a group of some really dumb kids get a "bright" idea to make lemonade and sell it on the sidewalk out in front of their house?

They didn't make much money because the only people who bought it from them were people who felt sorry for them. But you are much smarter than kids a long time ago...right? You would never make lemonade to sell on the sidewalk...you would make ALIENADE! A sure fire selling product. So this summer, here's what you need to get:

    • 20 paper cups
    • 1 gallon water
    • 2 cups sugar
    • lemon juice
    • alien juice
    • ice

Boil the water. After it has boiled, pour the water in a 1 gallon pitcher. Stir in the sugar until it disolves. Add 2 tablespoons of lemon juice. Taste it. Does it need to be stronger? If so, add 2 more tablespoons of lemon juice. Taste again. Keep doing this until it tastes just right.

Next add the secret ingredient...alien juice! Just one tablespoon will do. Ask your parents if they have any alien juice left over from the alien meatloaf they made.

Now stir everything up. Go out to your ALIENADE stand out on the sidewalk in front of your house and serve unsuspecting neighbors fresh ALIENADE in ice-filled paper cups!

Watch the faces of your thirsty victims...uh, I mean, customers...as they drink your specially made drink from this recipe! Now who's stupid?

So remember, if life gives you a lemon...go make lemonade. But if life gives you an alien...it's much more fun to make ALIENADE!

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