Shawn's Close Encounter With an Unidentified Flying
Tire Object
This is what happens when you're driving safely
on Interstate-90 East in the morning doing about 75 mph minding your own
business, and a WHEEL from a car going in the opposite direction comes
off and bounces over the cement median barricade and lands directly on
the hood of your 1992 Mazda Protégé before merrily continuing
it's journey down the highway. Can you say totaled?
An advertisement for MAACO autobody: before and after pictures (forground
and background) after being attacked by a herd of Michelins.
Note the delux airplane spotting headlight feature.
Just a small toxic environmental hazard that leaked out of my car and
into the cracks in the Polaroid parking lot.
All I have to do is replace the hood...
...well maybe not. At least I wasn't riding my motorcycle.