BITE THE WAX TADPOLE
bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole 
bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole 
bite it -- tadpole 
bite it -- tadpole 
(???) 
hide the hole 
hide the hole in your head, baby 
bite it -- tadpole 
bite it -- tadpole 
bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole 
bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole 
bite it -- tadpole 
bite it -- tadpole 
(???) 
hide the hole 
hide the hole in your head, baby 

CAT-O-NINE-TAILS

cat-o-nine-tails 
cat-o-nine lives 
little pussy purrs (???) is yours 
think I'm allergic and I don't know why 
think I'm allergic and it makes me cry 
you're scratchin' me baby 
right down to my heart 
now claw the couch now that we're apart 
think I'm allergic and I don't know why 
think I'm allergic and it makes me cry 
i love you baby 
and i don't mean to hound 
but they're chasin' my cars 
now that you're not around 
think I'm allergic and I don't know why 
think I'm allergic and it makes me cry 
cat-o-nine tails (x 6) 

METAL STAMPEDE

it's a metal stampede 
metal stampede 
yee-haw 
ooh-oh-ahh 
yee-haw 
old macdonald had a farm 
e-i-e-i-fuckin'-o 
put your pedal to the metal 
metal -- stampede 
brrrrrrreeehaw 
yee-haw 
get along little doggies 
yee-haw 

LET'S ROCK TONIGHT

let's rock tonight 
let your hair down 
don't be so uptight 
come on let's rock and roll 
you rocked my body 
now you're rocking my soul 
let's rock 
come on let's rock 
well are you ready to play 
i've got my guitar 
and i'm ready to (???) 
come on over 
and we'll really rock 
the way you headbang 
puts me into a shock 
let's rock 
come on let's rock 
don't be shy, yeah 
you'd better cook 
you smell the bait, 
now you swallow that hook 
now's the time -- 
yeah it's time to smoke 
go ahead and laugh 
'cause this ain't no joke 
come on 
come on let's rock get off your ass 
and let's rock 

UNCLE BOB

uncle bob, you're a drunk and a slob 
daddy brought home a real winner 
yeah 
(???) 
uncle bob you're a (???) 
he was (???) 
the strength of his body was kind of a shock 
the first time he put (???) in a headlock 
(???) 
(???) 
uncle bob, you're a drunk an' fuckin' slob 
uncle bob, you're a drunk and a slob 

SNAKE HANDLER

snake handler 
slither in 
slither out 
ooooh 
are you snake? 
are you a man? 
snake handler 
slither in 
slither out 
ooooh 
mr. snake 
man 
ooooh -- oh-oh 
snake handler 
slither in 
slither out 
are you a snake? 
are you a man? 
ow --oh 
snake 

RUNNIN' FROM THE LAW

playing rock and roll 
on a friday night 
a noise complaint 
turned into a fight 
the neighbors were loud 
and disturbed our crowd 
we played some more 
and they stormed the door 
we didn't do nothin' 
hey hey hey 
but now we're runnin' 
and hidin' 
cops got on stage 
and they pulled my hair 
kicked 'em in the balls 
(???) 
that amp is mine 
it shows how they find 
you can call me a tramp 
don't unplug my amp 
we didn't do nothin' 
hey hey hey 
but now we're runnin' 
and hidin' 
runnin' from the law 
runnin' 
runnin' from the law 
(repeat) 
(repeat first verse) 
we didn't do nothin' 
hey hey hey 
but now' we're runnin' 
and hidin' 
runnin' from the law 
runnin' 
runnin' from the law 
runnin' from the law 
runnin' from the, runnin' from the, 
runnin' from the law 

cool out 
(???) 
are you the half that's gonna swallow the dough 
exactly where do you stand 
you seem to have trouble bein' human 
you've got a habit of starting up fights 
you wanna punch out somebody's lights 
messin' with other people's lives 
just what makes you think 
that you've got that right 
who the -- 
yeah what's your problem? 
who the hell? 
who the -- 
yeah you're a psycho 
just cool out 
cool out 

IT'S NOT YOU

suck this 
it's not you (x 4) 
he's the one who can take out my trash 
he's the one who can scratchin' my back 
he's the one who don't give you flack 
'bout what I do, and it's not you baby 
it's not you (x 4) 
he's the one who can love me tender 
he's the one who can fix up my blender 
he's the one don't give a hoot 
'bout what I do, and it's not you baby 
he's the one who can (???) 
he's the one who can (???) 
he's the one who don't give a hoot 
'bout what I do, and it's not you 
NO! 

I DRINK

i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face 
all my friends tell me i'm a basket case 
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face 
i got so drunk 
i don't remember what happened 
what everybody said 
i had a real good time 
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face 
all my friends tell me i'm a basket case 
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face 
went to a bar 
met a guy -- he bought me white russians 
i puked outside in the parking lot 
while he tried to kiss me 
seein' blurry 
talkin' slurry 
feelin' queasy 
this is sleazy 
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face 
all my friends tell me i'm a basket case 
i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face 
i went for drinks in hollywood 
came to somewhere in hawethorne 
drug up a bush, drove into a tree 
and rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open 
seein' blurry 
talkin' slurry 
feelin' queasy 
this is sleazy 

MS. 45
she's got a gun 
just make her day 
don't fuck with her 
she'll blow you away 
she walks the streets at night 
and I think she is a whore 
she's got a gun 
she's gonna even out the score 
ms. 45 (x 2) 
they don't let you 
she's gonna make them pay 
now her right is it 
you won't get away 
she walks the streets at night 
and they think she is a whore 
she's got a gun 
she's gonna even out the score 
ms. 45 (x 2) 
she's got a big (???) 
gonna make those assholes pay 
you fuck with her 
she'll blow your ass away 
she walks the streets at night 
and they think she is a whore 
she's got a gun 
she's gonna even out the score 
ms. 45 (x 3)