Well hello there!  Here within the
hills dwell the Shire folk, called
Hobbits.  They are about 3 feet tall,
so watch where you're stepping!  Come
in for some tea and cakes, will you?
Maybe even share a tale or two.  Did
you bring your pipeweed? Don't be 
dropping any unexpected parties for 
these halflings (unless it's a Baggins,
or a Took), for they are the type that
do not like adventures.(After all,
adventures make one late for supper!) 
Sit down and share a tale or
two!