My name is Daniel Lusby, yes LUSBY, and I am a humble resident of one of the many boring towns in the glorious state of Oregon. I am a three sport athlete, hard working student, and most importantly, a BACHELOR! (ACTUALLY, NOT FOR LONG...HEHEHE.) I have a kick butt job, and I like to make people laugh, as you probably are reading this excuse for a page. As to my other interests, I am not fascinated by some of the natural wonders of life, like stars, the ocean and strippers. I, for one, am highly amazed with professional wrestlers. Why an individual would want to portray themselves like that on a television show makes no sense to me. But who am I to say bad acting stinks to watch on the tube. I am currently embarking on a journey to watch all 100 hours of exclusive world cup soccer coverage without going to sleep. I have already failed, after just two hours! Well, to wrap up this melting pot of a story, i would just like to say that "sportscenter junkies" like myself are cool people. I am not an axe murderer, a drag queen, or fast food worker. (sorry trav) I am a dignified young man....who is always looking for a date. I am often referred to as "Sweet Lu" by my sports buddies, but everyone else just calls me "The Great One"......The man below, is known as that to...He is the most electrifying man in all of wrestling...The Great One, The Brauma Bull......He is The Rock!
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What can I say..Dennis Rodman is the man. Through all the controversy, he remains cool, and gets all the hot chicks. Leads the league in rebounds, technicals, and
ejections every year. Who else can do that? He most recently defeated the Mailman, Karl Malone for the second time in as many months.
Show me someone more deserving than Rodzilla.
Michael Jordan is simply the greatest sports hero and figure of all time. He is the total package: He is an all league defender; the NBA's leading scorer every year
he has played; he has been MVP sixth times; he can dunk, pass, shoot the fade-away J; and he is just plain UNSTOPPABLE! Who wouldn't pay money to watch his heirness? I WANT TO BE LIKE MIKE....
Everyone hates Hanson, except for unaware eight year olds. Not only do the songs stink, they
are played too often, since they're "prodigys". Well, I have one suggestion for them. !CUT THAT HAIR! What the hell does hmmbop mean anyway?
Referring to baseball pitchers, and there rude excusal of batters by a third strike rule. Most commonly
executed by Randie Johnson, Kerry Wood, and Curt Schilling. (seen at right)
Used when a offensive player makes his
opponent look like a rented piece of garbage. Usually said while flying
by for a dunk or lay-up. (as Michael is portraying)
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Damn Skippy!
Signed,
Daniel Lusby