Fiends and Family
I made this page mostly to keep track of the people who have crossed paths with me. If you find yourself missing from its links, don't panic. It doesn't mean I hate you. In fact, I'm thinking about you right now. Yes, yes, and thank YOU.
If you're bored, right on. I hate masturbatory pal pages as much as the next surfer. Hit backspace or quit the Internet in disgust and live in the woods. Ted Kazcinski made a career of it. For the rest of you, I'll try to keep it short and picture-intensive.
Every year, Dad has a party at his office for the various clients and friends he's met over the years. For a while, he kept costs down by buying all the food from Sam's Club and paying my friends twenty bucks apiece to dress alike and serve punch. One year, we just looked too damn good to ignore. So we took a few pictures. Move your mouse over it to watch all hell break loose.
Meet Fred Mowery, web designer, improviser, amateur wrestler, former roommate and nice guy. His devotion to the Tower Players, our college improv troupe, spawned an alumni web site and a children's musical (no joke!), Margaret and the Island of 1,000 Voices.
Meet my friend Larry Shure, fellow alumni of Miami University and improviser par excellance. Larry studies preservation and restoration, so don't be surprised to find a few very serious academic papers here. Enjoy it! Learn something new!

Or maybe you need a hearty dose of a man who calls himself "the hipster of the apocalypse." Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Telfer!

Eli Frein's name rhymes with "wine" and she's not what you think. Between her and Jason Schmidt, I felt tremendous pressure at Andersen Consulting to use my goofing-off time to start my own web page. Who could have foreseen this?