Yup I still got to get stuff Off MY Chest

Hey guys and girls or girls and guys. I'm back with a new bunch of rants and I'm still just as sarcastic and bitter as ever so basically let's just say that todays lesson in online manners is how not to sign a guest book. I have a couple examples that I got off my page one 2 that i got off another page but it has something to do with me so I'm going to complain about it.
AS Always I must inform you that I am a very bitter and sarcastic person and if that isn't you bag baby then I suggest you go back to the main menu now.
You still here? Well ok but you have been warned buddy. Now here we go:
From: Tommy (Syx55@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Mar 17 19:05:03 1998
I Luv RBF
RBF for life!!!
I have RBF's address.
Anyone E-mail if they need it!!
Is everyone out there doing the fish??
This page is Trendy!! Everyone plz Sellout with me tonight!

From: Tommy (Syx55@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Mar 17 19:05:03 1998
I Luv RBF
RBF for life!!!
I have RBF's address.
Anyone E-mail if they need it!!
Is everyone out there doing the fish??
This page is Trendy!! Everyone plz Sellout with me tonight!
Cool site but,more RBF pics.
My cus wanted to know if you like manson?
Need advice contact me please.
Go to the Record Store, Give em all your money!
1 word AWESOME!!
2 more words SKA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bosstones Rule too!

From: Tommy (Syx55@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Mar 17 19:05:03 1998
I Luv RBF
RBF for life!!!
I have RBF's address.
Anyone E-mail if they need it!!
Is everyone out there doing the fish??
This page is Trendy!! Everyone plz Sellout with me tonight!
Cool site but,more RBF pics.
My cus wanted to know if you like manson?
Need advice contact me please.
Go to the Record Store, Give em all your money!
1 word AWESOME!!
2 more words SKA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bosstones Rule too!
Mojo records rule!
My nickname is SkaCore!
I've been a fan for 3 and a half yrs!!

Heres example number one of how not to sign a guest book . There are so many flaws I dont know where you begin. Well I guess the first one would probably not to drink alot of caffinated beverages before you sign the guest book because that might cause you to become hyper, forget what he/she was trying to say and force one to type their guest book entry over and over and over again. So next time Tommy less jolt cola and everything should be all right.

From: Me (Me@me.me)
Date: Mon Mar 2 19:40:52 1998
me
hi!
Apparently me(who isn't me b/c I wouldn't sign my own guest book) was so excited that they forgot to uses any other words besides "me" and "hi" in the guest book entry. You know I think another thing that would case short term memory lose would be to many drugs. So I say relax and cut down on the drugs and you'll be fine me(if that's your real name)

From: the felbs (thefelbs@hotmail.com) Date: Tue Jun 2 13:45:52 1998
you all suck
yeah, thats right, you all suck!! ha ha laugh at the
losers that made this crappy web page!
O.K. I thought that was have gone threw this already. I'm not a loser,geek,freak,jerk,bastard. I am an asshole born and breed. I do have to say that I think its cool that the guy who signed this guest book entry thinks my page is so big that it would take more that one person to do this webpage(which sometimes I think it does there are over 200 different files and I can't keep track of all of them. Basically my point(and I do have one) actually the only way I can tell you something my mom told me. If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. It's been about 7 years since she last said anything to me. Boy do I miss grandma. Heres another thought obviously the page can't be that bad if it stirred some emotions in you causing you to actually sign the guest book. actually i think you like the page alot . You love it. Its ok no one will judge you ok? Have a nice day.

From: KLEPTOSK8TER (YOU WISH!)He's not that bright I found out his address.
Date: Sun Jun 14 23:16:47 1998
YUR SITE
your site is a disgrace to reel big fish! It sucks! get
some new stuff up there for god's sake!

From: KLEPTOSK8TER (YOU WISH!)He's not that bright I found out his address.
Date: Mon Jun 15 21:11:40 1998
yur site2
It still sucks! You said u update all the time!! Where r
u?
Get a life you pussy!
Wow a disgrace to reel big fish eh? that's your opinion and that's cool but wheres your Rbf site located at? You probably typed what you did to make yourself look cool. And you probably do look cool...to yourself. But no one thinks its funny. They are probably thinking wow that guys needs guess book manners. Number one repeat after me: "It's a webmasters' prerogative to decide when he/she updates their sites". Number two Tim Snow is an not a "pussy" he's an "asshole". I'll even give a dollar to the first person who can tell me the irony of his second guest book entry.

Tim Whitlock - 03/19/98 16:31:35
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com
My Email:Tim@bbs.galilei.com
Gender: good looking
Favortie RBF Song: mostly all
Comments:
look on ny page their are some reel big fish stuff.
www.anglefire.com/mo/ReelBigFish/ thanx look on my homepage,bye P.S. E-Mail
me if you have any questions about anything. TIM
Tim Whitlock - 03/19/98 15:58:39
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com
My Email:Tim@bbs.galilei.com
Gender: good looking
Favortie RBF Song: mostly all
Comments:
look on ny page their are some reel big fish stuff.
www.anglefire.com/mo/ReelBigFish/ thanx look on my homepage,bye TIM
This one was pointed to my by a friend. Basically this wouldnt be bad if it wasnt for a couple facts: Number one: That isnt me (my name is Tim Snow- Not whitlock. The url is not the url of the currenet Tim's RBF page I moved it about a month before that entry was made. So basically what I am saying is its cool to come up with an alias but its not cool to like pretend you are someone who is real and not fictional.
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