If you throw a cat out a car window , does it become Kitty Litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no God , who pops up the next kleenex in the box?
When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose ?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive through banking
machines?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If nothing sticks to teflon how do they get it to stick to the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow sign?
If its tourist season do we get to shoot them?
Whats another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles used in lethal injections?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiry date on a container of sour cream?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
 

Why is a waiter called a "waiter", when the customer is the one that actually
waits?

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

If you laid all the people on earth end to end and they circled the globe, who
would be on top?

Why can’t women not use a map without turning the map to correspond to the
direction that they are heading?

Why does the man who says it can't be done always interrupt the woman doing
it?

If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?

What was going through the Mind of the First Person ever to Pull on a Cow's
Udder?