Why Don't We Get Drunk
Jimmy Buffett
1973


D             D7             G              D     
I really do,  appreciate  the fact you're   sittin' here
D                  G                       E7     
Your voice sounds  so wonderful   
         E7                 A7
But your face don't look too clear 
   G                        D
So barmaid bring a pitcher,   another round o' brew
      G               A          D        D7
Honey why don't we get drunk and screw


Chorus:      
     G               A          D     
     Why don't we get drunk and screw?
     E7                             A7
     I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
         G                  
     They say you are a snuff queen
           D
     Honey I don't think that's true
               G               A          D
     So,  why don't we get drunk and screw


Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..." 


Solo (violin) 


Chorus:
     Why don't we get drunk and screw?
     I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
     They say you are a snuff queen
     Honey I don't think that's true
     So, why don't we get drunk and screw?  
     Yeah, now baby I say, "Lord!," 
     Why don't we get drunk and screw