Musical selection: Sonata in C, First Movement (Allegro), Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K. 545, courtesy of Classical MIDI Archives, © 1999 Pierre R. Schwob

BROKEN LEG

I hear you’re sick, my sympathy, bloke,
I can’t help laughing, it’s quite a joke.
All strung up, you’re leg in plaster,
It really is a bloody disaster.
The girls are safe, you’re out the way,
It’s my turn buddy, to have my day.
I’ll treat them right, don’t worry or fret,
Just give that bone some time to set.
The one in your leg, what else did you think?
I’ve learnt it from you, a nod and a wink.
I must be off, I can’t be late,
I’m taking good care of your latest date.
So get well soon, but not too quick,
I think it’s great, that you’re so sick!

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