At the conclusion of last summers GSSC there was but one character unidentified, unaccounted for. Haggis' mighty adversary Spamorama had chosen to remain silent. Some said out of embarrassment from the posts he made, others thought to further antagonize Dean. Before retiring from The Wall, Dean made a valiant effort to expose Spamoramas' identity, thus allowing himself to enjoy his retirement. The following dialog resulted.
Dean was successful in his efforts. But...who is Wolverine??????
OK, folks, line up with a guess to the identity of the legendary Spamorama, Haggis' nemesis in the storied Spam Wars. Come Friday, when my cast comes off, and right before I jump the fence, I will tell you who the rascal really is. We must have resolution. Closure, I believe, is the buzz word nowadays that the emotionally crippled use when they speak of healing. (Which is why we prefer resolution.)
And to add some interest to my departure, I may even reveal several self-serving pseudonyms that an amorphous antagonist of mine has used from time to time for undercover sniping. You like that?
One shot at Spamorama per real person. Unlimited for fake ID's.
Dean Torges
I vote for------ Don Superceder.
I believe that man is in love with that stuff.
Brian Cole perhaps?
Tom (longbo) Musatto
Hawkeye has been caught many times trying to match wits with you. He's my guess. What do I win. I need a nice Osage stave. Graduated with honors from Whitewood 101.
Keith
Friends, archers, and spam connoisseurs...lend me your ear (literal interpretation optional). Dr. Deanus Toxophilus believes he has proof undeniable of my where-abouts and what-nots. Granted, I have over the course of several months laid the proverbial but subtle trail to my identity, to the point of out-right stupidity and carelessness. But, I digress. This lean and mean bois d' arc carving machine has engaged in illegal subterfuge to ferret out witnesses...he has dropped sordid lies to stain the uninitiated...and I have it on good word that he has resorted to witch craft and voodoo to justify the end of his maniacal means. There are a select few on this board who know who I am. I beseech thee, comrades, to remain steadfast to your oath. For the day has come that I now rely on your honor and integrity to exonerate me from any wrong doing. Ok, ok, ok...I'll buy you a cold beer if you zip dem' lips.
>>>====Spam===>
Ah Dean, you can't let it rest,
But I fear you will fail in this latest inquest.
I think only fitting for the king of instigation,
To spend future years in total frustration.
No one will reveal that whom you seek,
May force your return to the Wall for a peek.
It was true when first said, and is still true today,
"What tangled webs we weave, when we try to deceive".
But I'm not hardhearted and will give you this jest,
For that which you ask look to the west.
It will take more than a cold beer to keep my lips tight. But if we are talking Jack Daniels then maybe I'll bite. Remember we see everything, we are the creatures of the night...........
Opossum
Could his intitials be A.R.?
My first guess was that it's Dean's evil twin sister, Deanna. But I think the SpamMiester is even closer to Dean then that. I think they are one and the same. Dean is getting up there in years and there's no telling what osage fumes do to you over time. Dr. Dean just morphs into Mr. SpamHyde, makes some posts, and doesn't remember it when he wakes up the next morning with Spam breath that he can't explain and an uneasy feeling that something ain't right.
Crankin' up the smoke machine again, eh Deano? My britches are still smokin' after the last time you did that a few days ago. Still passing smoke instead of gas...
I owe the discovery of my true filial roots to Spamorama. My lips remain sealed, unless there are chubs and Honey Brown in the hip pocket.
HBS
Now listen here you lil' bastard....er...uh...hmmmmm
ahem.....do not let food nor drink intoxicate common sense. Ask yourself, "who told me the truth"?
>>>====Spam=====>
Is it Spudley?
God Bless
Billy
What I want to know is:
WHO HAS THE TAPES!?????
REGO
From Ohio this wily old fox
Who's been known to serve mule on the rocks
All his friends will amuse
When he ends the long ruse
and the high priest of spam he defrocks.
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Is it Hawkeye?
It isn't me ... I don't think. Take on a silly name and its like you've got multiple personalities.
A friend of mine from the farm-a
Thought it might prove amusing drama
To see if I'd see
The i-den-tit-y
Of the man with the can--Spamorama.
There is an old bowyer named Deano, who favors spam, osage, and vino. Widely known for his fame, knows Spamorama's real name? This beady-eyed Weasel don't think so.
But I do.
What's it worth to you, Dean? :-)
I could only be Alan Ransom, you can tell by that NW accent!
There once was a hermit from...oops, wrong one. Sorry.
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Poor Dean, he's still a ponderin',
Says he knows but I think he's a wonderin'.
The E-mails are flyin',
Dean's patience is diein',
While the rest laughin' so hard we cryin'.
There once was an man from Catskils
who ate Spam for cheap thrills.
His tummy was soon rollin
because of a blown colon.
That was heard thoughout all the hills
God Bless
Billy
Now lads this may be quite amusin',
This noble refrain that you're usin'.
But try as I can,
this poor Irish man,
still finds all this spam stuff confusin'
Hau,
This thread reads like a roll call of anonymous-anonymous.
Lets throttle back a bit boys and savor the cyber sceenery. GSSC is a far piece of flyin, time wise.
Let this thread be an Horse-duver, a prelude to the main course.
And in that light - a tidbit from me...
Spamorama dingdong was the song, and in the lyrics hides his true identity.
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SO