JESUS WAS A CRIP!


The stunning evidence...

Here, we see an early depiction of Jesus with his walking staff & robe. If you'll notice, his right hand is curled in the "C" position, indicating he is down with the Crips (local set unknown, possibly the Jerusalem 187 Crips), giving new creedence to the theory that Gang-banging existed long before NWA, Eazy-E, and the movie "Colors". It is believed that the first "drive-by's" were done by foot, as the automobile was not invented yet, and instead of Gats & 9's, rival gangs would resort to rock-throwing to defend their hood. Jesus rolled with his crew, the O.G. Apostles, & he grew to be the most feared leader in 'da hood, not only because of his backup (God, who would frequently destroy the earth by plague if his potna was in trouble), but because of his amazing ability to heal his wounded G's.

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