"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."

"I am Perot of Borg. Resistance is like trying to maintain your crops when you've got a swarm of locusts coming at you and flooding like we had in Iowa this year. There is just no way a farmer can stand against such great odds. That's the same way it'll be for you."

"I am Bush of Borg. You will be assimilated into a kinder, gentler Borg."

"I am a salesman of Borg. You will buy Amway."

Ross Perot, Daimon of the Ferengi. "As you people say, I'm all EARS."

"I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."

"I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will be taximilated."

"Hi-ho! This is Kerit of Borg!

"I am Homer of Borg. You will be OH Dounuts!"

"I am Deter of Borgs. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate"

"I am Miss Nancy of Borg. Do Bee assimilated."

"I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."

I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated.

I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated.

I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it.

I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.

Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will.

I am Sajak of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_.

I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is futile.

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

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