Insrument: Drums and hand farty noises

Sex: Dan

Age: 15

Bra Size: 69D

Secret Powers: Stick a drum stick up his ass like no one else, and he can put yard sticks where the sun dont shine.

Favorite Band: Sugar Hill Gang

Favorite CD: Polka from the 80s

Favorite Little Rascal: He doesn't like little boys he likes little girls

Famous Quote: I will boldly go where no woman has gone before!

Marshal is the newest member and thinks that grass doesn't have the word ass in it, whatever the hell that means.