..Quotes..


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Hey! Welcome to my quotes page. A lot of quotes on here are from Scream, and most of them are kinda funny. So laugh, okay? :] Also, if you've got a col movie quote, e-mail it to me and I'll see what I can do..



"Pathatelic.."
"It's Telepathic.."
"Well, that's what I said!"-Stepmom

Casey : "Who's there?"
Ghostface: "Never say who's there! Don't you watch scary movies? It'sa death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something!"-Scream
"What's the point? They're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, It's insulting."-Scream
"It's been 84 years…and I can still smell the fresh paint. The China had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was."-Old Rose, Titanic
Stu: Did You really call the cops?
Sid: You bet Your Sorry @$$ I did
Stu: My parents are going to be sooo mad at me...Scream
"We all go a little mad sometimes"-Scream
"Will you go out with me?" "No." "WHY THE HELL NOT?!"-Disturbing Behavior
"Life moves pretty fast...If ya don't stop and look around once in awhile while...You could miss it.."-Ferris Buelers Day Off
"Is that HAIR gel??"-Something about Mary
"You know your love life has always been a disaster area, they oughta have those big orange cones all around ya."- Hope Floats
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"What did she say?"
"She said that she loves me and never wants me to leave her."
"GO AWAY!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!"
"That means that she wants me to be with her at every moment, and can't stand not to have me around" -Fools Rush In
"Those look like comfortable shoes. I bet you could walk all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing. Momma always said theres a lot you could tell 'bout a person by their shoes. Where they go, where they been. I bet if I think real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. MOMMA SAID THEY'D TAKE ME ANYWHERE!" -Forrest Gump
"Dong, where's my automobile?"
"Oh weck, big weck...car go...zzzmmmmboooomchrrrrrr.... ahahaha!"
"I think he's drunk as a skunk! Three sheets to the wind!" -Sixteen Candles
"500 invitations have been sent out. All of Philadelphia's society will be there; and all the while I feel as if I'm standing in the middle of a crowded room, screaming at the top of my lungs and no one even looks up!"-Titanic
"All I ask for are sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that can't be done. What do we got?"
"Seabass."
"Right.."
"They are mutated seabass."
"Oh, are they ill tempered?"
"Yes"
"Well, that's a start!" -Austin Powers
"Who's that for, Mr. Ed?"-Armageddon
"You stick me with that thing, I'll stab you in the heart with it" -Armageddon
"It's like 98% excited, and 2% scared...Well maybe it's 98% scared and 2% excited, but that's what makes it so intense"-Armageddon
"The worst thing in life is wasted talent"-A Bronx Tale
"Yeaah, baby, yeah!"-Austin Powers
"Fiber."-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"I ALSO like to live dangerously"-Austin Powers
That REALLY hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws his shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!"-Austin Powers
"...Bueler?...Bueler?..Beuler?"
"Uhh....He's sick! My best friend's sisters's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend's friend heard from this guy, who knows this kid, who's going out with this girl who saw Ferris pass out at the Thirty-One Flavours last night."
"Thank you, Simone.."
"No problem what so ever!"-Ferris Beuler's Day Off
"Who know's where thoughts come from. . . they just appear!!!"Empire Records
"Travis, come down here and be a tree." -Hope Floats
"Guaranteed to jack you up."-The Faculty
"And his eyes looked like a ocean after a storm...with all it's emotions swimming around in a fury!" -Princess Bride
"Toto...I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." -Wizard of Oz
"Now that's some high-quality H20!"- Waterboy
"You are everything I never knew I always wanted." -Fools Rush In
"Another cow.."
"Actually I think that was the same one."-Twister
Momma always said, 'Life's like a box of chocolates; You never know whatcha gonna get!" -Forrest Gump
"What can I get you, Joe?"
"I'll have some peanut butter, please."
"Would you like toast with that?"
"Toast?...No toast.....Just the butter."-Meet Joe Black

This page last updated on March 13th, 1999.


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