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Marty Belafsky - Everything you NEVER wanted to know... 

Marty.  Yes, you've heard of him.  Yes, you know who he is
and you may even know what he's done.  In any case, I hope
you enjoy learning what I have about him.

I have no idea when he was born, or where.  Sorry.  That 
information, I hope, will soon become known to me.

He attended Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island.  There, he
was invovled with an improvisation group called Improvidence.
Many of its members have said he was great.  (But we all
knew that, didn't we?)

His television career was little.  He's been in several
commercials.  You probably remember him as the
"Lemonmelberlime" guy on the Skittles commercial.  That's
alright, at least you've seen him on TV, right?  He was
also in a Pringles commercial, I believe.  He was in
the short-lived show "Hull High,"  a drama/musical with
other of his fellow "Newsies."  

His movies include "Wrestling Ernest Hemingway" and "Breaking
the Rules."  I have to admit, I haven't seen either of them!
Still, I'm sure he was genius.  Oh, did I forget to mention
his singular musical success (even though Disney disagrees
with me on this one)?  He was Crutchy in "Newsies."  How
could I be so silly?!

As of yet, I've not been able to find a lot of information
on him.  As locatable as he seems to be on the internet,
it's awful hard to find something useable!

If you know anything I don't and think it oughta be here,
e-mail me!

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THAT NEW STUFF... 

Okay, up above you'll find a "Hull High" link.  It's not very 
interesting, I admit, but it's something tangible about our
dear Marty.

I admit, I've been neglecting him, and it's too bad, no?  We
love our Marty!!

Here's the latest breaking news.  Okay, in "Sabrina the Teenage
Witch" during the second season (wasn't that this year?) there
was an episode called 'Dummy for Love.'  Guess who was in it?!
MARTY, SILLY!  He was a student.  I found this on a page written
all in German and used my handy-dandy Alta Vista 
Translator-O-Matic.™  8)  So, here's what it said:





 






 


Dummy For Love

Direction: Gary Halvorson
Book: Holly Hester

Actors:

Patrick T. O'Brien (Cupid)

Michael Sneary (Kirk)

Jeremy Wieand (Fool)

Marty Belafsky (Pupil)

Sandra Kinger (Operation)

David Sederholm (Randy)

Ichiro Bonno (Sumoringer - No translation given)

Scott McLain (Man)


Contents:
With Cupids assistance plays Sabrina
    Kupplerin between her hesitating aunt Hilda and its new vice-rector Mr. strength for
    preventing the that it is referred because of controversies of an article of the school.
    Additionally it tries to bring together Kirk and Valerie. In the meantime Zelda comes into
    problems, when Hilda forgets to send their request for shift of their appointment to the
    witch advice. 



















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