"One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
And then, my sweet, we can marry
And set up housekeeping in your castle
With my Mother,
Where you can prepare my meals
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
And forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
As the princess dined sumptuously
On a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
Seasoned in a white wine
And onion cream sauce,
She chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't think so.