Ok, here we are.
Now be very still and quiet, THERE...  can you see them?
Are they not beautiful!  In case you were not aware, only a virgin Princess
can approach and caress the unicorn. So you're not a virgin! Well, you will
just have to be content to watch the unicorn from afar.
Let's just sit here for a spell and observe these mystical beasts.

That was great!
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