"How Can I Help?"


The first thing you can do to help our battle against evil, is to join S.T.E.P. Then you can go get some sleep because you're going to need a lot of energy to fight off all those PuckBunnies. The purchase of a large gun or blowtorch couldn't hurt, and it certainly may prove to have its advantages.

If you hate PuckBunnies, but are not the massacring type, keep your eyes open for possible suspects, and, should you come across a genuine article, contact the proper authorities (specifically myself or another practicing PuckBunny Assassin.) Action will be taken accordingly.

The most important thing to remember when dealing with PuckBunnies is that they are everywhere, so you must be on the look-out at all times. Just make sure you keep on watching and playing the great game of hockey, and don't let those little hoochie mamas get their slimy hands all over the players.


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