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This is just a collection for your enjoyment.
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If you have any poems, songs, or other stamping related fun stuff you'd like
to add or if you know the original author of the fun stuff on this page please
email me with the info! I am NOT the writer of any of this. These are things
that have been forwarded to me and I have no idea were most of it came from.
This is just a collection for your enjoyment.
ODE TO MY WIFE THE STAMPER!
She learned to stamp on Monday,Her embossing was quite fine.
She forgot to thaw out dinner,
So we went out to dine.
She brayered backgrounds Tuesday,
She says they are a must.
They really were quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust.
On Wednesday it was birthday cards,
She says that chalking's fun.
Shading, blending, and water coloring ...
But the laundry wasn't done.
Her card swap was on Thursday,
Using green and blue and red.
I guess she really was engrossed;
But she never made the bed!
It was shaker cards on Friday,
Using techniques she just adores.
But she never seemed to notice
The crumbs on all the floors.
I found a maid on Saturday!
My life is now complete!
My wife can stamp the hours away'
The house will still be neat.
Well, it's already Sunday,
And my forehead's feeling damp.
I cursed, I raved, I ranted ...
The MAID has learned to STAMP!!!
ODE TO A STAMPERS FAMILY
I stamped and stamped all day,the more I stamped the more I saved.
Paper, glue and glitter-it flew!
Until fingers and hands were about to turn blue.
Just one more card one more design.
One more idea- If I just had more time!
I need to stop, my home is stressed.
Dust in corners, family in duress.
My cupboards are full, no more room
my cheque book's empty, bankruptcy looms.
But then someone calls, with such gratitude
"I loved your card, it lifted my mood"
So I can't quit yet, I have people to cheer
l'll be done in a minute, please be dears.
Just tell me you love me, of this be sure
For rubber stamping, there is not a cure!!
THE PITIFUL STAMPER
( To the tune of "Clemintine" )by Paul Johnson
Oh, my Darlin'
You're so charmin'
And your stamps are just the best!
Can I use them?
Won't abuse them.
Let me put them to the test.
By the way, Dear
There's no glue here..
Can I borrow some from you?
If it's handy,
Glitter's dandy.
Maybe just a pinch or two?
Thanks for trimmage
For my image!
Shall we keep this on the shelf?
And your punches ..
Thank you bunches!!!
Hey! I made it all MYSELF!!
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