She Sells

Hear that song on the radio
The one stuck in your head
It's designed to seize your mind
You're gonna sing it til' you are dead
It isn't by your favorite band
It's by a girl you'll never know
But the next time you go shopping
She'll tell you where to go

She sells!
Sea sells condos by the sea shore! She sells!
She sells!
She sells machines to wax the kitchen floor! She sells!
She sells!
She sells to get a slice of the big pie! She sells!
But in the end she sells her soul
Cause she knows thats what they want to buy

Then she finds herself forgetting
Why she started in the first place
Afternoons at the piano
On daddy's knee

First a "G"
Now an "E"
That's the way baby
Now it's time for contracts and royalties
And 30 second spots
Don't make them cry
Just make them buy
And make them buy a lot

She sells!
Sea sells condos by the sea shore! She sells!
She sells!
She sells ointment for that open sore! She sells!
She sells!
She sells to get a slice of the big pie!
But she don't want to sell herself
So it's time to say
Goodbye!
Mint flavored air pollution
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She sells
She sells
She sells
She sells
Goodbye!
Goodbye!

Version 2: (from Doug's site) Bricrui's version:

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See that person in that row

The one with hair that's red

He has a contract that's really bind

He wants to be at home instead

He was a kid just in the sand

And playin' with his toy boat

Making popcorn for the poppin'

And makin' your car wheels blow

She sells!

He makes sure that he is a bore

A bore!

She sells!

He makes sure that you close all the doors

The doors!

She sells!

He splats you in the face with a big pie

A pie!

But all the time, he's in the know

Making sure that you do say goodbye

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He listens to the same jingle

And eating can of lard, and more lard

Making sure that you stay single

But buying you a really, really nice card

He goes down to his local pub

And eat up like a pig

Then he leaves without any pay

Being really big!

She sells!

He makes sure that he is a bore

A bore!

She sells!

He makes sure that you close all the doors

The doors!

She sells!

He splats you in the face with a big pie

A pie!

But all the time, he's in the know

Making sure that you do say goodbye

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Then he finds himself all bitten

By millions of bees at a fast pace

Running as fast a doe

Hoping to flee

Golly gee, my oh me

He can't even see

Needing contacts

Made from trees

And a dog named Spot

He always cries

But still buys

But still buys what he sought

She sells!

He makes sure that he is a bore

A bore!

She sells!

He believes every piece of rotten lore

Oh yeah

She sells!

He splats you in the face with a big pie

But he don't want to lose his health

And this time, he's gonna say goodbye!

Breathin' in all that great pollution

Drinkin' that really dirty solution

A bore!

Oh yeah!

A pie!

Oh yeah!

Goodbye!

Goodbye!