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well, here is the humor, basically just some random things that i liked
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All children are Einsteins.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about?
The lady they sawed in half at the circus has finally retired.
She now lives in Chicago... and New Orleans!
What goes "Vrooom, screech, vrooom, screech, vrooom, screech,........"?
A blonde going through a blinking red light.
What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a
rock.
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3
friends. If they're OK, you're it.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the
answer.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
Dain bramaged.
Department of Redundancy Department
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Clinton Didn't Inhale -- He Sucked
Q: Why do blondes have so much trouble making Kool-aid?
A: It is so hard getting all that water in that small package.
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