WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!!
 -MST3K

Mmmmm...forbidden donut
 -Homer Simpson

Death doesn't hurt, it's life that hurts.
 -Mr. Roarke (Fantasy Island)

I love it when you talk cutlery
 -TaleSpin

We have enough youth, how 'bout a fountain of smart?
 -bumper sticker

My joy would be complete dear if you were only here. But still I keep 
your hand as a precious souvenir
 -Tom Lehrer

Smart is not a four letter word...that would be smar.
 -Daria Morgendorferr

It's party time!
 -Negaduck

My dad told me to go to room, he didn't say stay!
 -Gosalyn

If you love someone let them go. If they come back set them on fire.
 -George Carlin

I'm only an elected official I can't make decisions by myself!
 -The Mayor (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Two men enter! One man leaves!
 -chant in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

We are the music makers. And we are the dreamer of dreams.
 -Willie Wonka

Ford! You're turning into a penguin!
 -Arthur Dent

Because I've suffered
 -Phineas (A Separate Peace)

I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.
 -Jane Lane

The orchestra has been hired, the hall is rented now it's time to see
if you can dance.
 -Q

Your villanous infamy tortures your soul
Decent into evil must levy it's toll
The darkness that wrought you has brought you to this.
 -Callisto

Soap on a rope? Yeah lots of times I'm in the shower and I want to 
hang myself.
 -Jerry Seinfeld

What do you think sirs?
 -Joel Robinson or Mike Nelson

Push the button Frank
-Dr. Forrester

Evil will always win because good is dumb.
 -Dark Helmet

They exsist with or without you
 -Cool World

Time is the fire in which we burn.
 -Tolian Soran (Generations)

My favorite part of the game. Sudden death.
 -Hades

Someone's at the door.
 -American Gothic

We have the met the enemy and he is us.
 -Pogo

Without darkness there can be no light.
 -The Good Son

I respect my superiors. Now if I could only find some.
 -Daria

Some people grow up and others just grow older.
 -Darkwing Duck

What a lousy place for a wall
 -Don Karnage

Suddenly I have this refreshing mint flavor
 -Crow

For I am Constanza, Lord of the Idiots.
 -George Constanza

Know thyself?! If I knew myself I'd run away.
 -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In the depths of my heart I can't help being convinced that may dear 
fellow men, with a few exceptions, are worthless
 -Sigmund Freud

Even paranoids have real enemies
 -Delmore Schwartz

Hell is-other people!
 -Jean-Paul Sartre

To the Weeniemobile! Weenieman away!
 -Crow T. Robot

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
 -Jack Kerouac

I like to color the facts...most facts need it so badly
 -Fflewddur Fflam

Oaths are made for catching fools
 -Erik (The Phantom of the Opera)

I am great and that is it. And everyone else is full of...full of...
full of...
 -kids (Daria-The Pinch Sitter)

You can't stop the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, ya bleed just to know you're alive
 -Goo goo Dolls

Oh to live on Sugar Mountain 
With the barkers and the colored balloons.
You can't be twenty on Sugar Mountain.
But you're thinking you're leaving too soon.
You're leaving here to soon
 -Neil Young

All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
 -Pink Floyd

Big Brother is watching you.
 -1984 

On my planet, we don't say die, we say KILL!
 -Howard the Duck

I can't stand pain. It hurts me.
 -Daffy Duck

Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficent of 
you.
 -Londo Mollari (Babylon 5)

Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind!
 -Charlie (Baron Fink)

So many people to kill...so little time.
 -Poison Ivy

If I must suffer, humanity must suffer.
 -Mr. Freeze

And if knowlege is power, then GOD AM I! Was that over the top? I can
never tell.
 -The Riddler

Stay here and do nothing. If you do nothing, nothing can go wrong.
 -David Langley (Bean)

We don't die, we multiply.
 -Bebe's Kids

You might be a king, or a simple street sweeper, but sooner or later
you dance with the reaper.
 -Grim Reaper

So boss, what do you wanna do after we take over the world? Oh,lets 
have pancakes! I love pancakes!
 -Chameleon (The Mighty Ducks)

The Door is The Way
 -The Electric Monk

Take your hands off me and slap yourselves
 -Don Karnage

I know what I like and I like Fritos
 -slogan

People who dance are considered insane by people who can't hear the 
music.
 -George Carlin

How frightfully uninteresting
 -Shere Khan

I will personally make sure you wake up screaming from now until the
end of time
 -Jack Skellington (in somebody's fanfic)

It's dying time
 -Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Death is listening and he'll take the first man who screams.
 -Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Pay attention to the man behind the curtain for he is your ally
 -Dr. Forrester

All the real men are cartoon characters
 -Gypsy Layla Angus

She offers me protectin
Alot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And as the water falls
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
She won't forsake me
 -?

"That was creepy and disconcerting"
 -me

"I I love love double double Chex Chex better better then then the the
rest rest"
 -slogan

"This name is the hairshirt I wear
 And this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair
 This song is the cross that I bear
 Bear with me bear with me"
   -BNL "Good Boy"

"Only cowards stay while traitors run."
  -BNL "Jane"

"This is the Suzako no miko...and this guy's gay."
 -Tamahome

"Vote for me..or BURN IN HELL!"
 -Jinnai's campaign slogan

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to open
your mouth and remove all doubt."
 -Mark Twain

"Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"
 -Timex

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows."
 -announcer on the Shadow

"It's never good when blood is coming out of the faucet."
  -my brother Sean

"Politeness is no excuse for criminal behavior."
 -Bandits

"This is just...neat."
 -Spike

"Don't poke me, please."
 -myself

"We lived near railroad tracks so we never had pets long."
 -my sister in law Jess

"I'm glad I'm going to hell, it's warm there."
 -Sean

"Mommy's evil, remember that."
 -Sean

"I like to feel special sometimes."
 -my brother-in-law Jeremy

"If the world doesn't end, I'm going to need a note."
 -Cordelia

"Or my thoughts become reality and the world becomes filled with root
beer fountains and English men."
 -myself