Rule #1-Death to all who oppose me. Rule #2-Death to all who annoy me. Rule #3-People spontaneously combusting is always funny. Rule #4-Barney the Dinosaur must die a slow painful death. Rule #5-The writers of Barney must be tortured for all eternity. Rule #6-When in doubt set them on fire. Rule #7-Nothing says "I hate you" like a sharp knife. Rule #8-All blood is worth spilling. Rule #9-Shooting sprees are good ways to spend time with your fellow man. Rule #10-Give in to your dreams of becoming an orphan. Rule #11-Stalking is a skill that must be practiced. Rule #12-Some people deserve to die but since we don't really know who they are let's just shoot everyone. Rule #13-Nobody can be cheerful before noon without it resulting in a huge mob beating on the person while chanting "Good morning to you as well" Rule #14-Poison is a misanthrope's best friend. Rule #15-Any one who uses the words "happy" and "homemaker" in the same sentence (sarcasm doesn't count) will be tied to a tree and forced to watch "Cops" until their head explodes. Rule #16-The louder the scream the funnier the torture. Rule #17-All's fair in revenge. Rule #18-Mental torture gets more entertaining each time you view it. Rule #19-Nobody escapes punishment unless they have a nice load of cash handy. Rule #20-The Ricia is always right.
