The Crocco Cabal uses different types of Gematria: 1. "Traditional Hebrew" Gematria Aleph to tet = 1 through 9 Yod to Tsadi = 10 through 90 Kuph to Tav = 100 through 400 2. a "Roman/Hebrew" Gematria using the same Hebrew gematrical rules: A to I = 1 through 9 J to R = 10 through 90 S to Z = 100 through 800 3. a "Roman numeric" Gematria A to Z = 1 through 26 I have put the gematrical system used to calculate each value in parenthesis after each word. Some sample Erisian Gematrical values: Eris (1) = 271 Arsi (1) "venomous" = 271 Discordia (1) = 399 Kallisti (2) "to the prettiest one" = 399 haTipshah (1) "the female fool" = 399 goddess (3) = 73 paradise (3) = 73 M'vochah (1) "confusion" = 73 crazy (3) = 73 Sacred Chao (3) = 77 Oz (1) "strength" = 77 Land of Thud (3) = 105 New Jersey (3) = 105 Grey Face (3) = 70 o++o (3) = 70 [my dog is the fulcrum] Anarchy (3) = 70 God (3) = 26 YHVH, i.e. Joe Hovah (1) = 26 War (3) = 42 Iran (3) = 42 warfare (3) = 72 Baghdad, Iraq (3) = 72 Syria (3) = 72 nuclear war (3) = 116 confusion (3) = 116 Contemplate these Gematric values until they are true in some sense, false in some sense, true and false in some sense, and neither true nor false in some sense. Millions of people believe that people born in the same Astrological sign have similar personalities, that your personality is fixed by the Stars. Consult the Astro-illogical chart below to see your true personality. Sign Dates Your personality Taurus 4/20-5/20 You are a genocidal maniac like your fellow Taurus Adolf Hitler. Gemini 5/21-6/20 You like to torture people like your fellow Gemini the Marquis de Sade. Cancer 6/21-7/22 You are a dirty fighter like your fellow Cancer Mike Tyson. Leo 7/23-8/22 You are a slut like your fellow Leo Mae West. Virgo 8/23-9/22 You are insane and think you are god like your fellow Virgo the Roman Emperor Caligula. Libra 9/23-10/23 You are a flamboyant homosexual like your fellow Libra Oscar Wilde. Scorpio 10/24-11/22 You are a pornographer like your fellow Scorpio Larry Flynt. Sagittarius 11/23-12/21 You are paranoid and people fear and hate you like your fellow Sagittarius Joseph Stalin. Capricorn 12/22-1/19 You are untrustworthy and a traitor like your fellow Capricorn Benedict Arnold. Aquarius 1/20-2/19 You are an alcoholic and people laugh at you like your fellow Aquarius W.C. Fields. Pisces 2/20-3/20 You are a terrorist like your fellow Pisces Osama Bin Laden. Everybody hates you. Aries 3/21-4/19 You like to beat children with wire hangers like your fellow Aries Joan Crawford.